Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

credit due, they did do the right thing in one marginal so far. That's one positive I guess. Poor people without cars and who haven't had a holiday in over a decade are the real Greens imo. And I wouldn't trust that party to act in their interests as far as I could throw Caroline /Soubz (they seem like conjoined twins that repeatedly go Gnuuu GNuu these days!).

Some more tough transformer talk, this time from Nrigella Frarag:

I led Ukip into the 2015 general election. I had all the same stuff, all the same arguments. The Tory tribe screaming and shouting, ‘Don’t take our votes’.

The Ukip vote took more votes from Labour than it did from the Conservatives, David Cameron wouldn’t have even got a majority without Ukip.

We are going to hurt the Labour party in the most extraordinary way. We’ll do it in South Wales, we’ll do it in the Midlands, we’ll do it in the north of England.

Those Labour voters have been completely betrayed by the Labour party. They are my number one target. I got those votes in 2015, I’ll do it again.

Soubry is disgusting scum.

Is Lucas really close to her? Disappointing if so.

Yes, poor people with low carbon footprint are 'de facto green' - fine.

But if you think that's a good thing, then it is somewhat logical to vote for a party focused on being ... green.

Historically, Green policies have been on the Left. If that's changed, it must be a specific recent development.

I'm employing a bit of the old hyperbole there Pinefox, but they did pop up next to each other with Blackford, and were finishing each others sentences calling for a GNU. This was after everyone got a bit excited over the proroguing of parliament.

the un-proroguing of parliament I should have said.

anti-roguing

(in the old days we did this with a guillotine etc)

This Labour Party mob must be some crack outfit, everyone is attacking them and everyone is targeting their seats - makes sense because they've been in power for... er... hold on...

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/nov/04/elections-solutions-politics-scandal-lies

Farage apparently only targeting 'votes' rather than seats - not convinced he actually wants any BXP candidate to win. Much like his argument against running as an MP, he can only operate from the 'outside'. If they do win a seat it will be largely accidental.

Jill thinks "this Labour Party mob must be some crack outfit"

Labour is a Leave Party disguising itself as sitting on the fence (trust us, vote for us, and then we'll let you know which way we'll jump) and Gareth Eales is a Corbynite. Could you really vote for that?

— Jill Hope 🔶🔶🔶 (@JillHopeLibDem) November 4, 2019

Gove having a total Govedown on Twitter this morning.

do some fucking work michael

actually, on second thoughts, keep wasting time on twitter michael

mr fucking knitted bobby-sox has gone as short as 1/25 to be next speaker now.

tbh i liked hoyle's socks, it was the rest of the room that was horrible -- like an upcoming series of twin peaks set in the BEIGE LODGE

that room was a dead person pretending to be alive room!

Candidates are:
Chris Bryant (Lab)
Harriet Harman (Lab)
Meg Hillier (Lab)
Sir Lindsay Hoyle (Lab)
Dame Eleanor Laing (Con)
Sir Edward Leigh (Con)
Dame Rosie Winterton (Lab)

sheet showing where parties are standing down to endorse other parties
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/106pw1Q5I0xmUmilb-M3IKe9SUfRD6QDQQUWSa_RYz8E/edit#gid=0

twin-set peaks

Yeah he was having a very normal time of it last night

Yup! Dom and I are Putin-believing, Stalin-apologising, Moscow line friends of anti-western groups like Sinn Fein, Hamas and Hezbollah #brexitderangementsyndrome #maybethatsanotherguy https://t.co/QWgsO9OOz8

— Michael Gove (@michaelgove) November 3, 2019

don't dish it out if you can't take it!

Sinn Fein not standing in South or East Belfast to boost Alliance candidates (not sure it will have much impact against the DUP in the latter though).

Farage apparently only targeting 'votes' rather than seats - not convinced he actually wants any BXP candidate to win. Much like his argument against running as an MP, he can only operate from the 'outside'.

This has pretty much been Johnson's MO up to now in a sense, sniping from the sidelines with little chance of retribution. His ego probably told him he has what it takes to be a hard-man Erdoğan type leader, which predictably isn't quite panning out. Looking forward to the BXP and Tory right tipping into outright war with each other over the next month though (hopefully this will happen).

Weirdos

The new countdown clock at ⁦@Conservatives⁩ HQ pic.twitter.com/hI6hEDQCxc

— Harriett Baldwin (@hbaldwin) November 4, 2019

tony's launching a coup isn't he

European commission president elect Ursula von der Leyen will meet Tony Blair on Wednesday (at his request) to discuss a "series of topical issues".
Commission spokes decline to elaborate further.

— Jennifer Rankin (@JenniferMerode) November 4, 2019

Sinn Fein not standing in South or East Belfast to boost Alliance candidates (not sure it will have much impact against the DUP in the latter though).

SDLP not running #GE2019 candidates in three constituencies: North Belfast, East Belfast and North Down: https://t.co/Q56UX7ox2P pic.twitter.com/fX6GeeJsz0

— BBC News NI (@BBCNewsNI) November 4, 2019

Whistleblower required.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/nov/04/no-10-blocks-russia-eu-referendum-report-until-after-election

Sean Bean endorses Jeremy Corbyn for giving the working class a voice.https://t.co/1UKGL1oAh2

— Jill Gore (@JillGore8) November 4, 2019

luvvie not a melt shockah!

ffs it's 4 years old!

has bean

he's probably changed his mind now after reading 328 negative think-pieces in the Graun since then!

Corbyn is starting to get all the young influencer recommendations judging by his instagram story

i hear corbs has won a lucrative endorsement from flat tummy tea off the back of it

He only fucks with one kind of tea
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBURW2NXsAA6yei?format=jpg&name=large

Ah, the Yorkshire tea plantations are a beautiful sight

They used to be a well kept secret until Liz Truss revealed that both China buy a sack of tea leaves off us every year just for the lols.

northern vote spoken for iirc

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7btURiPqGSeg6IUM/giphy.gif

Woodcock chucks it in - good riddance

how much in would a woodcock chuck if a woodcock could chuck in

Woodcock’s decision to stand down sets up Labour vs Tory fight in Barrow & Furness. Labour scraped it in 17 (to the shock of all at the count.) It’a near the top of Tory target seats - Leave-voting, “Workington man” *wince*, coastal town. Brexit Party candidacy could be crucial. pic.twitter.com/dKtlIdXx7s

— Adam Payne (@adampayne26) November 4, 2019

Left out "love nukes" from that list of attributes

Corbs is gonna dismantle your property portfolio https://t.co/unyYytcxTL

— Y (@YSAB87) November 4, 2019

JC has stopped Brexit.

xxxp Lib Dems a certainty for Barrow

*nods head manically*

all those pleb-squirrels that voted for the 2 main parties in Barrow are dead now. Thanks my trusty slingshot ... hahhahah

the remainiacs still pitching yvette cooper as anti brexit

Never forget this interview from 2017

https://youtu.be/o_5VSF-vRZg

Eddie Marsan should really stop taking whatever he's on

he's abandoned that achievements of New labour wallpaper on twitter, maybe he's broke full tory now!

Conrad, if only the Yvette Cooper one and the Ken Clarke one could make an alliance against JC and Brexit

when this malaise takes over their mind they start to make wailing Gnuuing noises!