Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

lol trust Jo to get annoyed about a bit of graffiti on a private sector owned telecom box.

excellent tagging by criminy jorbyn

lol

The best television you will watch today. Jo Swinson finally caught out for the brazen fibber that she is. pic.twitter.com/b2aQxeeFqV

— Tory Fibs (@ToryFibs) November 3, 2019

"you don't understand, 'Labour Can't Win Here' is the name of my dog"

god she’s so fucking bad at this

it helps your credibility a bit if you don't smirk when you're blatantly lying

when she does join the debates it will be excruciating

shame that ridge didn’t press on the lol that even in this ridiculous hypothetical the libdems still couldn’t beat rees-mogg

her advisors need to get her to cut out the nodding thing

You sure you want to go on that debate Jo? pic.twitter.com/tEAgkDU3aI

— Admiral Ackbars Memoriam (@GhostofAckbar) November 3, 2019

No idea why John Nicolson isn't standing in her seat this time round but, fuck me, the SNP better be moving heaven and earth to unseat her.

this will boil some (racist) piss

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— Momentum (@PeoplesMomentum) November 2, 2019

Earlier in the same programme we had Sturgeon on carrying on the long standing SNP tradition of not being able the pronounce the word 'Scottish'.

Honestly she is not good at debating, like fuck me, people say the same of Corbyn but he was able to win over a hostile audience with Paxman last time. She is bad and she makes basic errors.

Is referring to squirrels as "pleb-rabbits" a Scottish thing? Seems more like individual degeneracy/savagery to me. I was recently shocked to discover a very cute springer spaniel I often see will happily kill squirrels for fun, sometimes two or three a day!

There’s a female whippet near me whose owners have a chalkboard tally of her Russell Square squirrel kills.

xp squirrels are rodents, to dogs they’re just rats with fancy tails

I'm glad mine lacks the pace and the killer instinct, because I loves the squirrels

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well known bearsden vernacular

Reminds me of someone insisting seagulls were known as “sea pigeons”.

Glenn greenwald?

Pleb-rabbits wouldn't be the phrase used in Scotland anyway...

http://www.christyobalek.com/store/p6/Hare_fall_painting_Ned_Rabbits_of_Sylvilla_MATTE_ART_PRINT.html

beloved ilx poster ned rabbits

My occasional whippet Wilf caught a squirrel once and stood there holding it in his mouth with a ‘now what do I do with it?’ look on his face before letting it go unharmed.

Greens also doing a Lib Dem

Check the small print of Labour’s 2030 pledge!

In collaboration with the trade unions and the scientific community, [Labour will] work towards a path to net zero carbon emissions by 2030, guaranteeing an increase in good unionised jobs in the UK /1

— Molly💚Stroud (@MollyMEP) November 3, 2019

you'd think they might want to attack the tories, especially over the fracking pause bullshit. But no.

So many Green voters I’ve known are just poshos with Tories for parents who post about saving endangered species on FB (and whose parents would probably disinherit them for voting Lab).

Cancer patients, nurses working late shifts, and extremely ill people should pay money to private companies to get to hospital, thanks a bunch Greens. https://t.co/VXMow81qcA

— Dawn Foster (@DawnHFoster) November 3, 2019

i wonder why this tweet was deleted earlier

Not dawn foster's obv the green party one she's angrily replying to. They have really shown themselves not to be up for any left policies when shit get's real.

they were quite happy to seem to be to the left of Ed Mili Labour, but they have shown their true colours in recent months.

"Lib Dems with hemp sandals instead of crocs."

^^^
otm

absolutely fuck these ghouls pic.twitter.com/7PmkxgBzBR

— jack (@jrc1921) November 3, 2019

still playing silly bugger games

At what point does this shit become illegal? Nah don't answer that

I might just set up my own bogus polling company from my bedroom and sell all my "polling data" to the LibDems, The Graun and that lying fucking melt analitica app.

It never rains but it pours for the Scottish Tories.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/tory-mp-ross-thomson-quits-20802358

That story is horrific.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EIdBwuOXsAEPCFk?format=png&name=900x900

whoever it is in her campaign team who tells her that the walking towards the camera shots (or at their conference - straight into the sea shot) they keep using make them look forward thinking and dynamic - rather than just like total fucking idiots is doing a cracking job.

https://cdn1us.denofgeek.com/sites/denofgeekus/files/styles/main_wide/public/2019/02/power-rangers-episodes-fan.jpg?itok=hhtXMejU

Notebooks! Civility! Brainstorming!

They’re the Paperchase party.

This was incredibly funny

https://www.balls.ie/football/harry-arter-jeremy-corbyn-boris-johnson-419729

hah! footballers are such pathetic imbeciles, but that's almost Dean Windass level there!

How many hours have the BBC had as a headline that Farage isn’t running?

Oh! Just as I say that they’ve replaced it with racing news.

well done lewis hamilton's multi million dollars car

Lewis Hamilton also not standing as an MP.

He is from humble beginnings in a council house in Stevenage, so as a multi zillionaire he will just love to redistribute his wealth obv!

https://media.balls.ie/uploads/2019/11/03142908/Screen-Shot-2019-11-03-at-14.27.48.png

lool, this is Windass level tbf

not all footballers - tony watt tony watt tony tony watt was expressing solidarity yesterday

can’t believe it’s been 7 years since he scored against them slags in the champo league

Glad you mentioned it! He's p much the only footballer I follow, has always been good value and yeah him taking on our Tory bastard of an injured striker yesterday was great

Is this Lib Dem tactical voting calculator thing a bit overblown?

I know never underestmate the weirdness of people but the subsection of society that would use or even know about such a thing but not wikipedia is mostly comprised of people who would vote Lib Dem anyway