Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

Bell Ribeiro-Addy – Chief of staff and political advisor to Diane Abbott

The selections the past fortnight have produced BAME candidates after concern that none had been selected yet, and they’re in safe seats too.

Chuka is standing in the City & Westminster constituency, not Streatham fwiw. That's currently Mark Field's constituency and will probably return a Tory again but its definitely up for grabs.

OTOH it could end up splitting the vote and returning a Labour MP. There were only 4000 or so votes in it last time.

It might not: according to someone I know living there, Mark Field’s wife (some kind of theatrical agent IIRC) was pretty key in getting a certain type of modern Tory voter to support him. I’d say that a Remainer has a chance and a half there.

Yeah Umunna's a dick for standing there - clearly targeting a seat Labour were particularly close to winning last time. Sutton & Cheam might've been acceptable.

some scoop for wurrance telephene (who I must concede I've never really rated)

jo swinson: squirrel killer pic.twitter.com/WojCjWMGYh

— e. r. dewo (@groovyguyzone) November 2, 2019

lol i was gonna share that earlier

Probably nothing but

Breaking - Dominic Cummings, the prime minister’s most senior adviser, is facing questions over his past activities in Russia after a whistleblower came forward to raise “serious concerns” about the 3 years Cummings spent there after graduating from Oxford. See the Sunday Times

— Tom Harper (@TomJHarper) November 2, 2019

Shadow foreign secretary Emily Thornberry has written to Mark Sedwill, the cabinet secretary, & the heads of MI5 & MI6 asking what level of security vetting was handed to Cummings when he joined Boris Johnson in Downing St. See tomorrow’s Sunday Times exclusive with @cazjwheeler

— Tom Harper (@TomJHarper) November 2, 2019

The Sunday Times understands that Whitehall is restricting some government business from Cummings, despite awarding him developed vetting (DV) status, which should grant him access to top secret intelligence. See tomorrow’s Sunday Times @cazjwheeler

— Tom Harper (@TomJHarper) November 2, 2019

imagine if Agent Cummings has single-handedly managed to do more damage to the UK than every previous KGB mole put together, you'd have to take your hat off

ffs he isn't even a Marxism–Leninism zealot, he's just a complete twat who gets high on having top jobs and being mentioned in the press a lot.

was at the streatham selection meeting earlier. really glad bell won. think the right's candidate admitting she voted for brexit might have lost a few votes

at least back in the day the Soviet Union recruited an enigmatic group of Lothario alcoholic tankies and homosexuals who looked pretty cool, not fucking psychotic looking baldy twats that look like paedo PE teachers who probably wank over pics of Thatcher

is this news ? why are the BBC splashing on this ?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-50278634

BIG policy announcement from labour today (tucked away two-thirds down the observer front page)
https://www.theguardian.com/global/2019/nov/02/labour-scheme-homes-energy-efficiency

Doesn’t matter - look at the year on year triple lock increase if you want to know how much they should have been increasing benefits for working age people. It’s still way off pace with the cost of living.

oh yes, otm, not contesting that - just wondering why the BBC are splashing on something that was announced by... george osborne

The BBC are leading news bulletins on the government announcing they will end the benefits freeze in 2020.

The four-year freeze has always been due to end in 2020 and was last confirmed by the government back in January.

It would be news if they decided not to end it.

— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) November 3, 2019

sun will rise tomorrow, tories confirm in major pre-election announcement to bbc news

Excellent 2008 content on Jo Swinson's Facebook page pic.twitter.com/2cFu0fuajv

— Joey D'Urso (@josephmdurso) November 1, 2019

very familiar imagery here, no dead squirrels or potholes though

Profiles in courage, part 338

https://news.sky.com/story/general-election-2019-nigel-farage-says-he-will-not-stand-as-mp-11852868

^that's actually shopped. original here:

She's fucking gloating now. https://t.co/Gu6g3lm7SX

— Stefano Vozza (@stef_wholemeal) November 2, 2019

xp

lol trust Jo to get annoyed about a bit of graffiti on a private sector owned telecom box.

excellent tagging by criminy jorbyn

lol

The best television you will watch today. Jo Swinson finally caught out for the brazen fibber that she is. pic.twitter.com/b2aQxeeFqV

— Tory Fibs (@ToryFibs) November 3, 2019

"you don't understand, 'Labour Can't Win Here' is the name of my dog"

god she’s so fucking bad at this

it helps your credibility a bit if you don't smirk when you're blatantly lying

when she does join the debates it will be excruciating

shame that ridge didn’t press on the lol that even in this ridiculous hypothetical the libdems still couldn’t beat rees-mogg

her advisors need to get her to cut out the nodding thing

You sure you want to go on that debate Jo? pic.twitter.com/tEAgkDU3aI

— Admiral Ackbars Memoriam (@GhostofAckbar) November 3, 2019

No idea why John Nicolson isn't standing in her seat this time round but, fuck me, the SNP better be moving heaven and earth to unseat her.

this will boil some (racist) piss

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— Momentum (@PeoplesMomentum) November 2, 2019

Earlier in the same programme we had Sturgeon on carrying on the long standing SNP tradition of not being able the pronounce the word 'Scottish'.

Honestly she is not good at debating, like fuck me, people say the same of Corbyn but he was able to win over a hostile audience with Paxman last time. She is bad and she makes basic errors.

Is referring to squirrels as "pleb-rabbits" a Scottish thing? Seems more like individual degeneracy/savagery to me. I was recently shocked to discover a very cute springer spaniel I often see will happily kill squirrels for fun, sometimes two or three a day!

There’s a female whippet near me whose owners have a chalkboard tally of her Russell Square squirrel kills.

xp squirrels are rodents, to dogs they’re just rats with fancy tails

I'm glad mine lacks the pace and the killer instinct, because I loves the squirrels

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well known bearsden vernacular

Reminds me of someone insisting seagulls were known as “sea pigeons”.

Glenn greenwald?

Pleb-rabbits wouldn't be the phrase used in Scotland anyway...

http://www.christyobalek.com/store/p6/Hare_fall_painting_Ned_Rabbits_of_Sylvilla_MATTE_ART_PRINT.html

beloved ilx poster ned rabbits

My occasional whippet Wilf caught a squirrel once and stood there holding it in his mouth with a ‘now what do I do with it?’ look on his face before letting it go unharmed.

Greens also doing a Lib Dem

Check the small print of Labour’s 2030 pledge!

In collaboration with the trade unions and the scientific community, [Labour will] work towards a path to net zero carbon emissions by 2030, guaranteeing an increase in good unionised jobs in the UK /1

— Molly💚Stroud (@MollyMEP) November 3, 2019

you'd think they might want to attack the tories, especially over the fracking pause bullshit. But no.

So many Green voters I’ve known are just poshos with Tories for parents who post about saving endangered species on FB (and whose parents would probably disinherit them for voting Lab).

Cancer patients, nurses working late shifts, and extremely ill people should pay money to private companies to get to hospital, thanks a bunch Greens. https://t.co/VXMow81qcA

— Dawn Foster (@DawnHFoster) November 3, 2019

i wonder why this tweet was deleted earlier