Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

It’s #NationalAlbumDay and I’m still torn. pic.twitter.com/3B1Q6sUE8e

— Mark Eastwood (@mark4dewsbury) October 12, 2019

my local tory candidate is a Leeds Utd fan and would probably love a chat with Michael Dugher about their fave UK music

You boring, boring bastard

I don't get why people are so angry about this (apart from the hashtag obviously). In the absence of an electoral pact the major parties will stand in every constituency surely? https://t.co/gpw0oTmcA0

— Dorian Lynskey (@Dorianlynskey) November 1, 2019

So far the Lib Dems have stood down for two Tories (Dominic Grieve & Antoinette Sandbach) whilst launching high-profile campaigns against pro-remain Labour MPs with tiny majorities vs the Tories & where LDs have no chance of winning (Emma Dent-Coad, Rosie Duffield) #YellowTories

— Rosa (@rosagilbert) November 1, 2019

xxp

@StewartMcDonald @rickyaross OMG Stewart! Ricky Ross tweeted you, he was one of my heroes growing up. Raintown still my fave album ever

— Paula Sherriff MP (@paulasherriff) January 14, 2016

lol

@1BarryGibson Not bad for most albums! but did you hear amazing Cassius Clatter track this am @bbcweekending?

— Barry Sheerman (@BarrySheerman) November 26, 2011

Caught a little of @johnlewisretail music festival really poor no longer aimed at families no great bands a let down from "never knowingly"

— Barry Sheerman (@BarrySheerman) September 10, 2017

Delighted that JohnHumprys @BBCr4today is no stick in the mud in his taste in music!

— Barry Sheerman (@BarrySheerman) February 12, 2016

I thought for a sec that Paula might be a Rick Ross fan there!

This u-turn on fracking days after it was revealed that the tory manifesto was being written by a fracking lobbyist, it stinks of cummings and it makes me fear that there will be a lot more of this stuff to come

Was thinking the same. I doubt many of the protesters in the fracking areas will be convinced that is a u-turn, just a temporary electioneering pause.

it stinks of cummings

Half time in rugby so just time to retweet Cat Smith’s spot on take of Tory con on fracking. You can’t believe a fracking word the Tories say. https://t.co/nuw95Sme9k

— John McDonnell MP (@johnmcdonnellMP) November 2, 2019

has the disingenuous ex ILXer and uber remainiac actually noticed there are members of the LibDems who are angry with their party's grasping desperation against remain Labour candidates and comity towards the Tories. It's not just labour voters who are sick of their behaviour.

I wouldn't really have a problem with it if they hadn't stood down in two constituencies. Field one everywhere or GTFO.

I can't believe that even Swinson would be deluded enough to put Walker in a priority constituency and Canterbury certainly isn't that. Feels like the sort of constituency where you field a high profile candidate you don't want in Parliament.

My feeling is he shoots his mouth off too much to be anything more than an electoral liability but he's certainly prominent enough to let the Tory candidate back in.

“half time in the rugby”. fuck off john

good point

ban sport

nah we can let rugby exist today

Several observations about this picture. A thread: pic.twitter.com/wTqjzjuwbU

— Hannah Al-Othman (@HannahAlOthman) November 2, 2019

observations on a fake rugby fan and his scared, uncomfortable looking dog.

I was convinced to take part in the World Cup sweepstakes at work and drew South Africa so I actually have a stake in this one

Shoes in the house was the first thing I thought

Lindsay Hoyle has graced us with a pic as well

Come on England pic.twitter.com/27xqf2Nv1a

— Lindsay Hoyle (@LindsayHoyle_MP) November 2, 2019

Errrrrrrr...

he looks really into that

:D

even the coffee table is out of reach of the seemingly only chair in the room i mean how hard is it to fake this shit convincingly unless you've never seen the inside of a human home before

Monolith just out of shot

i too prefer watching television with the very edges of my peripheral vision

eyes to the right...

Confusion as NO ONE turns up for 'huge' pro Brexit demo in Doncaster this morning https://t.co/aTCCOtbdex

— Alan Bale #FBPE Holds no political allegance (@Ablooty) November 2, 2019

that 4th season of Twin Peaks is where Lindsay is at rn

takes an odd turn towards the religious at the end, but is worth 100 john harris videos this
https://vimeo.com/367369145

oh noes, not this - anything but this

The super-rich are preparing to immediately leave the UK if Jeremy Corbyn becomes prime minister, fearing they will lose billions of pounds if the Labour leader does “go after” the wealthy elite with new taxes, possible capital controls and a clampdown on private schools.

Lawyers and accountants for the UK’s richest families said they had been deluged with calls from millionaire and billionaire clients asking for help and advice on moving countries, shifting their fortunes offshore and making early gifts to their children to avoid the Labour leader’s threat to tax all inheritances above £125,000.

The advisers said a Corbyn-led government was viewed as a far greater threat to the wealth and quality of life of the richest 1% than a hard Brexit.

hey up as soon as i clicked that video it's Preston Road

lot of billionaires down there will be sweating on Corbyn winning

Don't see the difference between that Hull video and numerous Harris ones tbh. Single shot of that detached graffitied house is some prime Real England estate though.

eyes to the right...

― gyac, Saturday, 2 November 2019 12:17 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

vvg

picture of Corbyn with a gorgeous black lab from his insta story
https://i.postimg.cc/WzqCXJ1F/140-B13-F8-0760-4-DE6-B284-D80737071625.png

pic.twitter.com/kQ8ARikeF0

— Kit Caless (@KitCaless) October 31, 2019

hah! typical (well for us crap at dog training) black lab pulling like hell on that lead.

extremely pleased to see this
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EIXnCgdW4AIg_BD?format=jpg&name=large

LOL

Who'd've thocht it?

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/nov/02/dominic-grieve-calls-for-release-of-report-on-russian-meddling-in-uk

It is understood that the dossier examines allegations that Russian money has flowed into British politics in general and the Conservative party in particular. It also includes claims that Russia launched a major influence operation in 2016 in support of Brexit.

At the telly not me. And turn the dog's head to the screen. pic.twitter.com/KapK8O32y6

— barney farmer (@barneyfarmer) November 2, 2019

They should do this

“One Labour policy wonk impishly suggests the incoming government could follow the example of the Bolsheviks in 1917 and immediately publish highly sensitive documents relating to previous governments.” https://t.co/3Or1czgdTS

— George Eaton (@georgeeaton) November 2, 2019

oh god no the last thing this country needs is to be radically transformed, bring back the adults in the room

I bet some rando Labour policy wonk would have been a bit more nervous about mentioning the Bolsheviks - even in jest - during GE' 17.

The Labour candidate running against BoJo in his constituency seems a decent lad.

I called out Lib Dem PPC @thattimwalker for using a mental health slur as an election slogan and he blocked me, despite me being a fellow party member and former Councillor. 🤷‍♀️

Everybody in Canterbury, vote for the Labour candidate @RosieDuffield1. https://t.co/FKv8xxaxrf pic.twitter.com/nkNe29JVmB

— Chris Ward (@christopherward) November 1, 2019

it's almost as if he's a Tory cunt in disguise

Should I know who Tim Walker is?

Lawyers and accountants for the UK’s richest families said they had been deluged with calls from millionaire and billionaire clients

Name names, you cowards.