Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

eh? You can't have a room without a main grownup :p

in the last 24 hours mike gapes has been taken in by a tactical voting site that recommends him in every constituency and the political editor of the bbc has had to deny shaving a boy called cyril. it is day 2 of the electoral campaign.

— a a dril (@demarionunn) November 1, 2019

Whatever your politics, this is discriminatory, undemocratic and wrong. Not only is it two blokes deciding to have a debate excluding women, we are not a two party country and the sizeable proportion of the public who want to #StopBrexit won’t have a voice in the room. /1 https://t.co/6wxxPXtdyN

— Chuka Umunna (@ChukaUmunna) November 1, 2019

You quite literally love to see it

Chuka’s right, it’s not a two party debate, they should include the SNP as well.

I feel deprived of the opportunity to hear Swinson talking about her other policy

"encouraging" employers to "avoid" unpaid internships ?

This tweet is one of hundreds I have received today because of a made up story on here suggesting I was involved in some fantasy conspiracy involving the Question Time audience ( a show I don’t even work on). People have taken leave of their senses. https://t.co/O595Ar7iF2

— Rob Burley (@RobBurl) November 1, 2019

can't believe the robert "bobby" zands tweet has done 5k+ retweets

Excuse you, he’s DR Sands

dem running walker at duffield in canterbury ffs

can someone tell the piss wonks to wait until after the tories are destroyed to become the new tories

A would-be MP for Batley and Spen believed aliens were “working with our world Governments” and that she came from a star called Sirius.

Jill Hughes was the Prospective Parliamentary Candidate for the Brexit Party in the West Yorkshire constituency.

They questioned her employment history but also quoted from social media postings and her book, released last year, Spirit of Prophecy.

In the book it reads “the E.T’s, some of them less than Apple Pie wholesome or Positive pumpkins, are already here working with our world Governments, but that’s all hush-hush for now”.

safe to say BXP are probably not seriously going for Batley and Spen

she is a former candidate apparently, but had to post it

stockhausen claimed he came from sirius too iirc, maybe they were neighbours?

I don't think Stockhausen would have been elected in Batley & Spen either tbf.

xenakis, otoh...

xxp
I think I saw Mike Stockhausen taking a piss against the bins behind the Batley Frontiers car-park once, you might be right!

Please fuck off - just for balance. https://t.co/nyMvTimSDt

— Brian Moore (@brianmoore666) November 1, 2019

just for some more balance i think most ugly bastard rugby players and politicians and english people should all be reduced to a pile of wood-chips!

my local RL club has people putting poison around their park field to teach people who don't scoop a lesson. Thats why my dog always has his muzzle on in the park and I get that Wenger style "I din't get a clear view of zis incident" when he lays a massive turd on their pitch.

the LibDems, whose leader accepts donations from Cuadrilla says the tory party are about as eco friendly as one of them fires that some of the people they helped make homeless during the coalition years might keep warm around. Hey, but at least the tories have paused fracking for a couple of months.

xp that’s so evil, is it legal for them to do that?

I'm not on Facebook but apparently there is anti-rugby doggo group where much of the discussion is food laden with rat poison. Real England!

It’s #NationalAlbumDay and I’m still torn. pic.twitter.com/3B1Q6sUE8e

— Mark Eastwood (@mark4dewsbury) October 12, 2019

my local tory candidate is a Leeds Utd fan and would probably love a chat with Michael Dugher about their fave UK music

You boring, boring bastard

I don't get why people are so angry about this (apart from the hashtag obviously). In the absence of an electoral pact the major parties will stand in every constituency surely? https://t.co/gpw0oTmcA0

— Dorian Lynskey (@Dorianlynskey) November 1, 2019

So far the Lib Dems have stood down for two Tories (Dominic Grieve & Antoinette Sandbach) whilst launching high-profile campaigns against pro-remain Labour MPs with tiny majorities vs the Tories & where LDs have no chance of winning (Emma Dent-Coad, Rosie Duffield) #YellowTories

— Rosa (@rosagilbert) November 1, 2019

xxp

@StewartMcDonald @rickyaross OMG Stewart! Ricky Ross tweeted you, he was one of my heroes growing up. Raintown still my fave album ever

— Paula Sherriff MP (@paulasherriff) January 14, 2016

lol

@1BarryGibson Not bad for most albums! but did you hear amazing Cassius Clatter track this am @bbcweekending?

— Barry Sheerman (@BarrySheerman) November 26, 2011

Caught a little of @johnlewisretail music festival really poor no longer aimed at families no great bands a let down from "never knowingly"

— Barry Sheerman (@BarrySheerman) September 10, 2017

Delighted that JohnHumprys @BBCr4today is no stick in the mud in his taste in music!

— Barry Sheerman (@BarrySheerman) February 12, 2016

I thought for a sec that Paula might be a Rick Ross fan there!

This u-turn on fracking days after it was revealed that the tory manifesto was being written by a fracking lobbyist, it stinks of cummings and it makes me fear that there will be a lot more of this stuff to come

Was thinking the same. I doubt many of the protesters in the fracking areas will be convinced that is a u-turn, just a temporary electioneering pause.

it stinks of cummings

Half time in rugby so just time to retweet Cat Smith’s spot on take of Tory con on fracking. You can’t believe a fracking word the Tories say. https://t.co/nuw95Sme9k

— John McDonnell MP (@johnmcdonnellMP) November 2, 2019

has the disingenuous ex ILXer and uber remainiac actually noticed there are members of the LibDems who are angry with their party's grasping desperation against remain Labour candidates and comity towards the Tories. It's not just labour voters who are sick of their behaviour.

I wouldn't really have a problem with it if they hadn't stood down in two constituencies. Field one everywhere or GTFO.

I can't believe that even Swinson would be deluded enough to put Walker in a priority constituency and Canterbury certainly isn't that. Feels like the sort of constituency where you field a high profile candidate you don't want in Parliament.

My feeling is he shoots his mouth off too much to be anything more than an electoral liability but he's certainly prominent enough to let the Tory candidate back in.

“half time in the rugby”. fuck off john

good point

ban sport

nah we can let rugby exist today

Several observations about this picture. A thread: pic.twitter.com/wTqjzjuwbU

— Hannah Al-Othman (@HannahAlOthman) November 2, 2019

observations on a fake rugby fan and his scared, uncomfortable looking dog.

I was convinced to take part in the World Cup sweepstakes at work and drew South Africa so I actually have a stake in this one

Shoes in the house was the first thing I thought

Lindsay Hoyle has graced us with a pic as well

Come on England pic.twitter.com/27xqf2Nv1a

— Lindsay Hoyle (@LindsayHoyle_MP) November 2, 2019

Errrrrrrr...

he looks really into that

:D

even the coffee table is out of reach of the seemingly only chair in the room i mean how hard is it to fake this shit convincingly unless you've never seen the inside of a human home before

Monolith just out of shot

i too prefer watching television with the very edges of my peripheral vision

eyes to the right...

Confusion as NO ONE turns up for 'huge' pro Brexit demo in Doncaster this morning https://t.co/aTCCOtbdex

— Alan Bale #FBPE Holds no political allegance (@Ablooty) November 2, 2019