Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

Apparently BJ has just visited the hospital down the road from me and was booed as he left, standard enough day then.

I believe poetic whatever dictates that Johnson goes to Penrith & The Border or Orpington.

maybe he'll go to dunwich or old sarum

had no idea the chancellor was a working class geezer you'd think he'd mention it more

― nashwan, Thursday, October 31, 2019 11:51 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Indeed...

“I think that is incredibly rude. I wonder if people like Hugh Grant think they are part of the elite and they look down on working class people no matter what station they reach in life.”

... well done, Sajid, you've managed to appear to an even bigger tit than Hugh Grant.

Worried about Liverpool winning the league? Throw your support behind Spurs who are the only team who can stop them pic.twitter.com/vbkkg7rLhs

— Will 🚾 (@ohlookitswill_) October 31, 2019

Have never really had an opinion on Hugh Grant but that’s quite refreshing considering the many, many celebs we had wanking to death over Ellen’s civility to GWB.

xp lol beautiful

I have very reliable tales of Hugh Grant being Unsafe In Taxis but let’s credit him for chastising The Saj on behalf of all the non-famous hacking victims.

Just a nod to the fact that it is October 31st, 2019, the UK is not leaving the EU today, and Boris Johnson's Brexit policies have been emphatically repudiated by parliament over and over. Happy Halloween, UK!

Hopefully this should be a fun story that might make the Tories think twice about accusing Corbyn of being pro-Russia.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/oct/31/boris-johnson-accused-report-russia-dominic-grieve

johnson's connections to russia are proven and rife

Pisstape or gtf.

I was called Project Fear for explaining how No-Deal Tariffs work.

Ms Pearson is predicting over 10 trillion pounds of capital flight "overnight."

To put that in context, 10 trillion pounds is roughly the entire Chinese economy. https://t.co/vlhcr6ziST

— Dmitry Grozoubinski (@DmitryOpines) October 31, 2019

Like Brexit, it's a price worth paying, Allison.

You love to see and hear it...

https://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/cambridge-news/boris-johnson-addenbrooks-hospital-boos-17178558

"Happy Brexit day, Prime Minister". oof.

John Bercow has been snapped by the supremely talented @StefanRousseau of PA arriving for his last day at work. Of course he lives in the House of Commons so it's likely he had to leave and come back in again to do this. pic.twitter.com/JaI6qjoFPP

— Dan Bloom (@danbloom1) October 31, 2019

btw 2 Tories on QT tonight (including Oakeshott) so no need to watch or report back thx

i do wonder what the tories will try with bercow out of the picture

Uh oh. Donald Trump tells @LBC he's warned Boris Johnson his Brexit deal might hamper free trade agreement with the US: 'This deal, to be honest, some aspects of it, you cannot do a trade deal with the UK.'

— Jason Groves (@JasonGroves1) October 31, 2019

Also

Update: Keith Vaz is set to lose the whip after 32 years as a Labour MP https://t.co/GwDUK81ift

— Esther Webber (@estwebber) October 31, 2019

Good.

Indeed

They accidentally did a good one.

🎃 #HappyHalloween pic.twitter.com/kM9AGAgYqI

— Conservatives (@Conservatives) October 31, 2019

lol their ability to make their bad look good is v impressive.

so cheerful!

and have literally visualised something for people.

i do wonder what the tories will try with bercow out of the picture

― koogs, Thursday, October 31, 2019 5:14 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

was wondering about taht after reading about his influence in the process so far a couple of weeks back.
I don't know what the selection process for his replacement is so how good things will be from today.

I see bloke with horrible accent and womans name is massively odds on fav. I suppose he has done his 9 year apprenticeship of yelling shit from 18th century dust books in his horrible accent.

How is he as a Labour man going to be a more pliable speaker than bercow, oh forget it - stupid question!

"The son of former Labour MP Doug Hoyle"

his dad was in the Velvet Underground

What’s wrong with his accent?!

it's not reet! Probably an accent ruined for me by shit people I've worked with and Peter Kay.

Oh God yeah, true, but not all Lancastrians...

Still the best choice accent wise of the runners. (Should have a Yorkshire or Scouse one though).

there is an ace interview with betty boothroyd talking about how her dad was a (scandalous in the 30's) stay at home parent while her mum went to work during the depression. Someone linked it on ILX years ago.

https://sounds.bl.uk/Oral-history/Oral-history-curator-s-choice/021M-OH1CD0297601-0001V0

"take jam and hope for spam" LibDems new campaign slogan there

The last Speaker with a regional accent got absolutely ripped to shreds for having one - remember Gorbals Mick?

who was giving him shit about his accent?

His Glaswegian accent led to his being nicknamed "Gorbals Mick" by Quentin Letts, after the working-class district of Glasgow, although he was actually born on the other side of the river from the Gorbals and represented a constituency a few miles away.[15]

Can’t believe the boarding school twat who’s got a problem with Scottish people was at it again

poor attention to biographical details there by mr Letts, not that it matters because he isn't a journalist - despite whatever he's put on his passport. the total cunt.

Donald Trump is trying to interfere in Britain’s election to get his friend Boris Johnson elected.

It was Trump who said in June the NHS is “on the table”. And he knows if Labour wins US corporations won’t get their hands on it.

Our NHS is not for sale.pic.twitter.com/AUhht3pCgL

— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) October 31, 2019

yes

yes they should

fuck.ing.hell.

We would like to make this absolutely clear: The BBC's flagship politics presenter is publishing White Supremacy pic.twitter.com/iRrPsyn3ul

— jewdⒶs // ייִדהודה (@jewdas) October 31, 2019

Day one ppl

andrew KKK neil seems pretty good at deflecting the *controversy* about Britain First type neo-nazi screeds in his shit-rag. It must be a very tough job!

Harman as an early advocate of the welfare bill and the two child tax-credit limit is a "smart and empathetic" choice for speaker of the house according to one of my local MPs :0===

LDs have picked up another ex-tory, antoinette sandbach