Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

They were never going to win any seats the only use for them is taking votes off the Tories, which I hoped they'd be better at than UKIP.

like most tories ropy origin stories, people that grew up with The Saj completely dispute his "moving" tale of struggle/strife, overcoming insurmountable odds etc and say he was a molly-coddled dickhead.

fucking tell them

Q: Are you part of the Islington elite?

Corbyn says he has been MP for Islington North since 1983. Almost 40% of the children in his community are in poverty. A third of people live in the rented sector. People are terrified of universal credit. He says his community has people who are totally up against it. He has been proud to represent his constituency.

all MP's are part of an elite ffs!

Was just about to post that very quote. So sick of this Islington elite shite. Johnson had the nerve to fling the word Islingtonian at Corbyn at PMQs but, I don't know, maybe they prefer Old Etonians to Islingtonians in South Shields these days.

Corbyn should show some of these smug media arseholes round his constituency one day.

or if you represent Scunthorpe or some shithole do you defer x % of your MP's salary because you not elite enough!

Was just about to post that very quote. So sick of this Islington elite shite. Johnson had the nerve to fling the word Islingtonian at Corbyn at PMQs but, I don't know, maybe they prefer Old Etonians to Islingtonians in South Shields these days.

LOL yes, I know, I used to see the fat cunt out pretending to be doing a morning run - when he was trying to get elected mayor, never saw him once he got elected.

Yes, in Corbyn’s constituency iirc.

First lived in Corbynland, then in Islington South in this house:

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-71700562.html

Better questions for the MP for Islington north:

- will you stand down if Rowan’s is closed on your watch?
- where is the best pub to watch GAA in the constituency?
- why haven’t you been on Arsenal fan tv yet?

There's a pub that shows GAA round the corner from me but it's a foul Arsenal dive.

Is it 12 Pins? I’ve been there a few times

gyac is an Arsenal fan, as we have long established

fped

No, much worse than 12 Pins.

Rigby being useless again

@BethRigby

Q to JC: You defied critics in 2017, but you have lowest personal polling of any oppo leader since ‘77. How do you get people out there to feel about you the way they do in this room. If u don’t win, will u stand aside?
JC: ‘It’s not about me, it’s not a presidential campaign’ twitter.com/skynews/status…

And he didn’t answer whether he’ll stand down at the next election.

Put it this way, it's where recovering alcoholic, Kenny Sansom, held the book launch of his tell-all autobiography (xp)

No, much worse than 12 Pins.

*monocle pops out*

It's not Charrington's / The Thornhill Arms, is it?

I wondered if I was going a bit far in calling Swinson the Remainer Trump back in August - but the scandal of these fake tactical voting apps leaves Steve Bannon in the shade https://t.co/bLBHBUZz4n

— J.A. Smith #ForTheMany (@NuPopulism) October 31, 2019

I'm low-key enjoying the "BritainHasExploded" (according to Mark Francois some months ago) and "BrexitRiots" hashtags.

Getting really bad here. Somebody’s thrown Iron Man through a wall #brexitriots pic.twitter.com/xX0tCJIeai

— Mark Brush (@riffraffhands) October 31, 2019

They’re not fake, just DUMB: they use voting results from EU elections to steer voters in a general election. But it’s a bad, bad look.

Jemeyr Cronby MP, what is your stance on the great bookshop schism of Blackstock Road?

"fake" is a terrible meme that wants killing but those apps are deliberately hugely dishonest, I wouldn't split hairs

People keep sharing this like it's some amazing own of Burgon - presumably his point was just that the LDs are making excuses to avoid coalition with a party left of them.

My god, how has she done this to him again just one week later pic.twitter.com/jX7bwF1yKY

— Rob Joyce (@RobJoyce156) October 31, 2019

Their other excuse being to only win ten seats.

emma barnett & thomas pecker are arseholes

theydonotknowwhytheyarehated.png

Charrington's / The Thornhill Arms, is it?

The Eaglet, a dingy chilly hellhole, with boisterous Gooners spilling over into the street, inconveniencing passers-by, every match day.

What has Emma Barnett and Thomas Pecker (LOL nominative determinism) done now?

*have

Oh yeah, I know it to see - I lived around the back of the Swimmer for a few months last year, but I just went to the Swimmer!

Day 1 of General Election: Extraordinary insight from a Labour MP. No billionaires in Britain #generalelection #BrexitDay https://t.co/DzI7CXVzXG

— Emma Barnett (@Emmabarnett) October 31, 2019

Here at the Labour Party campaign launch, where the Shadow Cabinet have wandered on stage.

It must, alas, be pointed out, that a quite significant percentage of these people are very, very stupid indeed. pic.twitter.com/jRGCNWWOn7

— Tom Peck (@tompeck) October 31, 2019

Oh yeah, I know it to see - I lived around the back of the Swimmer for a few months last year, but I just went to the Swimmer!

Wise man. The area is shit for pubs.

Good old Tom “I’m friends with Britain First people but none of my friends are stupid enough to be Corbynites” Peck speaking there.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EINjDj0WsAAyt_t?format=jpg&name=900x900

All this Islington north chat is making me really miss the place

It's too elite, even Joe Orton would priced out of there these days :p

Apparently Boris Johnson is ditching Uxbridge and South Ruislip (majority of 5,034) and scarpering off to stand in Rutland & Melton (majority of 23,104).#generalelection2019

— James Melville (@JamesMelville) October 31, 2019

?

Lol running scared

That can't be true.

good sign if it is

They'd definitely lose the seat then. Don't believe it.

Even if it is made up shit from a Putin troll farm - good work

let's all resolve to bring this kind of energy to the election campaign pic.twitter.com/zCbrZ2tcTd

— tom (@malaiseforever) October 31, 2019

Lovin it lovin it lovin it

Don't know who James Melville is or how he'd know but ty for the lol all the same

Apparently BJ has just visited the hospital down the road from me and was booed as he left, standard enough day then.