Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

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meant to say four hundred thousand, but it is probably about the right figure for brexit-cast

calzino, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 19:20 (six years ago)

Nicky Morgan stepping down now, Tory MPs are dropping like flies.

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 19:39 (six years ago)

no using google

can anyone name a second lib dem policy

be goose, do crimes (||||||||), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 19:41 (six years ago)

grind the poor?

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 19:43 (six years ago)

bollox to corbyn

calzino, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 19:43 (six years ago)

all these moderate Tories resigning to spend more time with their directorships is some real Profiles in Courage shit

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 19:44 (six years ago)

Lib Dems also have a "be nice to each other" policy iirc

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 19:45 (six years ago)

ummm, probably something to do with the climate

ت (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 19:45 (six years ago)

always punch left

gyac, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 19:46 (six years ago)

no they solved the environment with a plastic bag tax and the extermination of disableds and other social undesirables

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 19:46 (six years ago)

Chris Mason is even by bbc standards a horrible little establishment toady. I can't believe how angry I've got about him taking over AQ because it was already bad anyway.

Hell of a coup for Al Qaeda to sign him tbf.

Srinivasaraghavan VONCataraghavan (ShariVari), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 19:47 (six years ago)

Ann Coffey also not standing, that’s 2/5 of Change now.

gyac, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 19:47 (six years ago)

Make nice noises about climate change policy while pocketing readies from fracking donors?

coup de twat (suzy), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 19:51 (six years ago)

xxp
he wished! he wouldn't even make the AQ U21s reserve team bench!

calzino, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 19:53 (six years ago)

i hope the lib dems do fuck all in this election, will be sorely disappointed if we're not even allowed that consolation

ت (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 19:55 (six years ago)

Imagine talking shit like you have green policies when yr party leader is in Cuadrilla's pocket, shameful stuff.

calzino, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 19:55 (six years ago)

...and your previous leader was Mr Shell Oil, fucker-over of Ken Saro-Wiwa.

coup de twat (suzy), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 19:58 (six years ago)

We're launching the most ambitious and radical campaign for real change our country has ever seen.

Join me and @peoplesmomentum on a call tonight at 8pm to find out how you can get involved.

Register for the call here: https://t.co/EKFD6iupc3

— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) October 30, 2019

last time they did this el Gato and Johnny Mc were there

gyac, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 20:10 (six years ago)

could've arranged this when the Wolves weren't playing, for shame Mr Crumhorn

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 20:13 (six years ago)

Someone tell the Mail he’s doing this instead of watching Arsenal in the Carabou Cup

gyac, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 20:14 (six years ago)

these strategic voting sites are out of control

?????? pic.twitter.com/zDQr0sexnF

— Horace Goodwill, tonicke purveyor (@eff_hey) October 30, 2019

Simon H., Wednesday, 30 October 2019 20:15 (six years ago)

Nice. It would indeed make a massive difference.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 20:21 (six years ago)

fs they're not standing in my constituency

be goose, do crimes (||||||||), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 20:25 (six years ago)

we sometimes get the Yorkshire Party who are affiliated iirc

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 20:25 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2vP_H-Ulwg

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 20:28 (six years ago)

is the conservative election slogan really "britain deserves better" ? 🤔

be goose, do crimes (||||||||), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 21:16 (six years ago)

conservatives otm tbf

non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 21:16 (six years ago)

no, I think Britain is getting moreorless what it deserves

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 21:19 (six years ago)

i think so too but it's horrible that the ppl who will get it most in the neck are the ones who've earned it least :(

mark s, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 21:25 (six years ago)

Sorry, got a lot of posts to wade through before I catch up, but Michael said upthread "(There are fewer constituencies in the capital than there were, mind)."

Why is that the case when the population of London must have gone up by 1 or 2 million?

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 22:38 (six years ago)

tories were planning a redrawing of constituency boundaries, which don't just redraw themselves when ppl move -- but this hasn't happened yet (i guess it was one too many hot potatoes in the trifle)
.
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/sep/10/uk-parliamentary-boundary-changes-final-plans-unveiled

mark s, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 22:50 (six years ago)

Seriously do not think I can face 5 weeks of film crews leaving London to find 'ordinary people' in the North and the Midlands who are prepared to say, "I've voted Labour all my life but..."

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 23:00 (six years ago)

We've already had three years of that

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 23:02 (six years ago)

same. xp

Heavy Messages (jed_), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 23:02 (six years ago)

Why is that the case when the population of London must have gone up by 1 or 2 million?

Good question, though the population of London fell, census by census, from the '30s (when 18% of the UK lived in the capital) to the '90s (when it was more like 11%) so there was probably an overdue corrective to over-representation? London had 93 constituencies in the '70s, 84 1983-92 and 73 since the 1997 election. But the growth of London has outstripped the rest of the country in the last 20 years, so really there should be more like 80-85 again now.

Big old pain in the arse to redraw boundaries though.

Michael Jones, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 23:22 (six years ago)

Seriously do not think I can face 5 weeks of film crews leaving London to find 'ordinary people' in the North and the Midlands who are prepared to say, "I've voted Labour all my life but..."


".... I like Boris because he's really been trying hard to get things sorted"

lefal junglist platton (wtev), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 23:30 (six years ago)

We've already had three years of that

Not every single day though.

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Thursday, 31 October 2019 00:05 (six years ago)

mark s at 9:25 30 Oct 19
i think so too but it's horrible that the ppl who will get it most in the neck are the ones who've earned it least :(
yes, true, also this includes lots of non-British people

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 31 October 2019 00:14 (six years ago)

Good thread on yesterday's fiasco

Your "tactical vote dashboard" is telling voters to vote Lib Dem in Truro & Falmouth.

Here was the 2017 result in Truro & Falmouth:

CON: 44% (-)
LAB: 38% (+23)
LD: 15% (-2)
OTH: 3% (-17) https://t.co/vUFsUa5V17

— Stats for Lefties 🌹 🌹 (@LeftieStats) October 30, 2019

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 31 October 2019 08:21 (six years ago)

Check out the small print on this. The @LibDems are not a serious political party. https://t.co/nzNC7qpV0b

— Greggs Truther (@invisibleste) October 31, 2019

LibDems employing more deceptive bullshit in their desperate scramble for tactical votes.

2017 result

Conservative

Jacob Rees-Mogg Votes28,992 header_vote_share53.6% Net percentage change in seats+3.9
Party
Labour

Robin Moss Votes18,757 header_vote_share34.7% Net percentage change in seats+9.9
Party
Liberal Democrat

Manda Rigby Votes4,461 header_vote_share8.3%

calzino, Thursday, 31 October 2019 08:42 (six years ago)

don't worry guys i'm sure the national media will be all over this fake news scandal

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 31 October 2019 08:49 (six years ago)

As has been pointed out, the small print says 'imagine if it's a content between Rees-Mogg and the Lib Dems and no other party had any chance of winning, who would you vote for' and they still lose by six.

Srinivasaraghavan VONCataraghavan (ShariVari), Thursday, 31 October 2019 08:53 (six years ago)

The takes are scalding hot lads

Any tactical voting tool will have glitches and teething trouble. If you demand transparency, how about some in return? There’s no tactical voting tool a Labour apparatchik will like, because you don’t want people to vote tactically. Your aim is to frame this as a two-horse race.

— Alex Andreou (@sturdyAlex) October 30, 2019



It’s data. The critics emphasise the 2017 GE. The site includes 2019 local and EU elections.

Let’s just sift through the various probabilities than cry ‘liar’ all the time.

Save that for Johnson

— Peter Jukes (@peterjukes) October 30, 2019

gyac, Thursday, 31 October 2019 09:03 (six years ago)

TACTICAL VOTING ADVICE: Try the tactic of voting for the Labour Party, because they represent the only hope for a better society.

— Avery Edison (@aedison) October 31, 2019

calzino, Thursday, 31 October 2019 09:04 (six years ago)

Terrific story. Brexit Party instructions to prospective candidates: “Important. Please all go DARK on social media. DO NOT respond to any questions about where we [are] standing, what the strategy or plan is from now on. Things will be made clear . . . very soon.” https://t.co/dyg8fVQkvG

— Tony Bonsignore (@Tony_Bee) October 30, 2019

Fizzles, Thursday, 31 October 2019 09:06 (six years ago)

Any tactical voting tool will have glitches and teething trouble although the fact that the glitches all work to benefit one party must be some kind of long odds coincidence.

it's very early in the campaign to be in a murderous fury, hat tip to the Lib Dems and the FBPE massive

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 31 October 2019 09:09 (six years ago)

love the Brexit Party's SAS fantasies showing in public let's go DARK

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 31 October 2019 09:10 (six years ago)

Read a really interesting thread on the kind of unregulated modelling of data that produces these kinds of tactical voting sites

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 31 October 2019 09:12 (six years ago)

Do we think Brexit Party voters will easily switch Tory just because there is some sort of deal in place?

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 31 October 2019 09:20 (six years ago)

i'd imagine a lot of them will vote for the newly purged Tories anyway and any deal from the Brexit Party will be more about Farage saving face and maintaining the illusion of his influence rather than strategic considerations

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 31 October 2019 09:27 (six years ago)


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