ok lets all shit our pants to something new: post 2005 horror film thread

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Cabin in the Woods is great fun, yeah

that rounds out my top 10!

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 16:57 (four years ago) link

i watched mother! for the first time recently. most annoying movie i’ve ever seen

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 16:58 (four years ago) link

the crazies is def undersung and awesome

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 16:59 (four years ago) link

MIDSOMMAR
Hereditary
You're Next
Get Out
Cabin in the Woods
It Follows
The VVitch
A Field in England
Under the Skin
Mandy

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 16:59 (four years ago) link

most annoying movie i’ve ever seen

I'm sure nearly every title in my list is that very thing to at least a few people.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 17:01 (four years ago) link

Re: mother! (and It Comes at Night, IIRC?), my curiosity is always piqued by (horror) movies about which there is absolutely no critical consensus.

Feed Me Wheat Thins (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 17:02 (four years ago) link

Look, I maintain that my all-time favorite horror movie is Possession and I'm certain I will eventually be slugged by someone for having suggested it to them/suggested that it was a horror film so I am onboard with divisive, lofty films of the genre.

Feed Me Wheat Thins (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 17:05 (four years ago) link

Agreed on Luz being a miss.

Watched zombie musical Anna and the Apocalypse yesterday. Refreshing body count for a movie that tilts more towards the musical than genuine peril (i.e. zombies are respectful of the choreography). Liked it more than Slaughterhouse Rulez, a Pegg/Frost comedy/horror that struck me as tonally off.

Good lists above. I'd include The Void maybe in my own list.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 17:08 (four years ago) link

I loved mother! and hated ICAN lol

Simon H., Wednesday, 30 October 2019 17:09 (four years ago) link

Thanks for reminding me of Baskin's existence. I saw the trailer, wanted to check it out, then forgot all about it. I'll be renting that soon.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 17:18 (four years ago) link

Liked it more than Slaughterhouse Rulez, a Pegg/Frost comedy/horror that struck me as tonally off.

written and directed by the lead singer of Kula Shaker!

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 17:27 (four years ago) link

Wut

I mean, you could also say 'the son of Hayley Mills' but still: wut

Feed Me Wheat Thins (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 17:32 (four years ago) link

Where's the love for RAW? that movie was excellent. does Upstream Color count? I loved that one too.

idk about a "top 5" -- many of my faves from the last few years (memorable movies i remember liking) have already been listed. Us, Get Out, Under the Skin, Mandy, Field in England, VVItch, Hagazzusa, Midsommar, Hereditary

and I thought A Quiet Place was pretty much dumb as hell
loathed this movie for a number of reasons, partially bc it was indeed dumb as hell

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 18:25 (four years ago) link

LL's short list basically contains my favourites too, except I'll add that A Field In England is absolutely incredible (and more of a pastoral exploration of magic and national identity than horror) and I really didn't think The VVitch was all that

imago, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 18:32 (four years ago) link

I worship Upstream Color but beyond the first 15 minutes I wouldn't consider it even horror adjacent

Simon H., Wednesday, 30 October 2019 18:32 (four years ago) link

i would cosign the frontrunners recent mini-trend in horror/action-comedy films: Happy Death Day 1/2, Escape Room, Crawl
they're fast fun watches and tend to shy away from implicit misogyny

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 18:33 (four years ago) link

Oh and Green Room obv

imago, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 18:33 (four years ago) link

imago otm! i don't care if it's horror, i loved it and the soundtrack is perfection imo. forgot to add green room, loved that one too. i watched it twice!

i wasn't sure about upstream color, that's why i separated it. just a movie i liked then.

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 18:34 (four years ago) link

xxp add Cabin the Woods and maybe Train to Busan to that list.

Also recommending A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night as a best of the decade

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 18:35 (four years ago) link

I wondered about A Girl Walks Home... too, hadn't heard anyone mention it in a while.

Final Girls, anyone?

Feed Me Wheat Thins (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 18:38 (four years ago) link

Where's the love for RAW? that movie was excellent. does Upstream Color count? I loved that one too.

i forgot about raw!!! it's so gross and perfect

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 18:39 (four years ago) link

I Am Not A Witch (which is not quite horror but contains palpable elements of it) is my 10s witch movie of choice.

Oh wait, PREVENGE! Maybe more slasher than horror but who's keeping score

imago, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 18:41 (four years ago) link

I believe perhaps Brad : Starry Eyes :: me : Green Room. I thought it was goddamn astounding but I don't know if I can put myself through that again for at least a couple years. Exceptionally rare that a horror film leaves me shook.

Feed Me Wheat Thins (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 18:41 (four years ago) link

I had totally forgotten about the existence of RAW. I'm glad I solicited recommendations!

Feed Me Wheat Thins (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 18:43 (four years ago) link

the only movie that left me truly shook in the last few years that i can remember is Are We Not Cats, aka the movie where the woman eats her own hair

RAW is indeed super gross and also perfect

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 18:44 (four years ago) link

also the same guy who did music for Field in England did the score for Raw (Jim Williams). i love his stuff but have found him difficult to google bc his name is Jim Williams

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 18:46 (four years ago) link

RAW is great, would add to my list

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 19:05 (four years ago) link

Happy Death Day was slight but fun

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 19:05 (four years ago) link

i think happy death day 2 is a significant downgrade from the first. i still liked it but i feel like the opening 20 minutes promised a more interesting movie than the one i got

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 19:07 (four years ago) link

FWIW I'm even down with horror comedy recommendations that lean like 90-10 in favor of comedy (a la Tucker & Dale).

Feed Me Wheat Thins (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 19:08 (four years ago) link

oh since i can't stop talking about the final destination movies, one of the movies on my decade list would be final destination 5. tony todd returns to the cast, all the deaths are excruciating, and the twist ending turns the franchise into an ouroboros, not that you need to be familiar with previous final destination movies to enjoy it

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 19:13 (four years ago) link

Yeah, I'm all the time thinking about pulling the trigger on these budget-priced collections of horror series that have passed me by altogether. I'm just going to assume that running through all the Final Destination movies would probably be a better use of my time than Saw or oh say Leprechaun.

Feed Me Wheat Thins (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 19:24 (four years ago) link

yes they're so fun, even the shittiest one is fun

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 19:25 (four years ago) link

FD 2 I thought was novel, in that they're aware of, and involve, the first movie's characters. Also that having that knowledge doesn't help them survive.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link

I bought a Blu-Ray set of all six Resident Evil movies for like $10 a few months back and by the time I got to the last one my brain was dribbling out of my ears.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link

the fifth resident evil sequel, retribution, rivals event horizon for the best paul w.s. anderson film. i think it's brilliant

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 19:38 (four years ago) link

Sometimes this tack really pays off (as it did when I bought the Chucky set and slogged through those first three cinematic trash fires only to learn to my delight that the brilliance of the series lies entirely in the back half). But, yes, it's often a great way to underscore the essential futility of human existence.

Feed Me Wheat Thins (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 19:41 (four years ago) link

imo the only bad child's play movie is the third one. 2 is extremely fun. greatest horror franchise of all time next to phantasm imo

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 19:42 (four years ago) link

the fifth resident evil sequel, retribution, rivals event horizon for the best paul w.s. anderson film. i think it's brilliant

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to expand on this, it incorporates a very video game-y concept (respawning) into the actual plot and it has incredible emotional impact

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 19:44 (four years ago) link

xpost I am being unfair inasmuch as, yes, 3 is the only really irredeemable entry, but the first two are rather perfunctory compared to what happened once they fully popped the cap off the can of batshit.

Feed Me Wheat Thins (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 19:45 (four years ago) link

there are few cinematic experiences that will ever compare to the first time i saw seed of chucky

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 19:46 (four years ago) link

Seriously.

Feed Me Wheat Thins (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 19:48 (four years ago) link

I'm pretty sure The Loved Ones was this decade, distribution-wise. Unnerving Australian black comedy/coming-of-age horror with a delightfully twisted protagonist.

Echoing pretty much what everyone's said, but other favourites from this decade include: Under the Skin, Midsommar, A Field in England, Prevenge, Get Out, Creep, Mandy, Green Room, Killing of a Sacred Deer.

tangenttangent, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 19:51 (four years ago) link

I never heard of Starry Eyes before this thread. I might watch that over the next few days, as well as The Wailing, which I've been meaning to get to forever.

tangenttangent, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 19:52 (four years ago) link

Starry Eyes was really good, just not one of my personal faves.

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 20:04 (four years ago) link

Loved Ones is fun for sure. His followup The Devil's Candy was OK as well

Simon H., Wednesday, 30 October 2019 20:08 (four years ago) link

Yeah, The Devil's Candy was pretty good. Great soundtrack (lots of metal, but used organically - the characters are into metal but that doesn't automatically make them evil).

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 20:17 (four years ago) link

oh that's the one with ethan embry! that was good.

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 20:18 (four years ago) link

there are few cinematic experiences that will ever compare to the first time i saw seed of chucky

haha me too, I saw this in the theater with a bunch of friends in the middle of the afternoon (I had skipped out of work) and everyone was hooting and hollering along

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 20:29 (four years ago) link

Brad mentioning Resident Evil made my mind jump to a movie that is probably technically action but has strong horror elements: Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning

I don't know that I've seen anything else in the series but knew the premise. Completely ott, begins with the murder of the main character's family, and does some pretty wild things mid-film

mh, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 21:18 (four years ago) link


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