PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/3bw4a9/owen-smith-penis-leadership-campaign

"1,200 boys, three girls and I pulled Liz. So I must have something going on."

this will forever be the classic smithy quote for me

Too many lolz tonight:

https://www.edp24.co.uk/news/politics/matthew-collings-suspended-by-labour-day-after-being-selected-to-stand-1-6344841

Frothy coffee is mine. It’s art.

Receiving his "frothy coffee" in Pontypridd's Prince's cafe, Owen Smith stopped mid-sentence to express some amusement. "I tell you it is the first time I have ever been given little biscuits and a posh cup in here," Smith said, looking up at the owner David Gamberini, as his order was placed on the table. "Seriously, I would have a mug normally," the MP added, examining the refreshments in front of him.

are people talking about how the election results will now be in the early hours of friday 13th?

lot of christmas nights out on 12/12 too I reckon

fucking hell i've got to organise the office christmas meal and it will be around then

I wonder what odds I can get on a Corbyn government...

Apart from losing am worried the turnout will drop again after a few years on the increase. Obv. the Tories are banking on lower turnout. If only the thought of doorknocking didn't fill me with dread.

lot of christmas nights out on 12/12 too I reckon

Is Matthew Collings still a C Williamson apologist? that might be something to do with the trouble he's in.

So good:

Steak, salad & Spotify is forever #1 with me, for it brought this into the world pic.twitter.com/2smYtPfGOI

— Red Robbo (@Orwell_Fan_Fan) November 20, 2017

actually that isn't very good

Yeah Collings is a crank. He actually faced a tweet of mine...about Virginia Woolf, of all things.

Sorry mark it is

The General Election has just been called.

It's time for real change. pic.twitter.com/aiUwhxm5K6

— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) October 29, 2019

Matthew Collings is all over mutuals’ FB threads and is very cranky indeed. He would be a real liability as a PPC.

And meanwhile, watch this on repeat:

Amazing, Newsnight just opened wjth this pic.twitter.com/R5qhz7YOiP

— Dawn Foster (@DawnHFoster) October 29, 2019

Baghdadi and Owen Smith gone in the same week folks.

— The Trashies (@TheTrashiesUK) October 29, 2019

Corbyn’s snapchat game was amazing last election, might have to get it just for that

xp loool

Maitlis suspiciously uninterrupty tonight, what is going on

when you walk back into the sesh after throwing up pic.twitter.com/xTXyxORyYc

— millie (@bagelpicbot) June 13, 2017

Election time means new thread, right?

Please

hi how you doing we're back and we're posting as we normally do

on NN, lib dems on cloud cuckoo land

two more days to halloween

http://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/media/DI7e2Jau7wdcQ/giphy.gif

ha one of the Corbyn sons is in the election video

Sorry I panicked: Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

Alexei Sayle's R4 show tonight after doing a long ranty gag-free line about British imperialism in Iran: Don't worry when Corbyn is PM all comedy will be like this :p

alexei ploughing a gag-free furrow since long before the young ones tbf

Election time means new thread, right?

not until the PM changes, thread title rules all

Which Alexei was on tonight?

his sandwich shop show on R4.

Pathetic

A #generalelection2019 looks increasingly likely.

This won’t resolve the Brexit stalemate.

The answer would be to listen to the calls for a #PeoplesVote. pic.twitter.com/KT4HuvQxK4

— The Green Party (@TheGreenParty) October 29, 2019

they should be talking about a fracking lobbyist is writing the Cons manifesto, but they are just the pocket LibDem party now.

I think this thread probably needs locking

Yes, but only until we get a proper title to the election thread

prorogue the thread ahead of time?

Not opposed to keeping this thread going for non-GE UK politics if there can be such a thing

Amber Rudd gone

We knew Amber Rudd was going already.

LAB gain, Hastings (that many DFLs have moved there over the past two years, too).

it seems quite significant that someone from the same fracking company that Jo Swinson accepted a £14 k "donation" from is writing the Cons manifesto.

> Don't worry when Corbyn is PM all comedy will be like this

that was a repeat from Nov 2017

Twas a very timely repeat, hope he's right this time