PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

he is such a bootlicking cretin

And just like that, Owen Smith...
...melts away!

John Curtice, a politics professor at Strathclyde University, said that if Johnson maintains his 10-point lead in the polls through until Election Day — and that’s a big if — “that should be enough to deliver an overall majority, not necessarily an overwhelming one, but probably enough for him to be able to do what he wants to do on Brexit.”

how is this hapless choad currently up by 10 fucking points

media machine done a number on corbz

slash corbz hasn't been entirely smart about his gameplay thus far, but plenty can happen before an election

Can’t believe it. I wanna run to u.

Kids all out & we're home alone celebrating our 21st wedding anniversary! Steak, salad and spotify is the plan... pic.twitter.com/12QBDEs9ec

— Owen Smith (@OwenSmith_MP) July 29, 2016

We just flew back from Vienna, on our 24th anniversary. Thought I'd post that on this thread..

.. Yesterday

just as the ISIS top job becomes available. suspicious

Interesting: John Curtice predicts no overall majority, with the Tories getting kicked out of government and Labour making a pact with the SNP and Lib Dems https://t.co/20cVeQyVDA

— Dawn Foster (@DawnHFoster) October 29, 2019

media machine done a number on corbz

slash corbz hasn't been entirely smart about his gameplay thus far, but plenty can happen before an election

― imago, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 bookmarkflaglink

Always can count on you for a lol

RIP Owen Jones

it’s sad, he was a

ummmmmm

We just flew back from Vienna, on our 24th anniversary. Thought I'd post that on this thread..

matthew collings (recently selected as a PPC) has been suspended so won’t be standing

Probably.xpost

Different S's

don't get where the lol is? i am fairly confident corbyn/labour can pull this off, just giving the reasons for the state of play polling-wise. i know it's an election-oriented strategy that will only now kick into gear

How many times do I have to say this?

The. NHS. Is. Not. For. Sale. pic.twitter.com/FgBMLkfKWS

— Matt Hancock (@MattHancock) October 29, 2019

It's your job to say it every day fuckface

Who is Owen Smith, I absolutely do not hear you ask

Owen Smith's top ten:
1) sexist Nicola Sturgeon joke
2) Pretending not to know what a latte was
3) 28 inch penis
4) Ice cream rally
5) Staged Monty Python callback
6) Steak, salad & Spotify
7) Getting ISIS to negotiate

— Dawn Foster (@DawnHFoster) November 20, 2017

Sometimes I remember the time he rang 999 for a press quote from the police and die

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/3bw4a9/owen-smith-penis-leadership-campaign

"1,200 boys, three girls and I pulled Liz. So I must have something going on."

this will forever be the classic smithy quote for me

Too many lolz tonight:

https://www.edp24.co.uk/news/politics/matthew-collings-suspended-by-labour-day-after-being-selected-to-stand-1-6344841

Frothy coffee is mine. It’s art.

Receiving his "frothy coffee" in Pontypridd's Prince's cafe, Owen Smith stopped mid-sentence to express some amusement. "I tell you it is the first time I have ever been given little biscuits and a posh cup in here," Smith said, looking up at the owner David Gamberini, as his order was placed on the table. "Seriously, I would have a mug normally," the MP added, examining the refreshments in front of him.

are people talking about how the election results will now be in the early hours of friday 13th?

lot of christmas nights out on 12/12 too I reckon

fucking hell i've got to organise the office christmas meal and it will be around then

I wonder what odds I can get on a Corbyn government...

Apart from losing am worried the turnout will drop again after a few years on the increase. Obv. the Tories are banking on lower turnout. If only the thought of doorknocking didn't fill me with dread.

lot of christmas nights out on 12/12 too I reckon

Is Matthew Collings still a C Williamson apologist? that might be something to do with the trouble he's in.

So good:

Steak, salad & Spotify is forever #1 with me, for it brought this into the world pic.twitter.com/2smYtPfGOI

— Red Robbo (@Orwell_Fan_Fan) November 20, 2017

actually that isn't very good

Yeah Collings is a crank. He actually faced a tweet of mine...about Virginia Woolf, of all things.

Sorry mark it is

The General Election has just been called.

It's time for real change. pic.twitter.com/aiUwhxm5K6

— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) October 29, 2019

Matthew Collings is all over mutuals’ FB threads and is very cranky indeed. He would be a real liability as a PPC.

And meanwhile, watch this on repeat:

Amazing, Newsnight just opened wjth this pic.twitter.com/R5qhz7YOiP

— Dawn Foster (@DawnHFoster) October 29, 2019

Baghdadi and Owen Smith gone in the same week folks.

— The Trashies (@TheTrashiesUK) October 29, 2019

Corbyn’s snapchat game was amazing last election, might have to get it just for that

xp loool

Maitlis suspiciously uninterrupty tonight, what is going on

when you walk back into the sesh after throwing up pic.twitter.com/xTXyxORyYc

— millie (@bagelpicbot) June 13, 2017

Election time means new thread, right?

Please

hi how you doing we're back and we're posting as we normally do

on NN, lib dems on cloud cuckoo land

two more days to halloween

http://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/media/DI7e2Jau7wdcQ/giphy.gif

ha one of the Corbyn sons is in the election video

Sorry I panicked: Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019