PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

thousands of Brits killed by a ruthless organisation you say...

“Middle East analyst” is a euphemism up there with the best of them.

chances he can read arabic, hebrew, or farsi 0%

Old lad in the pub already told me that Comborn was demanding a minute's silence for the ISIS bloke

what a ridiculous thing to say, although I did have black flag at half mast.

He doesn’t give a shit about the election now that the top job at Isis is up for grabs

when you are already the de facto Hamas/IRA/Isis leader you might as well have a pop at being UK pm as well!

Is MR Seumas Milne going solo on Kremlin work then?

Hoyle gonna Hoyle (the bants amendments were not selected)

S Bush said he wouldn’t pick them cos they substantially change the substance of the bill.

yeah, but lol orderrr what a legend would've

Lindsay has him beat on accent but loses on banter

BEAST from the GEast, british winter weathering as it usually does

Public service announcement: Second Reading will be at or before 5:45pm. Assuming Committee Stage runs its length, votes will come at or before 7:45pm.

— Labour Whips (@labourwhips) October 29, 2019

Without the amendments will Labour MPs be told to vote against? Seems like it'll probly go thru anyway

Nah three line whip

Well let's get ready to rumble then

Good night sweet gapes

the dance of freedom. the death bells. the rising of the joker.

one of the most magnificent, sublime, monumental, extraordinary scenes in cinema history pic.twitter.com/IGHF1PvkAh

— Reel Politik UNLEASHED! (@2Reel2Politik) October 23, 2019

Got to gulag this cunt.

This interview shows the absolute contempt Tories hold renters in, with former Tory councillor and London Assembly member saying “you knew you had an unsecure tenancy” and shrugging at a tenant’s appalling living conditions pic.twitter.com/KflRnOaUW9

— Dawn Foster (@DawnHFoster) October 29, 2019

that Grenfell whitewash is sounding par for the course. Lest we forget the current PM said H+S is making the country a safer place for idiots and all the talk of deregulation and getting pesky red tape out of the way of progress by the tories in the ConDem years and austerity surely couldn't be any way connected to the penny pinching and lack of attention to building regs that caused this needless tragedy. but obv it is all the fault of the fire service .. you couldn't make it up etc...

Confirmed: 10 independents have the whip back. Burt, Nokes, Clark, Soames, Vaizey, James, Stephen Hammond, Brine, Harrington, Benyon.

Of those I think Burt, Soames, Harrington and Benyon are standing down anyway

— Henry Zeffman (@hzeffman) October 29, 2019

Conservative MP Andrew Percy says that if MPs amend the bill so the election takes place on a Tuesday rather than a Thursday then voters will be “confused."

— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) October 29, 2019

They begin with the same letter tbf

we may never see his like again

good decision https://t.co/zXNj2y9OCd

— Jo Johnson (@JoJohnsonUK) October 29, 2019

Thee actual fuck.. You're a tory who according to other tories isn't a good tory, so you get un-toried, but the other tories suddenly need you again (a very tory thing to happen) and you, a tory that got whooped from the whip, accept to be a tory amongst the other tories again?

Class solidarity is a helluva drug

That must be it. You're ostracized yet jump right back in when they need you.

For all the bogus talk of wets, one nationist and soft tories - they are all just basic scum.

lower than vermin

The home of conservatism isn’t happy

Mine is one of the 10 rebels readmitted so that has cost the Tories my vote. It’s the old boys network at work. A party that behaves like that isn’t worth supporting. I rejoined the party when Boris became leader but I won’t be renewing my membership.

Dear God why? Now more than ever the Conservatives need the courage of their convictions. Brexit is not over, a bodged negotiation of the FTA will still queer the entire pitch. No Deal must still be an option up to end of 2020, or we will get shafted in the next stage of negotiations. These ten are proven to be untrustworthy, who will defy a three line whip to help the EU cause.
Stupid, stupid stupid.

lol

at the amendment crashing but lol everything really

The long good Friday (nightmare?) before Christmas

BXP and farage eerily quiet lately

Richard Tice has been going on about standing against Boris

when they find out where Boris is standing

Another *massive* win for git-things-done BoJo!

wonder how long it will take for the BBC to frame this in any terms other than Brexit

The Tories will win #generalelection2019. If I'm wrong, I'll freeze my spunk into a spike and use it to puncture my eyes.

— twitch.tv/Limmy (@DaftLimmy) October 29, 2019

#voteslabourfuriously

The UK Parliament has voted in favour of a general election on the 12th of December. The vote passed by 438 to 20.

— GBC News (@GBCNewsroom) October 29, 2019

so do 16-17yr/olds get to vote or nah?

We should probably poll the possible outcomes, but it feels rather inevitable that not a lot of posts will be moved and things will be largely more or less the same? Tories biggest, Labour trailing, LibDems gaining an inflated, ghostly sense of self-importants, and racists gonna racist.

xp nope

Nah, the amendment wasn’t chosen because: scope.

A small number, but proud

Some of us voting against General Election - we believe it cannot resolve #Brexit & we refuse to hand PM election he craves

If you want specific answer on Brexit, you have to ask a specific question

That’s why the only way forward is #PeoplesVote pic.twitter.com/OJ2KwJVL9x

— Caroline Lucas (@CarolineLucas) October 29, 2019

pathetic

We believe our jobs are fucked

First Jebediah Cromwell statement:

The Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, has said:

This election is a once-in-a-generation chance to transform our country and take on the vested interests holding people back.

The choice at this election could not be clearer: A Labour government will be on your side; while Boris Johnson’s Conservatives, who think they’re born to rule, will only look after the privileged few.

We will now launch the most ambitious and radical campaign for real change that our country has ever seen. This is our chance to build a country for the many not the few and fit for the next generation.

Responding to the vote in parliament for a general election, the Lib Dem leader, Jo Swinson, has said:

"This general election will decide the future of our country for generations. It is our best chance to elect a government to stop Brexit.
The Liberal Democrats are the strongest party of Remain and will be standing on a manifesto to stop Brexit by revoking article 50.
This country deserves better than Boris Johnson and Jeremy Corbyn and I am excited to take our positive, pro-European, liberal vision to the country as the Liberal Democrat candidate for prime minister."

I dunno if maybe Labour shouldn't go in as hard on these stealth Tories as they do the actual Tories. "Save this country from the likes of Swinson" and so on. I mean the gloves are already off, if indeed they were ever on.

Over 100 Labour MPs abstained

https://commonsvotes.digiminster.com/Divisions/Details/734?byMember=false#notrecorded

certainly a series of reminders to melts along the lines of "vote Lib Dem = get Brexit" would be in order