PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

Sir Charles Walker, Vice-Chairman of the 1922 Committee, resigns from the Party Board, amid rising tensions over centralised candidate selection

Anyone who remembers the post mortem on how much centralised candidates pissed off the local associations at the 2017 election will probably agree that this is very good news.

Creasy amendment passing was disturbingly close - 312 votes to 295

everything is going to be disturbingly close from now on forever, as the mayans foretold

IT'S ON!!! ✊🏽✊✊🏿#generalelection2019 #GE2019 #DitchJohnson pic.twitter.com/Xk27LmATBL

— Momentum (@PeoplesMomentum) October 29, 2019

lol wtf!

pic.twitter.com/IdF6cZhm9d

— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) October 29, 2019

Sir Charles Walker, Vice-Chairman of the 1922 Committee, resigns from the Party Board, amid rising tensions over centralised candidate selection🕸

Anyone who remembers the post mortem on how much centralised candidates pissed off the local associations at the 2017 election will probably agree that this is very good news.

new thread? whenever i haven't looked at this for a bit i inevitably have to "Click here to load all messages" to see what's happened. whenever i click that my computer explodes.

bookmark yo

we quit this thread on 31 october or i promise to die in a ditch

http://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/media/DI7e2Jau7wdcQ/giphy.gif

bookmark doesn't work properly for me, tells me there's new posts when there isn't, so i don't use it

on every thread? that sounds like a bug

threxit

____ as i normally do rubric pls

Looks like Hoyle selected both the EU citz and 16+17 year olds amendments if I'm reading this right
https://publications.parliament.uk/pa/bills/cbill/2019-2020/0010/amend/early_daily_cwh_1029.1-7.html

ah sorry no that's those tabled

Coward Conmings no confidence in own dank Corbyn memes

Dominic Cummings confirms the government will pull the General Election bill if the amendment to allow votes to EU Nationals and 16&17 year olds passes.

You can see why they'd sweat about 3.5m brand-new, angry, voters who they'd just forced to apply for settled status using android phones

look at this banana loaf

Jeremy Corbyn wants to be Prime Minister. A few days ago the world learned of the death of Abu Bakr Al Baghdadi, the leader of ISIS, a ruthless terrorist organisation responsible for the deaths of thousands of people, including many UK citizens, why has he said nothing?

— James Sorene (@Jsorene) October 29, 2019

thousands of Brits killed by a ruthless organisation you say...

“Middle East analyst” is a euphemism up there with the best of them.

chances he can read arabic, hebrew, or farsi 0%

Old lad in the pub already told me that Comborn was demanding a minute's silence for the ISIS bloke

what a ridiculous thing to say, although I did have black flag at half mast.

He doesn’t give a shit about the election now that the top job at Isis is up for grabs

when you are already the de facto Hamas/IRA/Isis leader you might as well have a pop at being UK pm as well!

Is MR Seumas Milne going solo on Kremlin work then?

Hoyle gonna Hoyle (the bants amendments were not selected)

S Bush said he wouldn’t pick them cos they substantially change the substance of the bill.

yeah, but lol orderrr what a legend would've

Lindsay has him beat on accent but loses on banter

BEAST from the GEast, british winter weathering as it usually does

Public service announcement: Second Reading will be at or before 5:45pm. Assuming Committee Stage runs its length, votes will come at or before 7:45pm.

— Labour Whips (@labourwhips) October 29, 2019

Without the amendments will Labour MPs be told to vote against? Seems like it'll probly go thru anyway

Nah three line whip

Well let's get ready to rumble then

Good night sweet gapes

the dance of freedom. the death bells. the rising of the joker.

one of the most magnificent, sublime, monumental, extraordinary scenes in cinema history pic.twitter.com/IGHF1PvkAh

— Reel Politik UNLEASHED! (@2Reel2Politik) October 23, 2019

Got to gulag this cunt.

This interview shows the absolute contempt Tories hold renters in, with former Tory councillor and London Assembly member saying “you knew you had an unsecure tenancy” and shrugging at a tenant’s appalling living conditions pic.twitter.com/KflRnOaUW9

— Dawn Foster (@DawnHFoster) October 29, 2019

that Grenfell whitewash is sounding par for the course. Lest we forget the current PM said H+S is making the country a safer place for idiots and all the talk of deregulation and getting pesky red tape out of the way of progress by the tories in the ConDem years and austerity surely couldn't be any way connected to the penny pinching and lack of attention to building regs that caused this needless tragedy. but obv it is all the fault of the fire service .. you couldn't make it up etc...

Confirmed: 10 independents have the whip back. Burt, Nokes, Clark, Soames, Vaizey, James, Stephen Hammond, Brine, Harrington, Benyon.

Of those I think Burt, Soames, Harrington and Benyon are standing down anyway

— Henry Zeffman (@hzeffman) October 29, 2019

Conservative MP Andrew Percy says that if MPs amend the bill so the election takes place on a Tuesday rather than a Thursday then voters will be “confused."

— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) October 29, 2019

They begin with the same letter tbf

we may never see his like again

good decision https://t.co/zXNj2y9OCd

— Jo Johnson (@JoJohnsonUK) October 29, 2019

Thee actual fuck.. You're a tory who according to other tories isn't a good tory, so you get un-toried, but the other tories suddenly need you again (a very tory thing to happen) and you, a tory that got whooped from the whip, accept to be a tory amongst the other tories again?

Class solidarity is a helluva drug

That must be it. You're ostracized yet jump right back in when they need you.

For all the bogus talk of wets, one nationist and soft tories - they are all just basic scum.

lower than vermin

The home of conservatism isn’t happy

Mine is one of the 10 rebels readmitted so that has cost the Tories my vote. It’s the old boys network at work. A party that behaves like that isn’t worth supporting. I rejoined the party when Boris became leader but I won’t be renewing my membership.

Dear God why? Now more than ever the Conservatives need the courage of their convictions. Brexit is not over, a bodged negotiation of the FTA will still queer the entire pitch. No Deal must still be an option up to end of 2020, or we will get shafted in the next stage of negotiations. These ten are proven to be untrustworthy, who will defy a three line whip to help the EU cause.
Stupid, stupid stupid.

lol