PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

Don't go where ye're no' welcome is how Glaswegians view the rest of Scotland tbf.

My Glaswegian pals are only allergic to Edinburgh!

an East Coast chip

served with salt and sauce, one assumes

This reminds me

munchie boxes are apparently the only way of getting spice bag style chips this side of the Irish sea, c/d?

i confess to being unfamiliar with spice bag style chips but they look v similar to the salt and chilli chips that chinese takeaways round my way sell - y/n?

I’ve discovered the joys of salting oven chips with Old Bay seasoning, and it’s lovely. Could you work out which spices are in chip spice and self-administer?

i confess to being unfamiliar with spice bag style chips but they look v similar to the salt and chilli chips that chinese takeaways round my way sell - y/n?

http://americanchipspice.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/Recipe-image-angle-L.jpg

this is basically unknown outside of Hull and environs

served with salt and sauce, one assumes

Quick Google says chip spice for sale at Morrison’s.

yeah according to their website you can get it in Asda and Morrison's now but all the publicity shots are from Hull City Centre and i've never known anybody who's heard of it who doesn't have a Hull connection. it is fantastic on skinny fries btw

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.serioustoyz.com%2FItemImages%2F000005%2FJACKduneSpiceScoutMIBA_lg.jpeg&f=1&nofb=1

i love that they made toys for Dune, with its huge pre-teen audience

dune is definitely one of the more fascinating collisions of inexplicable decisionmaking

yeah it's just given me thoughts that should probably be on another thread, no place for arid sandworlds, internecine conflict and genetic determinism on the UK politics thread

"sand-gripping" has powerful narrator's voice energy

the english have a great hunger for desolate places

sand: famously easy to grip

https://i.imgur.com/K5AjFjs.jpg

pic.twitter.com/nSZAtDuklA

— Alex Press (@alexnpress) October 24, 2019

Should swap hair with Javid

Johnson going to 'push for an election' this evening. Whatever that means.

constipated

Dig For Victory

Johnny Cash is related to Bill Cash 😐https://t.co/ogyUIF0PZL

— Henry Zeffman (@hzeffman) October 24, 2019

so now we're only missing cash and jobs

fuck, hope and jobs

oh well, another perfect post ruined

bill fuck, bob hope and steve jobs

also: the Sunken Lands of north where"? is he from numenor?

atlantis iirc

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b2/Official_portrait_of_Mr_Christopher_Chope_crop_2.jpg/220px-Official_portrait_of_Mr_Christopher_Chope_crop_2.jpghttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d8/Official_portrait_of_Lord_Dobbs_crop_2.jpg/220px-Official_portrait_of_Lord_Dobbs_crop_2.jpg

Govt to table a motion for GE Monday

— Beth Rigby (@BethRigby) October 24, 2019

followed by TB Thursday

can they do that? a vonc in themselves?

Get ready for a weekend of "will they or won't they why won't they make up their mind" coverage abt Labour.

Monday? Coward.

The timing is very tricky - if he can’t pass an election motion next week then you run into the difficulty of getting polling venues

It is quite amazing and absurd that Johnson gets to approach this as if he had May-like approval ratings and an actual majority to gamble with.

I mean pre-manifesto approval of course

Confirmed. Johnson just announce he will table a motion for GE. December 12th. BUT needs 2/3 of MPs to approve https://t.co/e6nzqjDOuA

— Beth Rigby (@BethRigby) October 24, 2019

State of this three page letter

I have written to Jeremy Corbyn: this Parliament must get Brexit done now or a NEW Parliament must get Brexit done so the country can move on pic.twitter.com/PekfFRsR9F

— Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson) October 24, 2019

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-50166137

just two days after I told my local councillor that I didn't join Labour to turn up at local meetings to vote for him and haven't got the time, inclination etc... somebody has petrol-bombed and burned his cars out. Not good.

Horrendous. Hate crime I’m guessing?

probably but not certain, those charming Yorkshire Patriots were marching the town centre a couple of weeks back, although not in massive numbers and I don't think any of them were local, but that could be connected. It was 4 people caught on CCTV that carried out the attack, it seems a bit too serious for daft young louts. But like he says he has lived in Thornhill Lees for 45 years and this hasn't happened before, it's rough as fuck but not that rough!

outside glasgows shite
xps

Unconfirmed reports that the Lib Dems abstained from the final queens speech motion and it passed 310-294.

Surely not. Even for them

Do those figures add up to a Lib Dem abstension?

LOL Lib Dems, SNP, both of whom were talked up as likely to support an early GE voting against it after all, Boris' bullshitter in a china shop approach effective as ever.

they are waiting for Charlie Mullins pony up some more dosh for their election war chest

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EHp3L-KXUAAtbeE?format=jpg&name=large
Imagine being this much of a cunt.