PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

he died so that the dream of crushing the poors in a completely deregulated corporate hellscape could become a reality

(xp) Not if he ends up as Nigel Who? and not Lord Farage of Thanet or whatever.

I'm sure being a more famous Dick Braine is not what he had in mind.

there will be no shortage of sinecures for the nige

you could say outflanked, you could also say "brought his political project to fruition"

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand),

Right, but IF there's a November/December election the extent to which he has been outflanked or not makes a big difference?

(xp) Yes, I think we're stuck with the cunt and I've got no doubt he will be made a Lord one day.

Corbyn on trains again:

Karie Murphy adds: "Anyone who knows Jeremy knows he loves to go on the train to obscure places like the South West or Orkney"

— Gabriel Pogrund (@Gabriel_Pogrund) October 24, 2019

Shots fired

Liar. You call yourself a journalist but spend your time spreading misleading images and fake news, as well as targeting your trolls towards myself and @HackneyAbbott.

I was on my phone as you well know. Delete this pathetic garbage and apologize. https://t.co/ZhafUZ5vQu pic.twitter.com/nYPvIR5r24

— David Lammy (@DavidLammy) October 24, 2019

(xp) A train to Orkney? How does that work?

Pearson RT'ing obviously fake/bot accounts. Off with her head Oborne.

Sometimes I think sitting on trains
Every stop I get to I'm in PLP pain
Everyone's a Blairite, plotting my death
Bonafide obscure places like the South West

he just likes to get on a train to Orkney sometimes and see which station Branson will have him thrown off the train at.

One return to Muckle Flugga please.

Karie Murphy is Scottish as well.

the 'train' is actually an energised international proletariat uniting to implement full communism, pass it on

(xp) Probably from Glasgow, so the rest of Scotland is a foreign country to her.

she's probably been to largs tbf

Saltcoats at least.

(xp) Probably from Glasgow, so the rest of Scotland is a foreign country to her.

xxp to Tom D

Was going to make the same crack but didn’t want to look like I have an East Coast chip on my shoulder

Don't go where ye're no' welcome is how Glaswegians view the rest of Scotland tbf.

My Glaswegian pals are only allergic to Edinburgh!

an East Coast chip

served with salt and sauce, one assumes

This reminds me

munchie boxes are apparently the only way of getting spice bag style chips this side of the Irish sea, c/d?

i confess to being unfamiliar with spice bag style chips but they look v similar to the salt and chilli chips that chinese takeaways round my way sell - y/n?

I’ve discovered the joys of salting oven chips with Old Bay seasoning, and it’s lovely. Could you work out which spices are in chip spice and self-administer?

i confess to being unfamiliar with spice bag style chips but they look v similar to the salt and chilli chips that chinese takeaways round my way sell - y/n?

http://americanchipspice.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/Recipe-image-angle-L.jpg

this is basically unknown outside of Hull and environs

served with salt and sauce, one assumes

Quick Google says chip spice for sale at Morrison’s.

yeah according to their website you can get it in Asda and Morrison's now but all the publicity shots are from Hull City Centre and i've never known anybody who's heard of it who doesn't have a Hull connection. it is fantastic on skinny fries btw

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.serioustoyz.com%2FItemImages%2F000005%2FJACKduneSpiceScoutMIBA_lg.jpeg&f=1&nofb=1

i love that they made toys for Dune, with its huge pre-teen audience

dune is definitely one of the more fascinating collisions of inexplicable decisionmaking

yeah it's just given me thoughts that should probably be on another thread, no place for arid sandworlds, internecine conflict and genetic determinism on the UK politics thread

"sand-gripping" has powerful narrator's voice energy

the english have a great hunger for desolate places

sand: famously easy to grip

https://i.imgur.com/K5AjFjs.jpg

pic.twitter.com/nSZAtDuklA

— Alex Press (@alexnpress) October 24, 2019

Should swap hair with Javid

Johnson going to 'push for an election' this evening. Whatever that means.

constipated

Dig For Victory

Johnny Cash is related to Bill Cash 😐https://t.co/ogyUIF0PZL

— Henry Zeffman (@hzeffman) October 24, 2019

so now we're only missing cash and jobs

fuck, hope and jobs

oh well, another perfect post ruined

bill fuck, bob hope and steve jobs

also: the Sunken Lands of north where"? is he from numenor?

atlantis iirc