PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

so i took yesterday afternoon and evening off politics and the internet? did anything happen?

COME ON PROGRAMME MOTION U CUNT

Corobyn and Johnson meeting to discuss new programme motion this morning

The FPBErs are going to love that.

They are busy designing an app to show voters how not to vote Labour in their area to 'stop Brexit'.

I'm so proud of my man Cronbyn finally getting to cause Brexit

I see Boris is doing, what, his second pmqs since July?

Johnson opens with the horrible news that 39 bodies have been found in a lorry in Essex. He says it is an awful tragedy.

Labour MP Rupa Huq asks him why he doesn’t get rid of Dominic Cummings. Johnson says he receives excellent advice from his advisers and he takes full responsibility for everything the government does.

BJ really does not ever answer a question, does he? All he does is say Cromryn supported the IRA all his life and that he's a threat to the union. Not a single answer.

he can't even acknowledge how many fucking kids he has

Johnson opens with the horrible news that 39 bodies have been found in a lorry in Essex. He says it is an awful tragedy.

Presumably going to blame this on being in the EU and "uncontrolled" borders and will eventually make a joke about them like he did dead Libyans.

I'm not watching this, but one quite meltish commentator has remarked that Corbyn is very composed + on his game today and Boris is a mess.

A lone woman, standing up to a sea of cowardly, corrupt white men, is an entire mood. pic.twitter.com/4cVMOi3AGi

— Lauren Rankin (@laurenarankin) October 16, 2019

Six white men stuck in the past, conspiring to wreck our future.#StopBrexit https://t.co/la9spWosab

— Jo Swinson (@joswinson) October 23, 2019

I take my hat off to the women that have successfully transcended race when necessary

BJ really does not ever answer a question, does he? All he does is say Cromryn supported the IRA all his life and that he's a threat to the union. Not a single answer.

PMQs has been like that for years, it's a complete waste of everyone's time.

You're right, but LJ hasn't started the albums roll-out yet :-/

BJ really does not ever answer a question, does he? All he does is say Cromryn supported the IRA all his life and that he's a threat to the union. Not a single answer.

Spencer?

https://images.immediate.co.uk/production/volatile/sites/3/2016/03/103539.jpg

I think Lewis Goodall is right btw

Nah

— Lewis Goodall (@lewis_goodall) October 23, 2019

Must be a bad PMQS if LBC are sticking the knife in

Boris Johnson just told PMQs that "there will be no checks between Northern Ireland and GB" after Brexit.

Except that under his deal, there will be. And Brexit Secretary Stephen Barclay confirmed that yesterday. pic.twitter.com/TMc1zrvaq3

— LBC (@LBC) October 23, 2019

Obsessed with big John’s stray comma

#PMQs Jeremy Corbyn exposes Johnson’s incapability of mastering detail and his tendency to flounder & resort to shouty bluster & personal abuse when he fails to understand the questions let alone know the answers. He is an incompetent, embarrassment to the office he holds.

— John McDonnell MP (@johnmcdonnellMP) October 23, 2019

Swinson is so white Dulux can't even use her to colour match Whiter than White Mist.

Calz, are you thinking of Bonnie Greer? She’s very FPBE, true, but I’d never put her in as a full melt.

swinson's actual influence over politics seems in direct inverse correlation to her messiah complex

xxp
erm .. that probably should be they can use her to...

xp
no it's someone from Buzz Feed, but I might be slurring them as a melt just on the strength that they often take the piss out of corbyn!

Oh! Bonnie said similar just now and she’s not one to make fun of him.

hmm weird that a tory source would claim corbyn has no policy despite labour policy being pretty clear-cut, wonder what that's all about - anyway better just tweet that shit asap i guess

Tory source adds: Corbyn made clear he has no policy except more delays and to spend 2020 having referendums.
So talks broke down pretty quickly then.

— Paul Waugh (@paulwaugh) October 23, 2019

Let's not forget that turfing the LDs out of cabinet and replacing them with Tories marked an increase in the gender and ethnic diversity.

Johnson and Rees-Mogg both have a (Trumplike) petulant streak that's a mile wide - Corbyn is too much of a straight shooter to exploit it, they should unleash Johnny Mac on them.

paul "fair dos, just reporting what sources say" waugh

in other news unite have triggered mr potato head MP and noise around salma yaqoob continues to grow

hmm weird that a tory source would claim corbyn has no policy despite labour policy being pretty clear-cut, wonder what that's all about - anyway better just tweet that shit asap i guess

🐦[Tory source adds: Corbyn made clear he has no policy except more delays and to spend 2020 having referendums.
So talks broke down pretty quickly then.
— Paul Waugh (@paulwaugh) October 23, 2019🕸]🐦

in other news unite have triggered mr potato head MP and noise around salma yaqoob continues to grow

Ian "spud gun" Murray facing deselection is what they be talking about

I have to admit he is not in my top 5 MPs I think of that fit that description

Only because he isn't a baldy potato?

This is partly my fault cos I keep forgetting Danczuk isn’t an MP anymore

I assumed Sajid Sontaran.

tbh it's probably quicker and easier to name the mps who aren't potato-featured in some way

Notes from the meeting: Nick Brown said a new programme motion could be agreed by the end of today. Cummings said the French were going to veto delay. Brown said Macron was playing them for fools. Cummings “threw his arms in the air”.

— Francis Elliott (@elliotttimes) October 23, 2019

Macron an astute judge of character and intelligence it seems.

Macron knows a prick when he sees one

Saw this on Twitter, loled but also don’t fit in with any of these (probably why I’m not a member)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EHjKoY3W4AA_Jrr?format=jpg

That is great.

Don't you ever put your fist in the air and shout Cuba! In random outbursts Whilst drinking in wetherspoons?

comprehensive!

i particuarly enjoy the multiple owen smiths

Matt Hancock just got up to speak at the dispatch box

- wearing an NHS badge
- “let me be clear”
- “the NHS is not and never will be for sale”
- Labour have “nothing to say” because “they don’t want to talk about Brexit”
- “the conservatives are the party of the NHS”

Channeling Ben Swain here

40 new hospitals!!!!

Maybe just stop downgrading current hospitals and shutting A+E's down, just an idea.

The new hospitals are both really small and far away.

re: what brought the ERG around, this feels right. but i would have like it to run about 5 times longer.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/oct/23/erg-brexit-deal-boris-johnson-financial-interests