US Politics, October 2019 — I guess statement you could say with thread. I made a thread. The thread was PERFECT.

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GOP is basically Chappelle in the R. Kelly sketch

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 20:21 (four years ago) link

the statement did mention pence, who seems to just blindly stumble his way in and out of the scene like a distracted mule. he comes across like a total stooge, but it's difficult to tell if he understands the role he's playing

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 20:26 (four years ago) link

TPM has busted out the rare full page headline banner. where were you on the day bill taylor totally blew it wide open

https://i.imgur.com/48Y8KS2.png

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 20:33 (four years ago) link

Abandoned military base in Manjib, Northern Syria

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCKc4JoWgZY

Looks like our troops occupying it really were spirited away in the middle of the night.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 20:33 (four years ago) link

don't care about TPM, get back to me when there's Drudge sirens

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 20:35 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/ZtEqBQ0.jpg

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 20:36 (four years ago) link

i will say that if taylor expresses himself as clearly irl as he does in his opening statement, he will be a very useful central public witness

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 20:44 (four years ago) link

I don't think we're going to see any public hearings in the House

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 20:45 (four years ago) link

he would asked to publicly testify as part of a senate trial, i would hope.

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 20:47 (four years ago) link

I think if we leave a bottle of rotgut in the prez quarters we might get a full Face in the Crowd meltdown (more his style than Nixon talking to the paintings).

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 20:47 (four years ago) link

...unless lindsey graham interrupts the roberts-led proceedings to deliver a speech to save the foundations of america, like he did during kavanaugh

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 20:47 (four years ago) link

he would asked to publicly testify as part of a senate trial, i would hope.

that's assuming McConnell allows sides to present evidence (I sort of doubt it, but who knows)

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 20:48 (four years ago) link

but this holiday season, it looks like they're gonna wiggle out of impeachment one more time, unless two courageous activists, one uncomfortable senators, a dog that speaks to us and only us, and a pair of elevator doors that just won't shut in time, all come together to temporarily delay the inevitable bullshit for a couple weeks longer

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 20:50 (four years ago) link

xp isn't that up to roberts?

McConnell told his conference that if the House votes to impeach, the Senate trial would begin every day at around 12:30 p.m. and run six days per week with only Sundays off. All senators must be present and, in a break from norms and nature, they must remain silent. McConnell said after the meeting this “should be good therapy for a number of them.”

House lawyers would serve the role of prosecutors, while White House lawyers would be defense counsel. Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts would act as judge. Senators would serve as the jury.

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 20:52 (four years ago) link

Roberts presides, but I think McConnell sets the parameters of the trial

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 20:53 (four years ago) link

(I could be wrong! I don't remember the Clinton trial that well, as it was pre-internet and I was at work, not watching the proceedings)

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 20:54 (four years ago) link

i mean, maybe there would be a entertaining scenario where mcconnell is like "i declare that the prosecutors can present NO evidence!" but then roberts rips off his shirt and says "OVERRULED, majority leader. you may step down good sir, i said step DOWN"

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 20:54 (four years ago) link

the CJ just presides.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 20:54 (four years ago) link

remember when Rehnquist had his own shmancy new robe embroidered for the occasion?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 20:55 (four years ago) link

the judge just "presides"?

did anyone finish writing this screenplay, wtf?

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 20:56 (four years ago) link

what if he's presiding and he sees something he doesn't think is unfair. he doesn't have any authority to do anything?

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 20:57 (four years ago) link

goddammit, that he DOES think is unfair

my fingers and i are going over to the finger amputation factory, you little bastards, be back later

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 20:58 (four years ago) link

the dude presides

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 21:00 (four years ago) link

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/NeuDcriBAZ8/maxresdefault.jpg

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 21:02 (four years ago) link

https://www.denverpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/20091015__20091018_E12_BK18BRIEFLYp2.jpg?w=600

Imagine the voguing he did in that baby when it was delivered.

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 21:03 (four years ago) link

I can’t abide by that terrible turn of phrase

epistantophus, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 21:13 (four years ago) link

Now we just need AntMan to go up his ass

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 21:21 (four years ago) link

https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/22/politics/anonymous-trump-official-book/index.html

wondered what happened to this person, also thought maybe this person was one of the whistleblowers.

akm, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 21:22 (four years ago) link

Does he think a whistleblower literally plays a wind instrument.

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 21:24 (four years ago) link

well we know they're top brass

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 21:26 (four years ago) link

Trump orders confiscation of all whistles

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 21:26 (four years ago) link

Ian Anderson arrested

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 21:27 (four years ago) link

...from jethro tull?

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 21:32 (four years ago) link

oh i see

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 21:32 (four years ago) link

Dogwhistler vs Whistleblower FITE

solos that go widdly widdly widdly (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 21:34 (four years ago) link

hmm maybe we will get public hearings, according to the NYT (although they do not quote anybody or cite anything specifically lol)

Democratic leaders had hoped to move as soon as Thanksgiving to wrap up a narrow inquiry focused around Trump’s dealings with Ukraine, buoyed by polling data that shows that the public supports the investigation, even if voters are not yet sold on impeaching the president.

But after a complicated web of damaging revelations about the president has emerged from private depositions unfolding behind closed doors, Democratic leaders have now begun plotting a full-scale — and probably more time-consuming — effort to lay out their case in a set of high-profile public hearings on Capitol Hill.

Their goal is to convince the public — and if they can, more Republicans — that the president committed an impeachable offense when he demanded that Ukraine investigate his political rivals.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 21:44 (four years ago) link

even if voters are not yet sold on impeaching the president.

correction: the overwhelming majority of all non-republican voters (including "independent") are sold on it

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 21:48 (four years ago) link

..Therefore, based on both Media & Democrat Crazed and Irrational Hostility, we will no longer consider Trump National Doral, Miami, as the Host Site for the G-7 in 2020. We will begin the search for another site, including the possibility of Camp David, immediately. Thank you!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 20, 2019

just wanted to go back to this to point out the layer of bullshit under the surface layer of bullshit...
Why would the toughest guy on the planet bow to the pressure of crazed irrational Dems and Media?? If Doral was hands-down the best venue, why you gonna let some whiny bitches ruin things?? They'll criticize you no matter what you do! Right?? Does this mean if they foam at the mouth about something else in the future, big bad Donny will cave just as easily? Why did he not cave to their pressure on other matters? Why would the most popular President in history, elected by a huge majority in the most fantastic election ever held, have to acquiesce to a bunch of deranged socialists who hate America???

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 22:09 (four years ago) link

it's because of the democrats and the nasty media that we can't have nice thingses

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 22:22 (four years ago) link

SCOOP: In NYC, @realdonaldtrump’s own company has scrubbed the Trump name from two of its properties, a pair of Central Park skating rinks. First time they’ve done that. https://t.co/1H9v64c1qj

— David Fahrenthold (@Fahrenthold) October 22, 2019

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 22:37 (four years ago) link

Meantime

Exclusive: The federal investigation into Rudy's men is widening https://t.co/InhEuHhvHc via @BuzzFeedNews @LoopEmma

— Ben Smith (@BuzzFeedBen) October 22, 2019

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 22:58 (four years ago) link

Washington (CNN)Former Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen on Tuesday said she left office because "saying no" and refusing to do things that others in the administration wanted was "not going to be enough."

"There were a lot of things that, there were those in the administration who thought that we should do, and just as I spoke truth to power from the very beginning, it became clear that saying no, and refusing to do it myself was not going to be enough, so it was time for me to offer my resignation," she said at FORTUNE Most Powerful Women Summit.

Her comments came towards the end of an intense and brief interview with Amna Nawaz, national correspondent for "PBS NewsHour," which focused primarily on Nielsen's controversial role in the separation of families at the border.

Nielsen, who resigned in April, was pressed multiple times on whether she regretted signing a memo that enforced separating families.

"I don't regret enforcing the law, because I took an oath to do that," Nielsen said, adding that her decision was to "enforce the law, not to separate families."

However, she said she wished the coordination and information flow had "worked a lot better."

"What I regret is that we haven't solved it and what I regret that that information flow and coordination to quickly reunite the families was clearly not in place and that's why the practice was stopped through an executive order," she said.

"It clearly wasn't working, so we stopped it during an executive order," she added.

When asked if anyone raised concerns that children would be traumatized as a result of the policy, Nielsen said, "not from staff, no."

Earlier this month, President Donald Trump announced that he was going to nominate Nielsen to the National Infrastructure Advisory Council. Nielsen told the audience Tuesday that the position is unpaid and she would be advising the government on cyber and critical infrastructure needs.

Nawaz pressed her on why she was currently advising the White House, prompting a retort from Nielsen.

"Are you telling every CEO in here that they should never advise the government," she said to applause.

This was Nielsen's first public interview since her forced resignation in April. She had been scheduled to appear at the Atlantic Festival last month, but later dropped out amid backlash. She canceled due to a family situation, not the criticism over her attendance, according to a source familiar with the situation.

Singer-songwriter Brandi Carlile dropped out of the Fortune event earlier this week, citing the "atrocity of family separation."

"Respectfully, I absolutely cannot support Kirstjen Nielsen having a voice among the most powerful and inspiring women in America," she tweeted.

Nielsen became the face of the Trump administration zero-tolerance policy that led to the separation of thousands of families who were apprehended crossing the southern border.

At the end of the contentious interview, Nielsen said, "I wish we had gotten to cyber, because that's why I was originally here."

whoa Kirstjen ok then

omar little, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 23:01 (four years ago) link

oh sorry cut off the last bit

"Cyber is the biggest threat that we face in the homeland today," she said.

omar little, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 23:02 (four years ago) link

"Are you telling every CEO in here that they should never advise the government," she said to applause.

Well, you know.

And "truth to power," you say.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 23:03 (four years ago) link

"Are you telling every CEO in here that they should never advise the government," she said to applause.

srsly pls fucking die

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 23:06 (four years ago) link

room full of monsters

omar little, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 23:10 (four years ago) link

brandi carlile otm

foh with this image rehab let her spend the rest of her days on the milo circuit

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 23:37 (four years ago) link


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