star wars 9 grim resignation thread

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (1315 of them)

I liked Endor Holocaust's first couple of records, but when the songs got shorter and more commercial they started to suck imo.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:29 (six years ago)

hair planet
cubicle planet
DMV planet

― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, October 22, 2019 2:00 PM bookmarkflaglink

Nazi planet
gangster planet
Roman planet

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, October 22, 2019 2:01 PM bookmarkflaglink

Jfk
Blown away

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 19:21 (six years ago)

planet bearing an uncanny resemblance to mid-20th-century earth

― drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Tuesday, October 22, 2019 11:21 AM (one hour ago)

god that looks deplorable

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 19:23 (six years ago)

is nar shaddaa in this movie

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 19:26 (six years ago)

it's wall-to-wall Jaxxon + Ewoks

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 19:27 (six years ago)

i thought for sure nar shaddaa would be in solo

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 19:28 (six years ago)

Action Jaxxon

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 19:28 (six years ago)

difficult listening hour wrote this on thread Star Wars 7 shit talk on board I Love Everything on Apr 23, 2014

nar shaddaa or no deal imo

difficult listening hour wrote this on thread Star Wars 8 shit talk on board I Love Everything on Dec 22, 2017

GIVE CLAP ME CLAP NAR CLAP SHADDAA

difficult listening hour wrote this on thread Star Wars Anthology shit talk (Rogue One, Young Solo, TBD) on board I Love Everything on May 27, 2018

hi. does this movie have nar shaddaa

sigh

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 19:33 (six years ago)

Nar Shaddah, Nar Shaddah
El-elyon an adonah

(That joke was for JCLC only and he will never see it.)

I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 19:35 (six years ago)

Hahahaha

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 19:40 (six years ago)

lollll

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 20:11 (six years ago)

i thought for sure shanana would be in solo

https://www.paradiseartists.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/bowzers-rock-photo01.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 20:11 (six years ago)

surely Luke will turn out to be Rey's dad, or maybe Obi-Wan

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 23:28 (six years ago)

planet bearing an uncanny resemblance to mid-20th-century earth

― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, October 22, 2019 6:02 PM (five hours ago)

oh my god, i was wrong
it was earth, all along

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 23:43 (six years ago)

xp neither of those guys got nookie IIRC

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 23:51 (six years ago)

oh my god, i was wrong
it was earth, all along

you finally made a Wookiee out of me

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 23:52 (six years ago)

one month passes...

holy shit, the opening crawl leaked!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfSS1OuA3ag

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 5 December 2019 04:21 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCskuXWh2l8

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 5 December 2019 04:44 (six years ago)

Not for long.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 5 December 2019 16:14 (six years ago)

lol it very much wasn't the crawl. it was a joke video that i suspect Youtube took down

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 5 December 2019 16:17 (six years ago)

Copyright claim by Anti-Nowhere League

Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 5 December 2019 16:40 (six years ago)

has abrams ever made a non-mediocre movie

american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:08 (six years ago)

well, there's all the bad ones

Οὖτις, Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:11 (six years ago)

Lol

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:11 (six years ago)

lol

american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:11 (six years ago)

his film credits listing is extremely grim

rob, Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:13 (six years ago)

which I guess makes him perfect for this

rob, Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:14 (six years ago)

I know JJ said he loved TLJ and hinted he wasn't looking to undo it, but troll part of me wishes that he would, and then he and Rian Johnson would alternate directing/writing Star Wars movies every two years and change things back, basically getting into cinema's version of a Wikipedia reversion war

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:18 (six years ago)

Star Wars XII: Nuh Uh!

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:19 (six years ago)

Damn, seeing this in exactly two weeks but my expectations feel sufficiently lowered thanks to all.

nashwan, Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:30 (six years ago)

I'm gonna love it

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:38 (six years ago)

3P0 having a bigger (sacrificial?) role this time should be a plus. Don't really care about Lando tbh.

nashwan, Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:40 (six years ago)

I had to actually check a week or so ago to see whether this was coming out this year or next. So clearly I'm v pumped.

A Lifeless Ordinary (Old Lunch), Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:42 (six years ago)

lando is great and will always have a special place in my heart for his role in the best scene of rotj (the first scene over endor when they realize that it's, uh, a trap)

jacquees, full of cobras (voodoo chili), Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:42 (six years ago)

thank god someone is out here asking the questions that matter

pic.twitter.com/PXuNXTfbRi

— Bad Legal Takes (@BadLegalTakes) December 9, 2019

a synthesis of Trotskyism and Ufology (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 12:24 (six years ago)

Like, a creative citizens arrest?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 12:48 (six years ago)

There aren't many problems that can't be resolved with a fan fiction council, ime.

Masters of Engilsh Litera-ture (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 13:00 (six years ago)

disney is famously forgiving of copyright infringement, i can't see what could possibly go wrong

a synthesis of Trotskyism and Ufology (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 13:02 (six years ago)

Maybe SW should be and Choose Your Own Adventure

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 13:06 (six years ago)

Unhealthy enthusiasm is nine-tenths of the law, iirc.

Masters of Engilsh Litera-ture (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 13:13 (six years ago)

xpost Doesn't matter what you choose, all stories end with the death star exploding.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 13:14 (six years ago)

there are only three stories: man vs man, man vs death star, and death star vs death star

Simon H., Tuesday, 10 December 2019 13:22 (six years ago)

Man vs Death Star features Hulk Hogan cameo

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 13:24 (six years ago)

Forget a cameo, if I were the producer of a franchise whose fanbase bitched this much, Hulk Hogan would be promoted to star in all forthcoming installments. Maybe even in multiple roles as if it were a mid-period Eddie Murphy joint.

Masters of Engilsh Litera-ture (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 13:35 (six years ago)

for motivation Abrams had to tell Hulk to imagine the Death Star was Gawker

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 13:37 (six years ago)

shit sorry I forgot the fourth story, hulk vs gawker

Simon H., Tuesday, 10 December 2019 13:39 (six years ago)

https://media1.tenor.com/images/373ed593a25afb96bad7bdad96ff1c29/tenor.gif

Masters of Engilsh Litera-ture (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 13:40 (six years ago)

speaking of Old Lunch, here comes mine

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 13:42 (six years ago)

[INT: DEATH STAR COMMAND DECK. GENERAL HUX and KYLO REN are watching a flickering holographic message from rebel leader HULK HOGAN]

HULK: lemme tell ya, brother, hulkamania is gonna be runnin' wild over the death star, just like i ran wild over bubba the love sponge's wife

a synthesis of Trotskyism and Ufology (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 13:47 (six years ago)

oh god

a u.s. government department (mh), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 15:09 (six years ago)


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.