PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

This is what happens when you vote for a deal because you don't want it.

can't believe Boris is gonna pull this off, after all these other shenanigans

Third reading could be very different

Johnson has said if they vote down the programme motion he'll throw a strop and pursue a general election, we'll see. That majority makes him getting his way look a lot more possible

This is just inexplicable bullshit from cowards and hypocrites

Jesus, just expel the cunts ffs

'inexplicable' is remarkably optimistic tbh.

This is just inexplicable bullshit from cowards and hypocrites

― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, October 22, 2019 8:19 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

thisthisthis

Nah pom was right, it's horribly explicable

COME ON PROGRAMME MOTION U CUNT

Didn't even register "inexplicable", the "cowards and hypocrites" red flag was waving right in front of me.

“no one expected the PM to get a deal - look what he has achieved !”

ITS A FUCKING WORSE DEAL U CRETIN

Is there any way that the 3 day programme could backfire on Johnson if amendments get voted thru that counter his plans?

I thought you all thought Brexit was inevitable?

Yeah that's so fucked. It's not about the deal itself, it's about the fact that he got it. Guess what, anyone can GET a deal, but it's a TERRIBLE deal. argh.

this will look less awful once we americans re-elect trump in 2020

YES

Ayes 308
No's 322

Hahahahahahaha

Lol

308 yes
322 no

YA DANCER

Lol.!

LET'S GET READY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEE

GIRUY Boris

GE?

Missing the fire in Corbyn's speech tbh, he sounds like he's reading the train schedule out loud.

Surely Johnson can leave with a few days extension?

"no one thought we would re-open the WA"
"no one thought we would get a new deal"

fucking easy mode politics

Missing the fire in Corbyn's speech tbh, he sounds like he's reading the train schedule out loud.

He's no Nye Bevan but no-one ever pretended he was tbf

Bozza playing it back to EU. No mention of GE (yet).

lol Gyac! Didn't know that

Waffle and dither and dither and delay from Johnson oh god here's Blackfordzzzzzzzzzzz

so... Boris' timetable was rejected?

Yes.

Corbyn's yer man for timetables.

Johnson 'pauses' Brexit legislation

Boris Johnson has confirmed he will set aside the bill that would implement his deal, despite the fact the Commons has just backed it, after his proposal to fast-track it through parliament was rejected by MPs.

He says he does not want a delay and will continue to discuss with EU27 leaders until they decide whether or not to grant one.

xp to shakey

Ken Clarke wants to get Brexit done apparently

No election. Deal passes early November unless Lab MPs bother to read the thing

COME ON PROGRAMME MOTION U CUNT

I'm afraid that's correct, Comrade. And I'm afraid BJ will go to sleep with a smile on his face. He got a majority on his bill. May didn't achieve this. There might be another extension but he's got this under his belt now. It's fucked.

election

Election

(louder) ELEction

stands on table ELECTION ELECTION

throws pint glass ELECTION ELECTION ELECTION

I'm afraid that's correct, Comrade. And I'm afraid BJ will go to sleep with a smile on his face.

I can assure he absolutely won't.

So is his deal a sure thing to go through now? Or are there more chances to gum up the works?

(Sorry to keep wandering in with outsider questions)

Why not? I don't think not leaving by Oct 31st will rub off on him. He can always gloat and say he got a parliament majority, as opposed to stalling and heckling Labour etc etc.

xp

EU can extend to January 31st, say, and that is that, right? Parliament gets the four weeks to do the ~proper reading and scrutinizing~, agrees with more or less the same numbers, and presto. Unless I'm missing something really obvious here?

*twelve weeks

He got a Parliamentary majority to go forward to a third reading of the bill, and promptly paused the process - not exactly on a victory march there - and, yes, there are now plenty of chances to gum up the works.

God forbid but if I was on BJ's cuntish spin team, I'd see enough opportunities to spin this into a net positive.