PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

That's what Letwin's Amendment was about but what's the plan if we get an extension? (xp)

Nice Sunday Business Post cartoon
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EHTnrcEXkAAXIJI?format=jpg&name=large

tfw they just tweet it out:

what an origin story pic.twitter.com/pmDODKCeeO

— Lafargue (@Lafargue) October 20, 2019

what is it about social media that compels ghouls like nelson to tell on themselves so relentlessly and so thoroughly

he's replying to Jess Phillips who dragged her brats to Downing Street for a publicity stunt once - there is no end to the diabolical cycle of bad parents begetting more wretched damaged adults upon the world!

such a boringly inevitble countdown to the media feud between the JRM's rightwing thinktank offspring and the one that goes to the slade and does menstrual blood performance art

Pardon me?

Has anyone on Twitter ever asked Fraser Nelson why he talks like that?

the simple answer is because he's a cunt

ftb groundskeeper willie: also a scab (i'm guessing)?

nominative determinism is bad-pun central but sexius bonyface domino will totally be a BDSM art-goth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OY0FvhypaY

of course what radicalises him will be the collected works of n!ck l4nd :|

ftb groundskeeper willie: also a scab (i'm guessing)?

rare footage of expedited frictionless convergences defending a comrade:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9_jIa2WADc

precisely

There’s more on Fraser Nelson lol

Fraser went to the same school as me. No idea where his mum worked. But our school was never on strike and never had a picket line. He was, at best , skiving from the finest school in Scotland.

— Bad Ken (@kbmqs) October 20, 2019

lol every good tory needs a made up bollox origin story.

nothing speaks more to your character than making up some shit about your mom being a scab

I've previously heard Fraser talking about how he is quite an authoritative voice on the Scottish working class experience because his military dad grew up in some tenement block shithole somewhere

generational osmosed memory?
Long history of psychic activity in the family that allows him to have first hand experience?

The point of the extension is to allow time for proper Parliamentary scrutiny of the deal and for amendments to be tabled. 'LOL Boris' is merely a bonus.

KEITH who designed ILX knew Nelson at university.

Perhaps this has often been mentioned before.

Also that Starmer statement would only be a plot twist if there was a chance in hell of the government agreeing to a referendum of the deal when in reality everyone involved - including Starmer himself - knows there isn't.

lock the extension down and it's election time

xp I believe Alisa knew FN from school?

Any advance on two ILXors who have firsthand knowledge of Frazoor Noylsen?

but doctor i am frazer nelson *strips off greased groundkeeper willie suit to reveal italian clown suit, gold top hat*

Alisa? Ailsa?

let's do this lads

There will be lots of attention paid to the sexiest amendment: a second referendum. But that (prob) still doesn't have enough support. The explosive one is a customs union which probably does and crucially has support from Lab MPs who might back deal but would prefer a CU.

— Lewis Goodall (@lewis_goodall) October 20, 2019

If that happens (and it passes) I don't see any way out for Johnson, other than accepting the reality of the extension and using it to insist on an election where he campaigns for his deal. Tory Party as the Brexit (with a deal) Party.

— Lewis Goodall (@lewis_goodall) October 20, 2019

All this and they haven’t even finished the queen’s speech yet.

I'm guessing that all of the expelled Tories would vote for a Customs Union and nearly every Labour MP would as well. Any idea what position the LibDems take on the idea? I'm guessing either an abstention or shooting it down for being insufficiently Remainy.

Why would expelled Tories vote for the customs union?

some of them believe in it, iirc

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/oct/20/what-next-for-boris-johnson-brexit-deal-withdrawal-bill-vote

The chart in the middle of this is useful

xp lol ok..

Apart from the three Pro-Referendum ex-Tories it looks likesthey're all voting for the deal anyway, even better if it has the Customs Union attached.

which would amount to.. May's deal except the backstop is permanent?? great job Tories

Most likely they’d pull the bill, get the extension confirmed and go for an election

comrade alphabet to thread

Twitter live 4pm and Facebook live 430 today from Westminster for any questions thoughts around the next few days of voting - or indeed last votes such as Letwin amendment - speak to you then - and best wishes from Camberwell... pic.twitter.com/SAn3RwEQtF

— Rory Stewart (@RoryStewartUK) October 21, 2019

is it too much to ask that rory falls down a manhole or steps in front of a speeding 18-wheeler while doing one of his trademark livestreams

still, i imagine he had a lot of practice in mindful pacing when he walked across afghanistan and actually also did u know he speaks dari

"are you just pretending to hold your phone?"

“ کمکم کنید...!” as he falls down the manhole

^ the best Tintin panel Hergé never drew

Jeremy Corbyn: “Our sympathies with the manhole-cover manufacturers of Neenah, WI at this difficult time.”

james blunt has broken his silence on brexit - perhaps he can provide the clarity this fractured nation is crying out for in this difficult time

“For soldiers, the whole end game is always peace,” he says. “How can we stop people killing people so we can all go home at the end of the day alive to our families. That means understanding people’s differences. I feel the same way with politics today. There’s a left and a right and most humans are surely in the middle.”

But we were all asked to vote, I say.

“And it was pretty close. We’re chewing ourselves up on this question, because neither side is understanding why people reached these opinions. Why is it we can’t even have a dialogue about it?”

Well, what was his view?

“I think it’s pretty much bulls**t. It’s all a political thing. I’m going to carry on touring through Europe whatever happens. Rather than having a title on it, my call to arms would be ‘get the f*** on with it’, because our lives aren’t going to change. My tour manager is going to be pissed off he has to fill in a few more forms, but whatever you do, get on with it, because the limbo is killing us.”

But you don’t want to say how you voted?

“No. I don’t want to be given the label.”

... oh

(btw my wife is a touring musician and the orchestras she plays with are shitting bricks over how much more difficult european tours are gonna be after brexit but maybe we can all learn something from james 'blunt' cunt)

is it too much to ask that rory falls down a manhole or steps in front of a speeding 18-wheeler while doing one of his trademark livestreams

I'd settle for having him walk into a lamp post.

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