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Tehran's gilded youth

The bastards

Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 June 2009 11:05 (seventeen years ago)

it's tough being the winchester-and-oxford-educated son of the director general of the bbc.

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Thursday, 18 June 2009 11:08 (seventeen years ago)

it's hard to believe that rigging alone could account for the 11 million-vote gap between the main contenders

But does he offer any easier explanation to believe, or indeed any explanation at all? Does he fuck. Childish, egotistical bastard, this guy.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 18 June 2009 11:29 (seventeen years ago)

Gilded bastard

Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 June 2009 11:34 (seventeen years ago)

it's hard to believe that rigging alone could account for the 11 million-vote gap between the main contenders

Er, see, that's the thing. No it isn't. In fact, it's really fucking easy.

a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Thursday, 18 June 2009 11:42 (seventeen years ago)

help review mps expense claims forms! only 26287 pages to go!
http://mps-expenses.guardian.co.uk/

man saves ducklings from (ledge), Friday, 19 June 2009 09:26 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ clever idea that. the taxpayers' alliance is doing something similar only with an email list.

had a look through a couple yesterday. frank dobson, my mp, doesn't charge for much, but did bill us for the cost of getting accountants to help him with his expenses. bit cheeky considering he's been all over the local papers boasting about how he's got nothing to hide.

george galloway for some reason has a sheet of headed paper with the "back boris!" logo on it, inserted into his 2007-8 claims. puzzling.

joe, Friday, 19 June 2009 10:37 (seventeen years ago)

The age of the newspaper is dead.
― mark s, Tuesday, 3 July 2001

the pinefox, Friday, 19 June 2009 12:20 (seventeen years ago)

Something has clearly gone wrong with G2: the other week they ran a page-long feature on the phenomenon of "Jumping the shark" (referring to that moment when a long-running tv fave finally loses the plot completely, apparently derived from a late episode of Happy Days where Fonzie, yes, jumped a shark). This was all well and good (except it was inane and ripped off from a website [this is a whole other can of worms]), but they ran an almost IDENTICAL story in the Guide not two weeks previously. Do they not read their own paper, or did they simply think the readers wouldn't notice?

What the paper still has going for it: George Monbiot's column, the Diary, Steve Bell, giving review space to Ians Sansom and Penman, and the tv columns of Nancy Banks-Smith. (When N B-S finally pops her clogs I will have to think very hard about buying the paper.)

What is leading the paper ever closer to the abyss: consistently terrible pop coverage (honorable exceptions: Maddy Costa, Betty Clarke); the fatuous new Saturday mag (Zoe Ball on dressing? match the celebrity with the pet? that awful woman talking about words that should be banned??); Charlotte bloody Raven.

― stevie t, Tuesday, 3 July 2001

the pinefox, Friday, 19 June 2009 12:21 (seventeen years ago)

such different times.

the pinefox, Friday, 19 June 2009 12:21 (seventeen years ago)

True that, no-one's bigged up Monbiot on here for some time

DJ MARTIAN IS A KING AMONG MEN. Dan Perry, Tuesday, 15 January 2002 (DJ Mencap), Friday, 19 June 2009 12:28 (seventeen years ago)

charlotte raven is like dorothy parker's more talented sister compared with the current shower imho.

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Friday, 19 June 2009 13:53 (seventeen years ago)

The TV section really died a death didn't it? Nancy Banks Smith and that other dude whose name escapes me were always thoughtful and interesting, now it's the insufferably dull drudgery of Sam "I'm a bloke me" Wollaston.

Local Garda, Friday, 19 June 2009 14:07 (seventeen years ago)

reporters behind exposing mandelson's home loans, neil hamilton's brown envelopes and jonathan aitken's rusty sword of truth are taking redundancy, so i think in answer to the thread's question we can say, yes, objectively worse.

joe, Friday, 19 June 2009 14:23 (seventeen years ago)

Fuck, what? First I've heard of this ... can you tell us more? Link?

a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Friday, 19 June 2009 23:22 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/jun/19/duncan-campell-david-hencke-guardian

j.o.n.a, Saturday, 20 June 2009 00:13 (seventeen years ago)

Well, shit. Wonder what their plans are? A couple of the names on that list will be old enough to treat VR as early retirement, but ... sad times, really.

a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Saturday, 20 June 2009 09:35 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/jun/21/kevin-mckenna-michael-martin-comment

not sure if this is a joke...

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 22 June 2009 08:56 (seventeen years ago)

Hahaha. KMcK is an old and dear friend and former boss of mine. Without having read the piece, I'm going to say "yes, he'll be taking the piss" ...

a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 23:11 (seventeen years ago)

... hmm. Having read it, I think that whatever he's doing there hasn't really worked, has it? There's some lovely writing in there but it's wasted because, er, the whole premise of the piece is fucked.

One of the papers I work for went and did extensive vox-pops in Springburn a few weeks ago, just as the shit was hitting the fan, and not one of Martin's constituents had a good word to say about him as a politician. (A surprising number of fellow MPs -- even the ones putting the boot in -- said they thought he was a lovely bloke, just a shit Speaker.)

Was there an element of snobbery in the treatment of Martin by some hacks and some fellow MPs? Undoubtedly. Did this cross over into crass Scottish stereotyping? At times, yes. Is this something to get upset by? Not unless you're fantastically thin-skinned and have nothing better to do with your time (neither of which is true of Kevin McKenna). Sure, there's always a place in a Sunday paper for an amusing devil's-advocate comment-piece ... but this doesn't work at all, basically because Martin is fundamentally indefensible.

a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 23:24 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/video/2009/jun/23/bartons-britain-liverpool-tanning

the pinefox, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 08:29 (seventeen years ago)

i am enjoying my 16 page pro-biotic pullout today. but then i'm a big fan of bifudus actiregularis...

koogs, Friday, 26 June 2009 09:28 (seventeen years ago)

"Jamie T is a storyteller, a raconteur, the heir apparent to Billy Bragg, blessed with a talent for making the mundane extraordinary. His songs carry all the clutter and dust, the rattle and roll and restlessness of real life; they arrive with a twinkle in their eye, news to tell and dirt beneath their fingernails."

Dear God, Laura has outdone herself today.

Stevie T, Friday, 26 June 2009 10:03 (seventeen years ago)

You could at least stick up for your brother.

fucken cumstomers (sic), Friday, 26 June 2009 12:28 (seventeen years ago)

i never understood the joke where you guys call it the Grauniad. Can you explain for a yankee/dumbass

jw and kate plus gr80 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 26 June 2009 13:32 (seventeen years ago)

I believe it is because at one time their sub-editing/proofing was legendarily poor, but correct me if I'm wrong...

ears are wounds, Friday, 26 June 2009 13:38 (seventeen years ago)

It's from Private Eye magazine

YOULL BE BAND FROM THE WEB FOR BEING OLD BITCHES!!!! (DJ Mencap), Friday, 26 June 2009 14:34 (seventeen years ago)

can you explain it?

jw and kate plus gr80 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 26 June 2009 14:35 (seventeen years ago)

Ears are wounds already did

dubmill, Friday, 26 June 2009 14:36 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, it had a reputation (not sure how deserved really) for being worse than other papers at printing typos.

Alba, Friday, 26 June 2009 14:36 (seventeen years ago)

What ears said. Joke is: copy editing was so bad they could have mis-spelled the masthead.

Achtung Blobby (Neil S), Friday, 26 June 2009 14:36 (seventeen years ago)

ah, thanks guys :)

jw and kate plus gr80 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 26 June 2009 14:37 (seventeen years ago)

Not the greatest joke ever, admittedly, but it got the point across.

Achtung Blobby (Neil S), Friday, 26 June 2009 14:38 (seventeen years ago)

I'm not actually sure whether it was the copy editors (usually called subeditors, or subs over here) that were held responsible, or typesetters back in the pre-DTP age.

Alba, Friday, 26 June 2009 14:41 (seventeen years ago)

It's a typical Private Eye joke - was funny, kept doing it until it wasn't funny, becomes part of the furniture. I almost cannot say Guardian without pronouncing it Gruniad.

Originally opened in 1964 (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 26 June 2009 15:06 (seventeen years ago)

Grauniad redirects to Guardian on wiki.

chap, Friday, 26 June 2009 15:41 (seventeen years ago)

And grauniad.co.uk redirects to GU.

chap, Friday, 26 June 2009 15:43 (seventeen years ago)

I think I need a productive way to spend my free time.

chap, Friday, 26 June 2009 15:43 (seventeen years ago)

Maybe I'm imagining this but didn't they actually misspell it that way themselves once, in 1981 or something (not on the masthead though)? And then Private Eye picked up and ran with it forever.

everything, Friday, 26 June 2009 18:37 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2009/jun/27/internet-dating

the pinefox, Saturday, 27 June 2009 09:12 (seventeen years ago)

Barton:

His lyrics pin down a time, a precise moment that records the shifting of language, trends, generations. And so we have Smirnoff Ice rhyming with "head lice", we have "oh-my-goody-gosh darnit" tucked in among the gin-and-tonics and Capri car bonnets. And there's "a bang bang Anglo Saxons at the disco/ A tish you all fall down/ Hound dogs round on the prowl" - three short lines that draw together this nation's fifth-century beginnings, the nursery rhymes of the 1880s, the disco of the 1970s, the rock'n'roll of the 1950s.

yes, she did say "His lyrics pin down a time, a precise moment" ... "this nation's fifth-century beginnings, the nursery rhymes of the 1880s, the disco of the 1970s, the rock'n'roll of the 1950s."

the pinefox, Saturday, 27 June 2009 09:16 (seventeen years ago)

"oh-my-goody-gosh darnit" is up to the minute slang for the kids at the back of the bus I'm led to believe.

CosMc (Raw Patrick), Saturday, 27 June 2009 09:27 (seventeen years ago)

wow, talk about dead air:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/video/2009/jun/27/how-to-dress-short-suits

the pinefox, Saturday, 27 June 2009 09:35 (seventeen years ago)

PF did you read the piece about Springsteen yesterday? I couldn't make it past the second paragraph.

DJ Angoreinhardt (Billy Dods), Saturday, 27 June 2009 09:56 (seventeen years ago)

by the geezer they always get to write the same uninteresting article about himself and the Boss? if so then my reaction was the same as yours.

the pinefox, Saturday, 27 June 2009 10:15 (seventeen years ago)

Sarfraz Manzoor isn't it? "Growing up in suburban Luton, the Boss was my route of escape, I imagined I was driving down route 66 with a girl at my side rather than sitting in my bedroom blah blah blah etc..."

Achtung Blobby (Neil S), Saturday, 27 June 2009 10:50 (seventeen years ago)

witnessed the biggest festival hissyfit, g2 columnist tanya gold not being allowed into guardian VIP bit, screaming 'Im on the front cover'
http://twitter.com/urmeek/status/2370583813

James Mitchell, Sunday, 28 June 2009 11:59 (seventeen years ago)

i await her 2000 word article on the subject, taking in many past bfs and attacking society's perceived love for something something disgrace oh god

Local Garda, Sunday, 28 June 2009 12:28 (seventeen years ago)

i think a couple ppl in my family have read sarfraz manzoor's book

well, they read 'greetings from bury park', which i am assuming is the same guy, unless there are two people who write about suburban luton and bruce springstreen, mostly

luton crew represent

thomp, Sunday, 28 June 2009 12:47 (seventeen years ago)

Actual Guardian writer picks up on the trend that seems to make Guardian readers here hate the Guardian...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/jul/01/confessional-journalism-women-plastic-surgery

(maybe?)

Violent In Design (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 15:32 (seventeen years ago)


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