Words, usages, and phrases that annoy the shit out of you...

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me is large, me contains multitudes

well, fuck me with a pumpkin spice lube (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 17 October 2019 17:02 (six years ago)

me needs to express things about me

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 17 October 2019 17:03 (six years ago)

I:
also I:
—Bob Marley

blows with the wind donors (crüt), Thursday, 17 October 2019 17:28 (six years ago)

"we stan a wig" is what they're singing on that Sigur Rós album, right?

blows with the wind donors (crüt), Thursday, 17 October 2019 17:29 (six years ago)

Bob Marley would be:
I and I: (opinion)
I and also I: (another opinion)

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 17 October 2019 17:41 (six years ago)

nobody:
also nobody:

jmm, Thursday, 17 October 2019 17:43 (six years ago)

that one is for pointless (or petty?) comments

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 17 October 2019 17:46 (six years ago)

watching the various ways people try to obscure the fact that they are sharing pointless information always entertains me

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 17 October 2019 17:47 (six years ago)

I really dug that first Afstan Wigs album

seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 17 October 2019 18:09 (six years ago)

nobody:

me: i don't know who needs to hear this, but you do not, in fact, have to love to see it

mookieproof, Thursday, 17 October 2019 18:11 (six years ago)

...and here's why

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 17 October 2019 18:13 (six years ago)

forgot to (check notes)

mookieproof, Thursday, 17 October 2019 18:28 (six years ago)

well thanks for coming to my ted talk

flappy bird, Thursday, 17 October 2019 23:47 (six years ago)

i-

imagine being that salty about overused internet phrases

actually CAN relate sksksk

chips moomin (unregistered), Friday, 18 October 2019 00:36 (six years ago)

they just pulled cc sabathia out of the astros-yankees game mid-batter due to injury, probably his last appearance on the mound in his (legendary) career, and the stream chat is a fusillade of "you hate to see it"

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Friday, 18 October 2019 03:47 (six years ago)

tbf i do actually dislike seeing that

i mean, he's a yankee, but he (and his family) seem pretty grebt

mookieproof, Friday, 18 October 2019 03:53 (six years ago)

it is appropriate in this scenario

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Friday, 18 October 2019 03:55 (six years ago)

I've seen this come up a couple times in this thread, so I'm going to be the pedantic asshole who points out that Joanna Newsom's primary instrument is not the harpsichord.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 18 October 2019 04:53 (six years ago)

Though I guess she does play it in that song, so I'm also a dummy

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 18 October 2019 04:55 (six years ago)

Bob Marley would be:
I and I: (opinion)
I and also I: (another opinion)


"I and I and I", I and I would have thought.

lefal junglist platton (wtev), Friday, 18 October 2019 11:02 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szPDvIIpTbY

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 October 2019 11:36 (six years ago)

Somehow it became acceptable, then ubiquitous, for a software error message to say just "Something went wrong," thereby offering the user utterly no clue about how to proceed. No, sorry, it tells you how to proceed: "Try again later."

E.g. this is what you get at Reverb.com when your credit card on file expires:
https://i.imgur.com/Mu8sKrb.png/

mick signals, Friday, 18 October 2019 15:45 (six years ago)

Until about three months ago I never once heard the phrase 'dog whistling' and since then I have probably heard it twenty times. Dog whistling is the new gaslighting

Paul Ponzi, Friday, 18 October 2019 19:16 (six years ago)

dog whistling has been common for at least a decade

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Friday, 18 October 2019 19:21 (six years ago)

it's also a simple way to describe a complex behavior. same with gaslighting. I'm sure people overuse the terms but they are quite helpful in describing a pattern of behavior without getting into details.

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Friday, 18 October 2019 19:23 (six years ago)

'X for people who don't like X'.

What if instead of gatekeeping the shit out of a given genre you considered the possibility that it might be broader than first meets the eye (or ear)?

pomenitul, Sunday, 20 October 2019 09:41 (six years ago)

"That will be just..."

immediately before eye-watering price for mundane item

anvil, Sunday, 20 October 2019 09:43 (six years ago)

"Imagine thinking...."

anvil, Sunday, 20 October 2019 10:10 (six years ago)

"imagine ..." and how it has generally taken over for "what a maroon"

maffew12, Sunday, 20 October 2019 14:09 (six years ago)

"Do better"

anvil, Monday, 21 October 2019 06:13 (six years ago)

"questionable"

come back problematic, all is forgiven

difficult listening hour, Monday, 21 October 2019 08:35 (six years ago)

"You do you"

anvil, Monday, 21 October 2019 17:18 (six years ago)

One cup of coffee please.

That will be just £4.25

Imagine thinking thats a suitable price. Listen *clap emoji* to *clap emoji* customers. Do better

Fine, you do you

anvil, Monday, 21 October 2019 17:23 (six years ago)

no worries, I will

maffew12, Monday, 21 October 2019 17:24 (six years ago)

i couldn't stand to hear 'you do you' but now i use it all the time. brevity wins.

meaulnes, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 05:59 (six years ago)

always think that one is quite handy and supportive.

Fizzles, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 06:02 (six years ago)

sounds extremely pass agg to me

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 08:49 (six years ago)

Go do yourself

YouGov to see it (wins), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 09:49 (six years ago)

One does one.

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 09:55 (six years ago)

Kinky.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 09:58 (six years ago)

impossible to escape the word "dogwhistle" during the 2008 election

flappy bird, Thursday, 24 October 2019 17:29 (six years ago)

'Pre-Prep'.

pomenitul, Sunday, 27 October 2019 13:21 (six years ago)

"I am absolutely shocked that _________ who does _______ is also doing_______"

"It's almost as if ________ who does ________ doesn't know/understand/care about_________"

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 1 November 2019 10:58 (six years ago)

i regret to inform that this thread is back on its bullshit

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 1 November 2019 11:22 (six years ago)

sorry trace this construction annoys me

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 1 November 2019 11:54 (six years ago)

but like most of these it's a lot to do with the ubiquity

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 1 November 2019 11:55 (six years ago)

lol sorry hadrian i wasn't clear - i was demonstrating a phrase whose ubiquity has become unavoidable and rather grandly irritating rather than replying to you :)

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 2 November 2019 00:25 (six years ago)

ah, ok!

“no worries”

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 2 November 2019 18:28 (six years ago)

“It’s not you. It’s me.” Ok, so you’re just an asshole throwing out cliches.

nathom, Saturday, 2 November 2019 19:22 (six years ago)


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