PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

like beloved ilx comrade karl malone, i never make typos

196 billion? Johnson can pledge/bung that before breakfast.

i saw an oddly sweaty-looking swindon being interviewed on bbc breakfast as i was leaving the house this morning and she was pushing for a second ref - weirdly no mention of revoke

No one has the faintest idea what she looks like so it might have been someone else

it's quite confusing what with 'swindon' being the surname of jezza's arguably most-beloved twitter attack hound

her and that ilk of nominally left twitter are so shit!

and a lot of that type are CW apologists or reactionary Labour Right tools.

TS: the crank left Vs the crank melts

AOC endorsing Bernie reminds me of this all time classic tweet pic.twitter.com/ffI9t6XgBp

— 🎃 The Spooky Leftorium 👻 (@LeftoriumThe) October 16, 2019

i don't mean blatantly labour Right, but it's under the surface of much of their shitposting.

"I totally disagree with that, I reckon the Lib Dems would benefit from both the Tories and Labour."

Are the Lib Dems getting hold of Lambeth or something?

certainly this is the first time that boris johnson has found himself in hot water over consent

Consent, not customs, is the sticking point between Johnson and the DUP now, according to a government source

— Henry Zeffman (@hzeffman) October 16, 2019

Re that JessPhillips/AOC tweet. One of my colleagues has stated similar before. He used the word 'bolshy' and I think maybe 'ballsy'

who gives a fuck about ideology, the only important thing is appearing 'badass' to people for whom politics is entertainment

TS: the crank left Vs the crank melts
🐦[AOC endorsing Bernie reminds me of this all time classic tweet pic.twitter.com/ffI9t6XgBp🕸
— 🎃 The Spooky Leftorium 👻 (@LeftoriumThe) October 16, 2019🕸]🐦

yeah, there's a lot of problematic content in that one very short tweet right enough

freeman's twitter handle is clue enough as to her value as a person

presumably she's on the Spiked team now

I know J Phillips is content seen as low hanging fruit on here, but jesus that quip about filling no 10 Downing st with Ikea furniture as an authentocrat of the ppl statement!

I can't keep up today but I need to lol J Phillips

i hadn't heard about that so i looked it up and found this from the same interview, which... *shudder*

“I do want to do Strictly,” she added. “I’m not going to make any bones about that. I wouldn’t ever do it while I’m still a politician though.

"I would rather be the Prime Minister then go on Strictly, but I don’t see why I can’t be the first ex-Prime Minister to do it. I think there is an opening. Not in a Theresa May way - I can actually dance."

publically crowing about planning to fill downing street with mass-produced stuff from a multibillion-dollar foreign company rather than eg sustainably-produced furniture handmade in the uk seems pretty revealing about her priorities

and she talks like IKEA is cheap, it's like over a hundred quid for a basic kitchen table ffs!

but her epic clapbacks tho

BREAKING: two senior EU sources say the main stumbling block to a deal has been removed with the DUP accepting the latest proposals on consent... Optimism a deal can now be done...

— Tony Connelly (@tconnellyRTE) October 16, 2019

scoop!

can you move stumbling blocks with bales of cash?

Look I don't want to be a misogynist but Jess is dregs

why u hate women smdh

I'm saving all my misogynistic contempt for when her zany sitcom starts on the bbc.

Somebody called Tom McTague (no, seriously) contradicting Tony Connelly's tweet.

Tom McTague wrote betting the house, which is great, but he is a total prick about/to Irish people.

aye good book that, typical English cunt tho!

irish name, english attitude!

He is plainly not of good Irish peasant stock like yer man, O'Neill.

his ancestors couldn't get on a boat to New York because they were of peasant stock likely to be tossed over the side long before the approach to Ellis Island.

"...actually, I think you'll find that dying of diphtheria in Cattle Class is the preferred choice of us sturdy peasant yeomen, contrary to what the sneering toffs at the so-called Captain's Table might have you believe" [is heaved into the mid-Atlantic]

lol I just saw this severely terrible thread from this morning

While the default position of many (most?) is to mock or disdain the DUP, it’s worth trying to understand their perspective, the challenges they now face—and why any grown up should hope that whatever is agreed no side in Northern Ireland feels humiliated. Thread 1/15

— Tom McTague (@TomMcTague) October 16, 2019

Like if you’re wringing your hands over the importance of the GFA to the DUP when they opposed it then, now, and in the future then your analysis might be a bit shaky, idk

Imagine your coverage being good enough to shift the pound, though

Currency markets seem to think @tconnellyRTE is twice as credible as @DUPleader. Pound jumped 0.8% following Connelly's tweet, but only dropped 0.4% after Foster's denial.https://t.co/rNAoR0N3bThttps://t.co/SNVSLZGMwc pic.twitter.com/HRloMmg7x1

— Peter Thal Larsen (@peter_tl) October 16, 2019

I just found out that the DUP always refer to the GFA as the Belfast Agreement, I'm trying not to believe that it's because Good Friday sounds a bit Catholic.

It 100% is.

Isn't Good Friday a bigger deal for Protestants than it is for Catholics?

I'm asking because Good Friday is a statutory holiday in Canada everywhere except in ex-Catholic Quebec, which privileges Easter Monday.

Is it just because it has the word Good in? Even though the "good" in Good Friday is a euphemism for Actually Pretty Bad Thanks.

Got to have different names for everything though, use the names other people use to mean only two thirds of the thing, etc.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EHAG4msX4AE9ISb?format=jpg&name=medium
lol

Good Friday was, until very recently, one of the two days in the whole year when pubs would close in Ireland - the other being Christmas Day.

According to Wikipedia, Good Friday is a bank rather than a public holiday in Ireland:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_holidays_in_the_Republic_of_Ireland

I'm not sure I grasp the distinction, though. Bank holidays are exotic to me.

Closing pubs is indefensible, no matter the excuse given.

otm

Something something Lent imo - Easter Monday is a bank holiday. Idk how Protestants see Easter but it is the most important feast in Catholicism & we also have Lent leading up to it as well.

Wikipedia says Easter Monday is a public holiday. Once again, I don't get how that differs from a bank holiday but whatevs.

Depends on the Church but I'm sure the DUP are all of joyless grim-faced Presbyterian or worse variety.

Good Friday is a bank holiday in NI (and the whole of the UK) but not in Ireland.

https://www.nidirect.gov.uk/articles/bank-holidays

It’s not a holiday at all in Ireland.

There are 9 public holidays in Ireland each year. Public holidays may commemorate a special day or other event, for example, St Patrick's Day (17 March) or Christmas Day (25 December). On a public holiday, sometimes called a bank holiday, most businesses and schools close. Other services, for example, public transport still operate but often with restricted schedules. Public holidays are:

New Year's Day (1 January)
St. Patrick's Day (17 March)
Easter Monday
First Monday in May, June, August
Last Monday in October
Christmas Day (25 December)
St. Stephen's Day (26 December)
Good Friday is not a public holiday. While some schools and businesses close on that day, you have no automatic entitlement to time off work on that day.

"the DUP are all of joyless grim-faced Presbyterian or worse variety"

the worse variety ones idea of progressive is making their kids kneel on hard rice grains on a stone cellar floor rather than broken glass.

Gotcha. So this confirms my suspicion that Good Friday matters to Protestants more.