PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

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i bet "over the edge" DUP folks go much more puce than the primest of Yorkshire Rotary club gammon, glowing puce!

It's more a violent shade of Orange.

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 10:58 (six years ago)

Gammon a l'Orange

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 11:01 (six years ago)

CBI shit is beautiful because there hasn't been a Labour party that's put the fear of god in those cunts since forever

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 11:04 (six years ago)

incidentally, many years ago I used to often deal with Terry Yorath at work. He's the most gammon looking motherfucker i've ever met, and a deeply unpleasant arrogant twat to boot.

calzino, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 11:05 (six years ago)

Also there aren't enough Remoaners flocking to Lib Dems that would hand lots of seats to the Lib Dems.

There might be in some middle class Remainiac areas and, anyway, it could still depress the Labour vote.

― Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 bookmarkflaglink

Like I said I am sure there are a few Lab/Lib Dem marginals but from what I am picking up there are higher numbers of Tory/Lib Dem marginals.

No doubt there will be a depression of the vote but I think Remoaners that I am talking about will go to the Greens - which to me is one more reason why that Labour candidate won't be voted off.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 11:07 (six years ago)

*Green as much as Lib Dems

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 11:07 (six years ago)

"we are unable to provide a breakdown of the £196bn figure as our members do not feel comfortable doing this..."

We are, however, more than comfortable for any lazy hacks to use this figure, go Boris.

Ned Trifle X, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 11:08 (six years ago)

that cbi thing is mostly about cost of re-nationalising the trains.

how is the stopping of the current rail franchise model, mentioned in the recent queen's speech, not the same thing?

https://inews.co.uk/news/politics/queens-speech-policies-boris-johnson-scrap-broken-rail-franchise-system-813497

(and, after the buses, this is the second labour transport policy they've co-opted)

koogs, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 11:10 (six years ago)

Like I said I am sure there are a few Lab/Lib Dem marginals but from what I am picking up there are higher numbers of Tory/Lib Dem marginals.

No doubt there will be a depression of the vote but I think Remoaners that I am talking about will go to the Greens - which to me is one more reason why that Labour candidate won't be voted off.

fwiw I was responding to the suggestion that the Lib Dem vote would suffer more than the Labour vote if Boris managed to cobble together a deal - I totally disagree with that, I reckon the Lib Dems would benefit from both the Tories and Labour.

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 11:12 (six years ago)

Idk Tom what is the LibDems brexit policy this week?

calzino, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 11:13 (six years ago)

Bollocks to it iirc.

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 11:16 (six years ago)

i saw an oddly sweaty-looking swindon being interviewed on bbc breakfast as i was leaving the house this morning and she was pushing for a second ref - weirdly no mention of revoke

expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 11:17 (six years ago)

revoke A50 is playing bridge with lord lucan rn

calzino, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 11:17 (six years ago)

after all that fanfare for it at their conference

calzino, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 11:19 (six years ago)

“BALLOTS TO BREXIT!!”

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 11:19 (six years ago)

Cobblers to Corbyn. Balls to Boris. The LD manifesto writes itself.

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 11:21 (six years ago)

it's something when a single issue party can't give any clarity on that position!

calzino, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 11:21 (six years ago)

is calling jo swinson jo swindon a deliberate thing?

conrad, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 11:24 (six years ago)

nope it’s autocorrect

see also: having to delete the apostrophe out of Lib Dems EVERY TIME

gyac, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 11:25 (six years ago)

jo swindon is her one true name, speaking it diminishes her occult power

expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 11:26 (six years ago)

like beloved ilx comrade karl malone, i never make typos

expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 11:26 (six years ago)

196 billion? Johnson can pledge/bung that before breakfast.

nashwan, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 11:27 (six years ago)

i saw an oddly sweaty-looking swindon being interviewed on bbc breakfast as i was leaving the house this morning and she was pushing for a second ref - weirdly no mention of revoke

No one has the faintest idea what she looks like so it might have been someone else

anvil, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 11:28 (six years ago)

it's quite confusing what with 'swindon' being the surname of jezza's arguably most-beloved twitter attack hound

imago, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 11:29 (six years ago)

her and that ilk of nominally left twitter are so shit!

calzino, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 11:36 (six years ago)

and a lot of that type are CW apologists or reactionary Labour Right tools.

calzino, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 11:39 (six years ago)

TS: the crank left Vs the crank melts

AOC endorsing Bernie reminds me of this all time classic tweet pic.twitter.com/ffI9t6XgBp

— 🎃 The Spooky Leftorium 👻 (@LeftoriumThe) October 16, 2019

be goose, do crimes (||||||||), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 11:39 (six years ago)

i don't mean blatantly labour Right, but it's under the surface of much of their shitposting.

calzino, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 11:40 (six years ago)

"I totally disagree with that, I reckon the Lib Dems would benefit from both the Tories and Labour."

Are the Lib Dems getting hold of Lambeth or something?

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 11:52 (six years ago)

certainly this is the first time that boris johnson has found himself in hot water over consent

Consent, not customs, is the sticking point between Johnson and the DUP now, according to a government source

— Henry Zeffman (@hzeffman) October 16, 2019

expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 11:55 (six years ago)

Re that JessPhillips/AOC tweet. One of my colleagues has stated similar before. He used the word 'bolshy' and I think maybe 'ballsy'

anvil, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 11:58 (six years ago)

who gives a fuck about ideology, the only important thing is appearing 'badass' to people for whom politics is entertainment

expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 12:01 (six years ago)

TS: the crank left Vs the crank melts
🐦[AOC endorsing Bernie reminds me of this all time classic tweet pic.twitter.com/ffI9t6XgBp🕸
— 🎃 The Spooky Leftorium 👻 (@LeftoriumThe) October 16, 2019🕸]🐦


Putting aside my scalding hate for that dreadful snide... “superior” 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

gyac, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 12:01 (six years ago)

yeah, there's a lot of problematic content in that one very short tweet right enough

expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 12:03 (six years ago)

freeman's twitter handle is clue enough as to her value as a person

imago, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 12:06 (six years ago)

presumably she's on the Spiked team now

imago, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 12:07 (six years ago)

I know J Phillips is content seen as low hanging fruit on here, but jesus that quip about filling no 10 Downing st with Ikea furniture as an authentocrat of the ppl statement!

calzino, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 12:11 (six years ago)

I can't keep up today but I need to lol J Phillips

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 12:15 (six years ago)

i hadn't heard about that so i looked it up and found this from the same interview, which... *shudder*

“I do want to do Strictly,” she added. “I’m not going to make any bones about that. I wouldn’t ever do it while I’m still a politician though.

"I would rather be the Prime Minister then go on Strictly, but I don’t see why I can’t be the first ex-Prime Minister to do it. I think there is an opening. Not in a Theresa May way - I can actually dance."

publically crowing about planning to fill downing street with mass-produced stuff from a multibillion-dollar foreign company rather than eg sustainably-produced furniture handmade in the uk seems pretty revealing about her priorities

expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 12:16 (six years ago)

and she talks like IKEA is cheap, it's like over a hundred quid for a basic kitchen table ffs!

calzino, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 12:19 (six years ago)

but her epic clapbacks tho

expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 12:20 (six years ago)

BREAKING: two senior EU sources say the main stumbling block to a deal has been removed with the DUP accepting the latest proposals on consent... Optimism a deal can now be done...

— Tony Connelly (@tconnellyRTE) October 16, 2019

scoop!

calzino, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 12:23 (six years ago)

can you move stumbling blocks with bales of cash?

calzino, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 12:23 (six years ago)

Look I don't want to be a misogynist but Jess is dregs

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 12:25 (six years ago)

why u hate women smdh

expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 12:27 (six years ago)

I'm saving all my misogynistic contempt for when her zany sitcom starts on the bbc.

calzino, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 12:30 (six years ago)

Somebody called Tom McTague (no, seriously) contradicting Tony Connelly's tweet.

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 12:41 (six years ago)

Tom McTague wrote betting the house, which is great, but he is a total prick about/to Irish people.

gyac, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 12:46 (six years ago)

aye good book that, typical English cunt tho!

calzino, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 12:50 (six years ago)

irish name, english attitude!

calzino, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 12:51 (six years ago)


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