US Politics, October 2019 — I guess statement you could say with thread. I made a thread. The thread was PERFECT.

Stoked for y'all to watch this debate so I can experience it vicariously through you

God help me, I have it on now

Guess prayer really does work, reception's out

poor Pelosi leadership

Is this story on the US news? Naturally Trump seems to have fucked up the meeting by ambushing the parents and thinking he was in some kind of fucking reality show. So, good for them they didn't go along with it.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-50064595

Harry Dunn's parents say the "bombshell was dropped" that the woman involved in their son's death was in the room next door to meet them as they met with President Trump.

They've refused to meet Anne Sacoolas unless it's on UK soil.

More here: https://t.co/QdL6dS1IH8 pic.twitter.com/DB1UbhgmbY

— Sky News (@SkyNews) October 16, 2019

'she killed your kid... and she's here tonight! big hand ladies and gentlemen for mrs! Anne! SACOOLAAAAAAAAS!'

Just in: Senior US official confirms what Kurdish sources have been telling me - that Turkey is advancing on the border town of Kobani, which Erdogan promised Trump he would not attack.

— Lara Seligman (@laraseligman) October 16, 2019

huh, weird that erdogan would take trump for a fool

Erdogan: “When Trump comes here I will talk to him” Turkey’s president says while snubbing Pence and Pompeohttps://t.co/llurmS1KXJ

— Haaretz.com (@haaretzcom) October 16, 2019

The bombing starts in 5 min, whoda thunk a dim toolbag like donny was unfit

Ok trying to force a “healing” moment by surprising grieving parents with their son’s killer is... horrendous but sort of funny. You can see what he was picturing, like the mawkish episodes of daytime talk shows where people are reunited with their long-lost relatives or something.

Naturally Trump seems to have fucked up the meeting by ambushing the parents and thinking he was in some kind of fucking reality show. So, good for them they didn't go along with it.

I imagine Trump looking at himself in the mirror saying "I pardon you."

i can't, people might accidentally get the impression that he was being polite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4AIakEoVbw

The Ukrainian prosecutor who compiled the seven-page dossier that accused Hunter Biden of corruption has been indicted three times on corruption charges and accused of bringing politically motivated criminal cases against his opponents, NYT reports.

Checks out.

grim lols at Trump trying his best Dr Phil impersonation

I imagine Trump looking at himself in the mirror saying "I pardon you."

“Pardon me”, he thinks to himself while knocking over a small child. “I would if I could, and maybe someday I’ll try”

wtf, scheme (if i even understand it) is monstrous and never funny for an actual president. it is an acceptable, 90s-era, dystopic, running man style gag imo.

Genuine divide among Hill Dems starting to emerge between those who want to throw fines or even jail at Rudy for defying subpoenas and those who believe—as one aide said—“they already have the Watergate tapes” and don’t need to overreact https://t.co/8l6YefmWfF

Via @sambrodey

— Sam Stein (@samstein) October 16, 2019

lock him up you absolute cowards

Anyone see the ProPublica story about Trump org apparently keeping two sets of books? That's full on tax fraud.

Okay Rudy is a private citizen and could potentially be arrested and detained for contempt of Congress.

I am more concerned with how to get government employees to comply with subpoenas and provide evidence. The guy they work for has ordered them not to cooperate with anything House Democrats ask for. He is making rhe argument that the investigation itself is illegitimate, and so therefore it is right and proper for the Executive Branch to disobey.

So say a House committee finds Pompeo (for example) in contempt, and Pompeo won't budge (because his boss told him not to, and he'll be fired if he cooperates). The Sergeant at Arms goes over to the State Department with a piece of paper saying he's there to arrest the Secretary of State. Armed DoS building security doesn't let him in the building. What then? A shootout between Capitol Police and the Diplomatic Protective Service?

That's why they should probably start with fines or withholding paychecks. But Rudy? Lock him up, at least for being such a loud, arrogant asshole.

Corey Lewendowski should have gotten the smackdown, too.

So say a House committee finds Pompeo (for example) in contempt, and Pompeo won't budge (because his boss told him not to, and he'll be fired if he cooperates). The Sergeant at Arms goes over to the State Department with a piece of paper saying he's there to arrest the Secretary of State. Armed DoS building security doesn't let him in the building. What then? A shootout between Capitol Police and the Diplomatic Protective Service?

it doesn't matter. If they don't comply with subpoenas, that's just one more obstruction of justice charge.

That at-large indicted Rudy buddy just arrested at JFK.

Trump is hoping that stonewalling = everything going to the Supreme Court (where "his guys" will side with him), but Congress has no incentive or requirement to go through the courts. Impeachment is strictly a Congressional process, which means Pelosi is in control.

Trump on Turkey/Syria via @colvinj: “All American soldiers are away from the site. Syria and Turkey can fight...They’ve got a lot of sand over there...“There’s a lot of sand that they can play with."

— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) October 16, 2019

how does this man have anything higher than a 0.00% approval rating outside of this dumb country

Anyone see the ProPublica story about Trump org apparently keeping two sets of books? That's full on tax fraud.

sad lol that this doesn't even register as a scandal because everyone assumed this is what he was doing anyway

I assume every rich person is fiddling their taxes tbf.

It's a bit more than fiddling to lie to the IRS, tbh.

We have a much simpler system in the UK, if you're rich enough you can get away with anything short of murdering a tax inspector.

Democrats never "overreact," that's how the Dubya Gang got off

FWIW the administration is not having great success preventing testimony https://www.politico.com/news/2019/10/15/donald-trump-impeachment-ukraine-investigation-046915

man, if Bolton is really the star witness that provides first-hand damning testimony that will be ... something

He's running...

(jk, I hope to hell not)

“Sand they can play with”?

That’s up there with the most racist things he’s said.

He's lost my vote, for sure.

the subject line for today's white house propaganda eblast is "Anti-Trump Rep. Schiff’s Secret Impeachment Hearings Are a Witch Hunt in a Fantasyland"

wow, fantasyland. got 'em

Uh oh, Disney lawsuit incoming!

you're bound to find more witches there tbf

keeping two sets of books

"That makes me smart!"

President Donald Trump on Wednesday insulted Kurdish forces under siege by the Turkish military in northern Syria, remarking from the Oval Office that those U.S.-allied soldiers who led the charge against Islamic State fighters in the region are “not angels.”

This was Rudy's favorite move every time the NYPD murdered a black person.

So tax fraud. We got em

Mission Accomplished. I might duck out of work early to catch a glimpse of trump getting hauled into federal court in manhattan.

I'd like to see ol' Donnie Trump wriggle...

He'll be locked up in the Bastille in no time.