Everyone gets an F
― jmm, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 21:44 (six years ago)
and that teacher...was Subway Jared
― frogbs, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 21:46 (six years ago)
Lol at the idea of a math teacher thinking his students should be proud of his ability to do 90% of his multiplication tables correctly
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 21:52 (six years ago)
I posted the gif on my FB, everybody clowned it but of course i got one "aw i find it lovely :((("
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 21:53 (six years ago)
"I took dozens of sips from my beer and no one congratulated me on it, yet when I poured the beer all over my lap everyone laughed."
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 21:55 (six years ago)
or, as it's more commonly explained in bad joke parlance: "but you fuck ONE monkey..."
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 22:47 (six years ago)
Literally the response i got from one friend
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 01:16 (six years ago)
i programmed this mars orbiter, and i got 90% of the code right, but people still laughed at me when it crashed
― wasdnuos (abanana), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 06:39 (six years ago)
https://img.gifglobe.com/grabs/thedaytoday/S01E03/gif/2R8vdagigMbD.gif
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 06:43 (six years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/fSQTfL7.jpg
― esempio (crüt), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:26 (six years ago)
considered...for what?
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:27 (six years ago)
uh, yr maxell's broken dude
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:32 (six years ago)
Xpost for employment at the Cassette Museum
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:35 (six years ago)
;_;
i wanna work at the cassette museum
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:39 (six years ago)
How fast can you respool a cassette?
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:40 (six years ago)
*folds hands*
how long is the cassette
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:47 (six years ago)
fuck. that's like responding to "how fast can you type" with "how long is the document"
i can respool at 5 cm/s.
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:49 (six years ago)
thats not very fast
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:05 (six years ago)
how unconsiderate
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:24 (six years ago)
i googled for 'cassette spool rate' and the first thing i found was 19 cm/s, so i figured i could respool at probably a quarter that, as a human being. my assumptions were off!
see, this is why no cassette museum in this entire country will hire me
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:36 (six years ago)
Hey...hey!
We have training programs. Do not give up.
Send me your resume @ basf✧✧✧@eudoram✧✧✧.c✧✧
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:39 (six years ago)
Basf666 at eudoramail dot com
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:40 (six years ago)
they say it takes money to make money, let me just go ahead and give you account and routing numbers as well
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:41 (six years ago)
BASF cassette orange is a very evocative colour.
― koogs, Sunday, 3 November 2019 19:21 (six years ago)
Ok mr Malone, you're in. I was on the fence, but my partner, Rhonda, recalled working with you in the past and gave a high recommendation.
You start Monday. Bring three fucked up or unspooled tapes to orientation Monday.
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2019 19:25 (six years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/LdBcelY_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 23:27 (six years ago)
a lot of memes atm are basically equivalent to the art of Piero Manzoni
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 23:40 (six years ago)
https://scontent-dfw5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/75303416_10157978125012932_4661563353376751616_n.jpg
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 9 November 2019 04:35 (six years ago)
https://scontent-dfw5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/75303416_10157978125012932_4661563353376751616_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&_nc_eui2=AeETCvoDxy5tz7ymYnCkznkvd9qTbpDC2pXMAdowJE6B7k-UGKSZSTbDxGwXDNkyI5PRz-GQsQv0xNTUh1t6EE9nAYwE0ju9XUndVmlk0AQwww&_nc_oc=AQmosF5IEHiLDunruGY02MLtEPfBh9BNtfv_OmQuUvELy-ayP37vP4-SPqdA5v4UgUE&_nc_ht=scontent-dfw5-1.xx&oh=51e7cf0e5219c17abcdd1ed7f00b4973&oe=5E5C0223
otm
― Titanic was cliched Marxist crap. (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 9 November 2019 06:59 (six years ago)
Today's Facebook history brought up this
https://pics.onsizzle.com/there-are-66-books-in-the-bible-subtract-your-age-5318169.png
― koogs, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 07:43 (six years ago)
(that last line is part of the image)
shout-out to the people born in the year 44 and still around nearly 2000 years later to be amazed
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 07:52 (six years ago)
well, no, for one thing. For another thing, what?
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 20:07 (six years ago)
(it worked in 2016 but only then if you weren't born after the middle of november. elementary maths wrapped up as mysticism)
― koogs, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 20:19 (six years ago)
yeah that should apply to literally no one now
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 20:57 (six years ago)
I am 66. My name is Jesus Christ.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 20:58 (six years ago)
er, I mean 116, lol, nm
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 20:59 (six years ago)
117
― wasdnuos (abanana), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 21:09 (six years ago)
aaaaaaah i meant 115
This is a spectacularly dumb reason to see the movie
https://i.ibb.co/vZmRrFB/FB-IMG-1573703801570.jpg
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 November 2019 03:57 (six years ago)
fan base activists are the most pathetic people on the island
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Thursday, 14 November 2019 04:12 (six years ago)
Like cool, i'll see this shit video game movie because Uwe Boll isn't directing it oh hey a film studio basically focus grouped a movie woooowie
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 November 2019 04:16 (six years ago)
When someone asks me if I saw the game last night pic.twitter.com/dNg2BCmqRC— Max Read (@max_read) November 28, 2019
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Thursday, 28 November 2019 12:13 (six years ago)
What does he say if people ask him about David Geithner
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 November 2019 14:51 (six years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/5pdN132.jpg
― Bo Johnson Overdrive (crüt), Saturday, 14 December 2019 16:07 (six years ago)
"i am a coked out wolf and i'm ready for a scrap"
― peloton for the painfully alone (m bison), Saturday, 14 December 2019 16:15 (six years ago)
So many passive aggressive or just plain aggressive memes shared on Facebook
― éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 14 December 2019 16:50 (six years ago)
make no mistake
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 14 December 2019 20:16 (six years ago)
"u probably wish i was dead, but if u don't please share this meme"
― 100 Percent That Grinch (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 December 2019 21:05 (six years ago)