Canceling Ellen and the NFL: QUEER FALL of 2019

girl you know i'm a Lebanese kid from Long Island, you know i already done that

hahaha

my other guess is .. sounding? what is all the rage right now anyways

ummm... first of all i am clearly showing my age thinking the expression was "ALL THE RAVE"

and second you totally already nailed it mappy

Which guess by map? Why not both? At the same time?

omg NO i cannot sound, that seriously sounds ridiculous
no i uh... quenched some guy's thirst tbh
I DIDN'T HATE IT

*coughdrop* I think there's a thread for this, winky emoji

i know i'm so sorry, you're totally right

that reminds me, today is the 20th anniv of the film Fight Club!

"Urine is sterile. You can drink it."

a supergay classic btw

https://thequietus.com/articles/27232-fight-club-anniversary

(The novel famously introduced the word “snowflake” into the political vocabulary, but its context is less often noted. In the film, Tyler says “you are not a unique snowflake” while ordering around a group of men working in his garden as an attempt at indoctrination).

I did not know this.

you are the all-singing all-dancing crap of the world

and boy are we

hi Brad!!! Brad i have always loved our shared music taste. have you been on these threads before???

I Lost My Coughdrop in El Se-culo

hi, Brad! If you're gonna hang out here, get used to stale jokes and fresh gays, or stale jokes and staler gays.

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hi i have only ever lurked on the gay thread before. awfully gay in here tbh

Ooh yes. Let’s please go down that badger hole now!

― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, October 9, 201

The cough drop thread. Omg.

the other day i said to someone, "i used to bounce around on dicks like it was my job."

and then i paused for a second, and was like, "wait, it WAS my job!"

lol.

escorting diary

oh hey, yeah! "i can feel your spirit!" wow.

how did I miss that thread??

actually I guess I wasn’t really reading ILX at the time but still wow

lol i had no idea!!!!!

sell the film rights, map

i'm supposed to have a date on dry land tonight... i feel like, really, i have to seem interesting at a restaurant? can't we just cut to the chase? like i have enough friends

u never know, surm

awwwww was that MORBS being optimistic??????? i feel like i'm...melting

I think he meant you could end up throwing up at the table.

do as i say not as i do

(havent had a date in maybe 15-20 years)

also i have maybe 2 gay friends in town

Morbs are you going to the second woman????????

Alfred, I thought I'd bring this hear rather than following up on the ILM tracks thread.

I like it too but voted for "Michael," which remains awesome. Not enough songs about your straight drunk friends getting frisky with you on the dance floor.

About a year or so ago I met this incredibly charismatic guy - good looking, not mega handsome or anything. I said to my friend that I liked this guy so much but couldn't really explain why. He's called Michael, She told me, and said he was straight but that men, gay and straight often felt that way about him, "in fact", she went on, "He's the Michael that the Franz Ferdinand song is about"! - She wasn't joking.

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The what?

About a year or so ago I met this incredibly charismatic guy - good looking, not mega handsome or anything. I said to my friend that I liked this guy so much but couldn't really explain why. He's called Michael, She told me, and said he was straight but that men, gay and straight often felt that way about him, "in fact", she went on, "He's the Michael that the Franz Ferdinand song is about"! - She wasn't joking.

― What a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (jed_),

HEY YOU

i'm also a little like EXCUSE ME to that

Morbz,

also i have maybe 2 gay friends in town

also EXCUSE ME.

having come back to ilx recently, i'm like " wow this is a nostalgia factory."

it kind of makes me feel old.

It's nostalgia only if posters get wobbly-chinned about the past. I see little evidence.

I dint know you were in this town, tabes

it was a piece at bam Morbsy

ummm listen, i'm in furniture hell

i realllllly want a decorator :/

Wow I have such a story to tell, but I can't so I won't, I'll just tell the ending:

1. My ex and I have agreed to live together for the rest of the year, sex = no, cuddling = yes, don't ask don't tell re: other activities, separate social circles. I'm trepidatious but optimistic.

2. I am rather suddenly extremely a very good bottom.

3. I have an NSA sex date with a female friend this week.

Pray for me, pray for this living arrangement to do what it's supposed to (make us friends again, as we were before we dated). Pray for my butthole. Pray for my poor gay soul.

xo

you can do it with your ex. if i could get thru getting out of an 18 yr relationship, you can so do it.

i think your BH will be the more difficult thing to take care of. sadly i don't have helpful tips on that front.

but i will definitely say a little prayer for your soul, even though i think you're a good person and you don't need it :P

Yeah! I think it will be tough, we were Really Happy for a Really Long Time but two months of weekly fights revealed a lot of problems and the decision to end it. The memory of “happiness” is still fresh and it’s painful, BUT with every relationship I’ve been in there’s been a shift to friendship that does happen and it’s the most wonderful feeling so I’m keeping my fingers crossed

Every night I'll say a prayer for your anus, fgti!

While riding I think of us, dear.

Rejected: I say a little prayer for poo.