In ancient times rockist critics were people who actually stoned you to death
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 18:09 (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― imago, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 18:18 (four years ago) link
i'm catching up on the list now. currently listening to camera obscura and trying to imagine 70th percentile missionary sex. would kind of make a good music video i think. the organ solo breakdown is the part where everything is where someone gets up to make sure the stove is turned off― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, October 17, 2019
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, October 17, 2019
70th percentile missionary sexthis is my favorite guided by voices song― flopsy bird (voodoo chili)
70th percentile missionary sex
this is my favorite guided by voices song
― flopsy bird (voodoo chili)
― Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 18 October 2019 02:11 (four years ago) link
oh my god voodoo A+
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 18 October 2019 02:45 (four years ago) link
Sounds like a King Crimson rehash.
― nickn, Friday, 18 October 2019 17:01 (four years ago) link
21st Century Thrusting Man
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Friday, 18 October 2019 17:04 (four years ago) link
Premier began work on the album in late 2017 while an urn with Guru’s ashes sat atop his production console.
― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Friday, October 18, 2019 12:57 PM (thirty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Hard to Urn
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, October 18, 2019 12:58 PM (thirty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― flopsy bird (voodoo chili), Friday, 18 October 2019 18:32 (four years ago) link
Hahahahaha
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Friday, 18 October 2019 18:34 (four years ago) link
https://tenor.com/uZlj.gif
― omar little, Friday, 18 October 2019 18:36 (four years ago) link
lol just came to post that
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 18 October 2019 18:46 (four years ago) link
i'm just imagining a Premier/urn collaboration like some 'wet hot american summer' can of mixed vegetables thing
― omar little, Friday, 18 October 2019 18:51 (four years ago) link
Formaldehyde was a popular drinkAnd it still is
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Friday, 18 October 2019 18:57 (four years ago) link
okay now
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 18 October 2019 19:01 (four years ago) link
there’s a chaaaaairman waiting in shanghaihe’d love to come and lead usbut his body count’s too high
― expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, October 20, 2019 8:10 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― pomenitul, Sunday, 20 October 2019 20:23 (four years ago) link
actual weeping
― the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Sunday, 20 October 2019 20:29 (four years ago) link
Agreed but couldn’t be bothered looking for this on zing
― gyac, Sunday, 20 October 2019 20:33 (four years ago) link
♪♩♫ thunder only happens when it's raining ♪♫♪
*water gently sprays onto the produce section*
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, October 24, 2019 8:57 AM (ten minutes ago)
― cheese canopy (map), Friday, 25 October 2019 00:17 (four years ago) link
u can't spell corny indie fuxxor without the xx
― the creator has a mazda van (NickB)
― Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 25 October 2019 14:34 (four years ago) link
One thing about sports talk is that I find it to be a very useful way of talking across geographic / political / social class boundaries and talking to strangers more generally. Like if you're in a bar and a game is on you can just say either "no way in hell was that pass interference" or "that was blatant pass interference, come on" and either way you are basically opening up a public conversation window.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, October 28, 2019 2:21 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
Just tried this, but the Nats fans in the bar all turned and looked at me funny.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, October 30, 2019 12:58 PM bookmarkflaglink
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 17:27 (four years ago) link
haaa
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 17:29 (four years ago) link
My favorite super hero is The Tick. I have a hard time imagining someone making fun of him.
― brain dead operatus (FlopsyDuck), Wednesday, October 30, 2019 6:21 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
Could he melt steel beams
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, October 30, 2019 6:55 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Thursday, 31 October 2019 05:53 (four years ago) link
Rebecca Ballhaus ✔@rebeccaballhausWhy Lev Parnas gave his company the somewhat questionable name of Fraud Guarantee: It was in part to clean up his Google search results, ensuring that the word “fraud” and his own name would be paired in a positive light.
ah if only Louis CK had named his production company Non-Consensual Masturbation
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, October 31, 2019 10:36 AM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 31 October 2019 14:50 (four years ago) link
Loooooool
― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 31 October 2019 15:05 (four years ago) link
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why are these dudes obsessed with frogs
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, November 11, 2019 2:26 PM (thirty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Wasn't Alex Jones obsessed with frogs, too?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, November 11, 2019 2:37 PM (twenty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
I'm not sure, is "frogs" a code-word for steroids?
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, November 11, 2019 2:39 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Or a pill that makes you 10% redder overnight?
― Maybe you wanna lay off the Mountain Dew, there, Burt. (Old Lunch), Monday, November 11, 2019 2:40 PM (twenty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Anyone remember like a decade ago when all the hormones in our water supply were supposed to be turning our frogs gay or something? Is that something to do with this? I'm so confused.
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Monday, November 11, 2019 2:40 PM (twenty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
whats wrong with frogs
― frogbs, Monday, November 11, 2019 2:46 PM (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― jaymc, Monday, 11 November 2019 21:11 (four years ago) link
It's not easy being green.
― nickn, Monday, 11 November 2019 21:23 (four years ago) link
cuet lol
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 11 November 2019 23:57 (four years ago) link
Do i say Chicken Kiev that way too?
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 November 2019 19:01 (twenty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
If you're in Ukraine, yes.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 14 November 2019 19:09 (nineteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
they just call it chicken there
― mh, Thursday, 14 November 2019 19:11 (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 November 2019 19:30 (four years ago) link
Akshually… they call it котлета по-київськи aka 'cutlet Kiev-style'.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 14 November 2019 19:36 (four years ago) link
Chief Keef iirc
― the guy from That Other Thread (breastcrawl), Thursday, 14 November 2019 19:48 (four years ago) link
aahh LBI did this better (and earlier) on the other thread I see
― the guy from That Other Thread (breastcrawl), Thursday, 14 November 2019 19:50 (four years ago) link
We were making up funny Joni song titles in the group chat and I've decided that it's very important that I write a song called "The Last Time I Saw Dick"
― that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, November 14, 2019 5:46 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
the last time i saw it was last night and let me tell you, it wasn't good
― surm, Friday, November 15, 2019 2:02 PM
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 November 2019 19:06 (four years ago) link
I WANNA SCREAM OUT "OK BOOMER"WHILE I DO YOU IN THE POOPERAMANDA
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, November 20, 2019 3:34 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
EVERYBODY BE ALL QUID PRO QUOTHAT ASS GOT ME QUID PRO WOAH
AMANDA
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, November 20, 2019 3:51 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
YOU'RE GONNA HEAR THE BED FRAME CRANCHWHILE I POO IN YOUR GRAN'S FLANGE
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, November 20, 2019 5:06 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
booooooooooooooooo
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, November 20, 2019 5:58 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 08:05 (four years ago) link
the script for The Incredibles is plot point for plot point and at every step philosophically a close approximation of The Fountainhead, if you don't see if you have blinders on i'm sorry that's simply how it is. nb i have neither seen the incredibles nor read the fountainhead.
― omar little, Wednesday, November 20, 2019 3:09 PM bookmarkflaglink
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 22:04 (four years ago) link
I hate myself for this, but he could have read the script of the Incredibles and seen the film of the Fountainhead.
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 23:07 (four years ago) link
I don't know about "awesome", but this sure seems like a prime example of audiophile snake oil to me:https://www.musicdirect.com/record-cleaning/last-record-preservativeKeep Your New Vinyl LPs Looking and Sounding Brand-New for Decades to Come with Last Record Preservative: Prevents Wear, Ticks, and Pops for Hundreds of Plays by Enhancing Molecular StabilityOnly $26 per ounce!― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, November 20, 2019 1:41 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglinkI am a chemist, this is how I break it down to an extentshouldn't say "molecular stability" as that refers to whether molecules break into smaller pieces or not. in general the stylus does not break molecules into smaller groups of atoms.what a stylus does do is break molecules apart from each other. i.e. it wears down the groove by tearing off tiny pieces of vinyl. the proper term for molecules sticking to each other is cohesion, so when they say they're improving cohesiveness they're actually using the right term.how do you keep the stylus from tearing off bits of vinyl? put a layer of something else on top of it to protect it. so my assumption is that the LAST record preservative is a thin lacquer that is applied over the grooves. so on the other hand, you're not really improving the cohesiveness of the molecules, you're just putting new molecules over the old molecules so the new molecules get worn off instead of the old one.TLDR - it's just a thin lacquer that you apply over the surface of the record to protect the grooves.― djdirtbagstyle, Thursday, November 21, 2019 8:08 AM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglinkdefinitely need a few gallons of this as the molecular cohesion of my records has really gone to shit over the last few years, can barely open the door of my record room, molecules all over the damn place― “Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Thursday, November 21, 2019 10:36 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglinkevery time i come home from the record store with new molecules of music, my partner is always on my case like "but you never listen to the molecules you already have!"― “Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Thursday, November 21, 2019 10:37 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 22 November 2019 00:00 (four years ago) link
seconded
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 22 November 2019 00:04 (four years ago) link
trying to think about notable australians whose deaths i would care about
None can and will ever compare to Steve Irwin ;_;
― 'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Wednesday, November 27, 2019 10:28 AM
that was honestly a sore one
― #FBPIRA (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, November 27, 2019 10:29 AM
stung a bit, yeah
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Wednesday, November 27, 2019 10:29 AM
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 18:31 (four years ago) link
Sad LOL
― 'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 18:32 (four years ago) link
darraghmac's a ray of sunshine.
― nickn, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 19:26 (four years ago) link
If yr looking to be edified, he's the manta do it.
― War Crimes Tribunal of the Network Stars (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 19:33 (four years ago) link
vg dm
― insecurity bear (sic), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link
felt mean tbh :(
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 20:11 (four years ago) link
Pierced by regret
― FBPRieu (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 20:25 (four years ago) link
an uncrikey story
― estela, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 22:41 (four years ago) link
giggling irl, thx everyone
― Book Doula (sleeve), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 23:21 (four years ago) link
yeah it's weird, Beck was so much more inventive, I think Brian Jones and Peter Green were so much better as blues players, yet Clapton was "God"
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, December 3, 2019 5:55 PM (thirty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
And the lord came down from above and yea he was the fifth or sixth best guitar player from his island in that specific era, and yea did he covet thy beatle’s wife, and yea was he racist.
― omar little, Tuesday, December 3, 2019 6:01 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― ☮ (peace, man), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 18:30 (four years ago) link
the gove raabs outgrieve
― éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, December 4, 2019 9:38 PM (yesterday)
― pomenitul, Thursday, 5 December 2019 08:39 (four years ago) link
A+
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 5 December 2019 08:44 (four years ago) link
I don’t get it! I’m dumb.
― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Thursday, 5 December 2019 11:57 (four years ago) link
https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/42916/jabberwocky
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Gove
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominic_Raab
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominic_Grieve
― pomenitul, Thursday, 5 December 2019 11:59 (four years ago) link
Oh, for gods sake! I used to know Jabberwocky by heart - but I was looking for a bible quote. It’s funny, now that I get it!
― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Thursday, 5 December 2019 12:01 (four years ago) link