PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

Seems a normal guy with not-at-all-illegitimate concerns
https://www.conservativehome.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Screen-shot-2015-03-27-at-09.02.32.png

dunty / spiked crossover event of the season

Quite incredible to make accusations of racism while branding someone who was born in Britain an immigrant. https://t.co/OuzhpLGHeb

— Ian Dunt (@IanDunt) October 15, 2019

It's true tho, I'm cool with white racists

dunty seems mostly fine, what am i missing

Everything

doesn't he defend corbyn from his fellow fbpers these days

My new Erotic Review piece, almost entirely on Tony Blair's penis, is here: http://tiny.cc/gv2yz.Unfortunately it's behind a paywall.

— Ian Dunt (@IanDunt) October 7, 2010

wait

wait no

only time i've ever felt grateful for the existence of a paywall

in fact i'm not sure there's any amount of money you could pay me which would make reading that feel acceptable

Tony Blair's penis

tiny.cc

Hehe

https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com%2FWendi%2BDeng%2BMurdoch%2BAustralia%2BWeek%2B2009%2BJacob%2BMR3ZxRN1-wfl.jpg&f=1&nofb=1

Dunty has worked very hard to atone for the fact that he...Did Brexit

I’ve located the piece in question & stand willing to take the fps as they come

http://eroticreviewmagazine.com/articles/horny-tony/

“On that night of the 12th May, 1994, I needed that love Cherie gave me, selfishly,” he wrote. “I devoured it to give me strength. I was an animal following my instinct, knowing I would need every ounce of emotional power to cope with what lay ahead. I was exhilarated, afraid and determined in roughly equal quantities.”

The first thought is, of course, disgust. Blair devouring, Blair as an animal. Then there is hilarity. Then, rather suddenly, the mind recoils in horror. It’s the imagery, you see. No matter, how developed the intellect, it’s simply impossible to get past the imagery.

Done

mods please delete this disgusting filth

PS: the excerpt is Blair’s description of the night John Smith died

Dunty is a total prick tbf

one of the great arguments against the wholesale adoption of naturism is that we can go through life without any mental pictures of the genitals of our politicians

I think this is the origin of misspelled Cromblyn btw

*JK Rowling sits at her typewriter*
"Harry... Potter... and the... Baying Rabble... of Scum"
Ch. 1
Joromy Crobyn was an evil wizard,

— JC (@jmsclee) August 31, 2016

one of the great arguments against the wholesale adoption of naturism is that we can go through life without any mental pictures of the genitals of our politicians

you might be able to but alas not all of us are so lucky xp

CLEE

Clee is the best

Paul Clee?

dee c lee iirc

deep cut dude

I am having a productive lunch break but VMIC I think this turned out closer to Slavic hardbass than the VONC / donk crossover promised.

https://soundcloud.com/user-604399650-995396746/vonc

i see 'clee' and the walls come tumbling down

hmmmm

Boris Johnson appears to be on the brink of reaching a Brexit deal after making major concessions to EU demands over the Irish border.

A draft treaty could now be published on Wednesday morning, according to senior British and EU sources.

It is understood that the negotiating teams have agreed in principle that there will be a customs border down the Irish Sea. The arrangement was rejected by Theresa May as a deal that no British prime minister could accept.

Johnson will still have to win over parliament – including the Democratic Unionist party and the hardline Tory Brexiters, the European Research Group – on the basis that Northern Ireland will still legally be within the UK’s customs territory.

What are his chances of getting this through parliament?

Once the ERG sell out the DUP, every chance.

cool that we might be getting a deal that theresa may thought was unconscionable, just an incredible feat of dealmaking from boris there

Extremely funny and even more so considering every oráiste north of the border was sending horrible messages to nationalists yesterday saying “Ulster’s British and so are you”.

It's a matter of posture – slouching makes all the difference.

I'll believe all this when I see it, obviously.

the only question worth answering is what the banter heuristic demands

We're getting different accounts of what might happen every 5 minutes.

I see theyworkforyou is a slur now

do not start me on that fucking discourse

NEW: Understand civil service chief Sir Mark Sedwill has advised No10 that it would be virtually impossible to hold an election this year any later than 12th Dec. After that practicalities are horrendous - school halls etc booked up for Christmas so no space for polling booths.

— Paul Brand (@PaulBrandITV) October 15, 2019

I was reading they might have to wait till February next year!

Cos of the lack of availability of venues?

Not sure what the reason was tbh.

we're going to end up with johnson presenting the may deal 2.0 to parliament aren't we?

Then Parliament reject it and he still gets his people v parliament election except with the Brexit Party against him and hence no real hope of winning.

Feels like second ref territory.

alternatively, it passes by 1-10 votes the brexit party disappears and we're fucked, not just for this but for the next five to infinity years.

If it does pass in single digits it could be a pledge/delivery made/huge Boris achievement> Election> Tory landslide.

I mean, there's going to be a Tory landslide whatever happens, given that the opposition leader is also a brexiteer, it will just be a bigger one.

On a majority of -43, with the DUP presumably also against? You’d have to be Stephen Kinnock to support it knowing it would be a huge win for the Tories and there aren’t 60 Kinnocks.

I mean, a lot depends on what this thing looks like, but I can’t see it being something unifying.

I hope I am wrong. I really do.