Elon Musk

move fast and dent things

some of these people just lack the MP

https://imgur.com/gallery/90y488u

nooooooooo

that is not safe for life

Thousands of pages of internal documents and testimony show that the CEO’s promises about SolarCity were misleading or false.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-11-13/elon-musk-s-solar-deal-has-become-top-threat-to-tesla-s-future

that shit was obvs so shady

like hey lets buy this debt ridden other company i own its a great deal weve got uh fuckin solar roof tiles

dude he shot a car into space

lol the dude I know who worked at SC and now works at Tesla explained that the SolarCity internal messaging was *very clear* that it wasn't an Elon Musk company, it was a completely unique and independent venture run by his cousin

then Tesla did that shit and the curtain was pulled back

So far, though, Musk has mostly adopted a defiant (if not irritated) tone at his two depositions. In a back-and-forth with the plaintiffs’ lawyer, whom Musk called “dude,”

When pressed for details on the challenges with the acquisition, Musk called the lawyer “shameful” and a “very, very bad person” for scrutinizing a company that’s trying to change the world for the better.

a ver bad dude

everyone sounding like Trump

destroying astronomy, the night sky now

https://www.businessinsider.com/spacex-starlink-satellites-risks-astronomy-space-junk-2019-11

The world needs fewer big stupid pickups rather than more but this might be the first tesla to actually look interesting.

Destroying science so that Musk can call anyone a pedophile anywhere on the globe.

same energy

https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2019/03/malcolm-abbott-caught-smoking-blunt-defending-parents-implicated-in-college-scandal.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=618&h=410&crop=1

whoops

Elon Musk’s glitzy unveiling of the first Tesla “cybertruck” descended into farce when a PR stunt testing the “bulletproof” body strength of the electric vehicle resulted in smashed windows.

The Blade Runner-meets-cyberpunk themed launch of the $39,900 (£30,000) futuristic armoured vehicle was meant to take aim at the traditional Detroit carmakers, proving that Tesla could make a credible electric version of America’s favourite vehicle, the pickup truck.

In a theatrical series of demonstrations hosted by Musk, black-clad Tesla staff attempted to demonstrate the vehicle’s durability with tests involving sledgehammers, a simulation of a 9mm bullet strike and hefty metal balls.

Franz von Holzhausen, Tesla’s chief designer, asked Musk if he could lob a metal ball at the window of the vehicle. “Really?” said Musk. The window smashed. “Oh my fucking God,” said Musk. “Maybe that was a little hard.”

Showing confidence in the vehicle, Von Holzhausen then suggested he should lob it at a second window. “Try that one? Really?” asked Musk moments before the rear window was also smashed. “It didn’t go through, that’s the plus side,” a stunned Musk said.

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/71fe1c4ee2c7b2481a269e7334821449c8ab7ef6/156_54_515_309/master/515.jpg?width=620&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=f1961a5d107b0e958879556d157a05b5

hefty metal balls

a rival weighs in:

Nobody *expected* the Land Shark either mate and it’s completely bollocks https://t.co/n0sY49WZa9 pic.twitter.com/DMUSf8LUlf

— GrumpySkeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) November 22, 2019

This is incredible.

https://i.imgur.com/y8tWsr4.jpg

Whatever its flaws, I love the design of this thing and hope they make it work eventually.

I mean
https://image.businessinsider.com/5dd7fb96fd9db26df212a4d8?width=700&format=jpeg&auto=webp

that's a deformed Honda Element right there

the haters are dead wrong, you're just not ready for it yet, it's beautiful

I'm into it. idk. Normal pickup trucks are the dumbest looking things on earth. At least this looks like a dumb sci-fi thing. I don't specifically care if you can throw a rock through the window.

I'm into it. idk. Normal pickup trucks are the dumbest looking things on earth. At least this looks like a dumb sci-fi thing. I don't specifically care if you can throw a rock through the window.

― ☮ (peace, man)

look, i try really hard to be a law-abiding citizen, but if i saw one of those things on the street i'd have a hard time _not_ throwing a rock at it

can we stop acting like this dude is a genius now

as my dad would say, "Who's 'we', Gunga Din?"

i mean

did this guy just commit some kind of fraud or is he just an idiot

― frogbs, Tuesday, August 7, 2018 7:46 PM (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink

if the first then the second

― mark s, Tuesday, August 7, 2018 7:50 PM (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink

some thoughts:

• Musk looked like a David Hasslehoff impersonator in that all black outfit
• the truck looks like a DeLorean draw by a four year old with a set square
• what happens if you're a pedestrian and you get hit by it?
• well at least BMW and Lexus SUV drivers won't be the biggest d-bags on the road now

I'd love to be somewhere where the BMW and Lexus SUVs are the worst

somehow the worst drivers here are driving suburbans or the fuck-off cadillac version of the same, still

ford raptors and their ilk easily the worst

The proper comparison is the APC from "Aliens:"

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f3/b7/09/f3b709697adb5fce00256d73d0451b2b.jpg

xp oh god they made the "badass" pickup not just with a huge engine but giant off-road shit too?

I think I've seen a couple. very bad, never used for practical cargo or tasks

lol I looked upthread and briefly thought the Muskrat (that's what it's called, right?) had a built in pool table.

https://media.wired.com/photos/593252a2a31264584499416b/master/w_660,h_363,c_limit/the-homer-inline2.jpg
L-R: car, Elon Musk

got a sudden urge to play PS1 games

He should do the RoboCop 6000 SUX next.

musk is just so not "a car guy"

A Florida dog put a car into reverse and drove it in circles for nearly an hour https://t.co/UrmKTDZCOh pic.twitter.com/MBWx4rXmLD

— CNN (@CNN) November 22, 2019

honestly that truck looks cool

yeah, it looks cool

i continue to 1) think elon musk is a sign of everything that is wrong with the world, and 2) hope that he succeeds in making people replace their vehicles with low-poly flatshaded electric vehicles with solar panels on the top

At best he's going to succeed in getting Trump to go all-in on a Musk military contract.

can't wait to see one of these ugly pieces of shit outfitted with a Punisher and Blue Lives Matter stickers, aggressively tailgating ppl on the freeway

Cybertruck Nuts.

How are you supposed to roll coal in an electruck tho

there's a button for that, but instead of undercombusted diesel fuel it spouts vape smoke