the CBI just posting as they usually do as well, cos think of how poor shareholders and corporate shills like Angela Smith will fare under Corbynism.
― gyac, Monday, 14 October 2019 09:01 (six years ago)
full face paint iirc
― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Monday, October 14, 2019 10:58 AM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
https://gunaxin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/davidputty-devils-e1299027960435.jpg
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 14 October 2019 09:08 (six years ago)
https://i.postimg.cc/Qthg8cJs/15974-CAE-BC0-B-4-A9-D-AE19-14-F461-A1-C966.jpg
― gyac, Monday, 14 October 2019 09:10 (six years ago)
brb gonna add to the ‘slashfic u wanna read’ thread
― NEWS Giant penis frog didn’t have a giant penis after all (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 14 October 2019 09:38 (six years ago)
Hmm
Britain's Home Office neither confirms nor denies it has identified sites to use as internment camps in the event of a no-deal Brexit, saying it needs a "safe space to develop ideas".12-page FOI refusal with my highlights below. Anyone with concrete info please get in touch. pic.twitter.com/HWby5AVY9r— Tom Wills (@TomWills) October 8, 2019
― nashwan, Monday, 14 October 2019 09:40 (six years ago)
look concentration camps are just one of the united kingdom's many historic inventions and we should respect our history by refusing to rule out expanding our existing suite of detention centres in the future, perhaps to provide temporary accommodation to people of interest in case of unexpected events
― NEWS Giant penis frog didn’t have a giant penis after all (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 14 October 2019 09:43 (six years ago)
― gyac, Monday, 14 October 2019 09:49 (six years ago)
henry and hetty have never ever done it
― imago, Monday, 14 October 2019 09:52 (six years ago)
probably best changing the subject re: proposed UK concentration camps and issuing some mealy mouthed hypocritical condemnations of Xi's latest human rights transgressions and then adding some played out fairy tale bollox about how the UK has always been a bastion of tolerance and freedom ...
― calzino, Monday, 14 October 2019 09:53 (six years ago)
Hmm🐦[Britain’s Home Office neither confirms nor denies it has identified sites to use as internment camps in the event of a no-deal Brexit, saying it needs a "safe space to develop ideas".12-page FOI refusal with my highlights below. Anyone with concrete info please get in touch. pic.twitter.com/HWby5AVY9r🕸— Tom Wills (@TomWills) October 8, 2019🕸]🐦
― gyac, Monday, 14 October 2019 09:54 (six years ago)
I was reading thru the potential proposals in the Queen's Speech and if the Tories win an election on that manifesto I swear I'll just kill myself
― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 October 2019 09:54 (six years ago)
I was thinking the same before election '17, not joking either!
― calzino, Monday, 14 October 2019 09:58 (six years ago)
Obv now there is a Britannia unchained gov in waiting, they might save some of us the job.
― calzino, Monday, 14 October 2019 10:05 (six years ago)
ironically, britannia can only be unchained by locking up half the country
― NEWS Giant penis frog didn’t have a giant penis after all (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 14 October 2019 10:39 (six years ago)
Transport minister Chris Heaton-Harris said travellers also needed to “do their bit” too. He said:"We want residents in Kent and hauliers travelling from across the EU to be reassured that there are robust plans in place to deal with any disruption in the event of a no-deal Brexit.We now need everyone to do their bit. Whether you are travelling to see family, heading to work or transporting vital goods around the country, please check before you travel to ensure you know what to expect and have the right documents when heading to the border."
"We want residents in Kent and hauliers travelling from across the EU to be reassured that there are robust plans in place to deal with any disruption in the event of a no-deal Brexit.
We now need everyone to do their bit. Whether you are travelling to see family, heading to work or transporting vital goods around the country, please check before you travel to ensure you know what to expect and have the right documents when heading to the border."
Fuck expecting people to "do their bit". Cheeky cunt.
― Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Monday, 14 October 2019 10:44 (six years ago)
we need everyone to do their bit by being prepared to be stuck in their cars for up to six days on motorway heading into dover
also, they should fully expect to be disappeared to a cargo container on the isle of wight for an indeterminate period if they choose to travel without their passport, birth certificate, driving licence, netflix login and a set of crisp £10 bills to bribe border officials
― NEWS Giant penis frog didn’t have a giant penis after all (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 14 October 2019 10:50 (six years ago)
The local press is starting to raise awareness that Kent's essentially going to be turned into a vast holding site for lorries - though being Kent they're also playing up the angle that the holding site will be rife with gangs, drugs, etc, etc.
― Srinivasaraghavan VONCataraghavan (ShariVari), Monday, 14 October 2019 10:52 (six years ago)
mediocre club cricketers
― imago, Monday, 14 October 2019 10:54 (six years ago)
hops
gotta go to the West Midlands next spring, hope you have all this sorted by then. can bring a can of human flesh to offer to the bandits if needed.
― L'assie (Euler), Monday, 14 October 2019 10:55 (six years ago)
I gather Dennis Skinner heckled by naming his favourite Phil Collins song (it's a good one tbfttlexitlad)
― nashwan, Monday, 14 October 2019 10:59 (six years ago)
sussudio is a weird heckle but fair play to the lad all the same
― NEWS Giant penis frog didn’t have a giant penis after all (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 14 October 2019 11:04 (six years ago)
You can't hurry, love.
― Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Monday, 14 October 2019 11:06 (six years ago)
pic.twitter.com/C3yZzQd7u0— Isabel Hardman (@IsabelHardman) October 14, 2019
memerific
― pomenitul, Monday, 14 October 2019 11:17 (six years ago)
Oblomovian painting in the middle there makes it even better
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 14 October 2019 11:25 (six years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EG1UcDQWoAAxwx1?format=png&name=small
― gyac, Monday, 14 October 2019 11:26 (six years ago)
Good catch!
xp
― pomenitul, Monday, 14 October 2019 11:26 (six years ago)
LOOOOL knew that pic of Corbyn grimacing (the camera person was about to trip over a thing, apparently) would wind up here.
― coup de twat (suzy), Monday, 14 October 2019 11:37 (six years ago)
Please check before travelling by reading the absolutely zero useful information the government has put out. An excellent idea and one I wish I'd thought of
The inlaws intend to come over from Ireland at Christmas, in a caravan, possibly with a dog, and all the information says is "check before travelling", "check with your vet 4 months before travelling" - well, we don't have 4 months, and I don't think asking a vet here or there is going to provide any useful information yet
this is less interesting than "will we still have food by Christmas" and "will my mother still be alive if she can't get her big box of medical supplies from the chemist every month" but it's all just more layers of fun, it's brilliant, thank you Tory government
― a passing spacecadet, Monday, 14 October 2019 11:48 (six years ago)
+BREAKING+EU leaders have reached internal agreement to potentially offer Britain a 9-12 month Brexit extension.— Nick🇬🇧🇪🇺 (@nicktolhurst) October 14, 2019
― stet, Monday, 14 October 2019 12:05 (six years ago)
lol hysterical timing
― gyac, Monday, 14 October 2019 12:06 (six years ago)
"There's no way Bojo can succesfully claim an extension as a victory!"
Bojo succesfully claims an extension as a victory
"Hrmp, yeah. Nevertheless!"
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 14 October 2019 12:11 (six years ago)
an extension which, to be clear, he has not yet asked for and has repeatedly claimed he will not request
― NEWS Giant penis frog didn’t have a giant penis after all (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 14 October 2019 12:15 (six years ago)
I do appreciate the "generosity" (nudgenudgewinkwink) of the EU. Ideally they'd have offered a take it or leave it extension of ten years. 6 to 9 months will make things more difficult for Bojo, I must admit on second inspection of... *peers at screen* the Grauniad's live blog.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 14 October 2019 12:19 (six years ago)
Haven't seen that reported anywhere else tbh.
― Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Monday, 14 October 2019 12:21 (six years ago)
Meanwhile, fuck the Home Office
The British Home Office has won its appeal against an immigration tribunal ruling which found that people born in Northern Ireland are not automatically British.The woman at the centre of the case, Emma DeSouza, from Magherafelt, Co Derry, applied for a residence card for her US-born husband Jake. She made the application identifying herself as an Irish citizen.The UK Home Office rejected the application on the grounds that it considered Ms DeSouza a British citizen. Officials told her she could either reapply identifying herself as British, or renounce her UK citizenship and reapply as an Irish citizen.
― gyac, Monday, 14 October 2019 12:28 (six years ago)
A huge extension would cause so much chaos inside the Tories, it's only the impending deadline that's keeping them together rn
― stet, Monday, 14 October 2019 12:32 (six years ago)
If it happened.
― Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Monday, 14 October 2019 12:37 (six years ago)
I’m proud we have a leader who holds this silver spooned millionaire Tory boy in such contempt pic.twitter.com/fD7K3XOmxA— Liam Young (@liamyoung) October 14, 2019
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 14 October 2019 12:39 (six years ago)
fuck business was the only sensible thing bojo ever said
1. The CBI's £196b figure is absurd - it adds a 30% mark up to asset values on "historical precedent" 🧐2. The CBI report says it only looks at the costs not the benefits🤦♂️3. The CBI uses private letters with Govt but a loudhailer with Labour. Why?🤔https://t.co/bEoCUFOXsy— Tom Kibasi (@TomKibasi) October 14, 2019
― be goose, do crimes (||||||||), Monday, 14 October 2019 13:02 (six years ago)
i am not an economist but looking at the costs while ignoring the benefits seems... problematic
― NEWS Giant penis frog didn’t have a giant penis after all (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 14 October 2019 13:04 (six years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EG1IrDFX4AA1GvE?format=jpg&name=largeJust posting this as a reminder for the next time someone says “but the right wing press doesn’t matter!/Labour should be able to overcome the right wing press/the right wing press doesn’t influence opinions!” & would also urge you to google hate crimes against people with disabilities as recorded by the home office.
― gyac, Monday, 14 October 2019 13:15 (six years ago)
seriously advocate inviting Greg Hurst to have a long hard look at himself just in case there's an iota of humanity in there somewhere
― calzino, Monday, 14 October 2019 13:18 (six years ago)
iirc funding for students with special needs hasn't been allocated separately to the whole budget since at least the introduction of EHCPs, leading, one might say inevitably, to a cut in the money allocated to support those students as it disappeared into the general pot
presumably some disingenuous cunt at the Times has just found out about this and reversed the logic
― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 October 2019 13:20 (six years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EG1WRA2X4AAeFNQ?format=jpg&name=largeAssume this means regularising the provisions of the CTA in statute & the exceptions are criminals or w/e, but jfc all the same at that wording 😬
― gyac, Monday, 14 October 2019 13:23 (six years ago)
here we go, from a SEND Support charity's FAQ:
Skip to content Home About Our service Confidentiality policy For parents and carers For children and young people Impartiality policy For parents and carers For children and young people What we mean by ‘impartial’ Local information, advice and support services What we mean by ‘information, advice and support’ Information, advice and support Schools Academies Funding agreements Having difficulties or not making progress Bullying Choosing a school Exclusions Factsheet (PDF) Funding for SEN in mainstream schools Information that should be available to you Out of school/no school place? Preparing for the move to secondary school Role of the SENCO SEND support arrangements SEN Support in mainstream schools Transport Advocacy Annual review Timeframes What is an Annual Review? Appeals, tribunals and mediation Appeal process and mediation Appeal process – after lodging your appeal If you don’t agree with a decision Legal Aid for educational law matters Mediation Advice One-page guide to challenging an EHCP decision (PDF) Compliments, comments and complaints Adult social care complaints The process What if I do not agree with decisions about SEN provision? EHCPs After you have checked a Plan (PDF) Banding, special educational provision and EHC plans Checking an EHCP EHCP and the section contents (PDF) EHC needs assessments EHC plans Model letters Partnership Resource Forum (PRFs) Early Years Early Years Funding Early Years SEND Advisors Meetings Moving to Surrey Out of school Support from the LA if my child is out of school for any other reason Personal Budgets Benefits and tax credits (contact.org) Contact information sheet (PDF) Local Offer guidance Personal budgets for SEND SEN Support process How it’s funded In mainstream schools Policies and legislation Surrey policies Children, Schools and Families privacy notice Complaints Corporate privacy notice Policy for dyslexia Right Provision at the Right Time Surrey Short Breaks for Disabled Children Travel Assistance Policy: 0-25 years Privacy notice Legislation Children and Families Act 2014, Part 3 The ‘Best Endeavours’ duty The Equality Act 2010 (Disablity) Regulations 2010 SEND Code of Practice 0-25 years SEND Regs 2014 What is the SEND Code of Practice? Useful links SEND information and advice providers Cerebra Contact (charity) Overview (WORD) Council for Disabled Children (CDC) Multi-Agency Safeguarding Hub (MASH) National Autistic Society Surrey Branch (Early Years) SEND Advisors SEND Team contact details Family Information Service Family Voice Surrey Special Needs Jungle IPSEA Surrey Local OfferHow is SEN Support funded in schools?This information is about funding for special educational needs (SEN) in mainstream schools. This includes academies and free schools.Contents What is SEN funding for? Where does funding for SEN come from? Funding for SEN provision is from three sources (“elements”) Who manages the school’s SEN resources? How can I find out what support and resources my child is getting? Where can I get further information, advice or support?What is SEN funding for? The SEND Code of Practice says schools must: “…use their best endeavours to make sure that a child with SEN gets the support they need – this means doing everything they can to meet children and young people’s SEN”. (6.2)Schools should use some of their budget to buy resources and make provision for children who need additional help. This can take many forms. For example, children with SEN might need: changes to the curriculum; special equipment or teaching materials; the use of additional information technology; small group work; support in the classroom; and a base to work in or have quiet time.Return to topWhere does funding for SEN come from?All mainstream schools receive money for special educational needs support and resources. Schools can decide how to spend this money. This is called “delegated” funding because it is given (delegated) to schools by local authorities or the Education Funding Agency from money they receive from central government.The SEN part of the school’s income is sometimes called the “notional” SEN budget because it is not based on the school’s actual numbers of pupils with special needs, but on a formula.
Home About Our service Confidentiality policy For parents and carers For children and young people Impartiality policy For parents and carers For children and young people What we mean by ‘impartial’ Local information, advice and support services What we mean by ‘information, advice and support’ Information, advice and support Schools Academies Funding agreements Having difficulties or not making progress Bullying Choosing a school Exclusions Factsheet (PDF) Funding for SEN in mainstream schools Information that should be available to you Out of school/no school place? Preparing for the move to secondary school Role of the SENCO SEND support arrangements SEN Support in mainstream schools Transport Advocacy Annual review Timeframes What is an Annual Review? Appeals, tribunals and mediation Appeal process and mediation Appeal process – after lodging your appeal If you don’t agree with a decision Legal Aid for educational law matters Mediation Advice One-page guide to challenging an EHCP decision (PDF) Compliments, comments and complaints Adult social care complaints The process What if I do not agree with decisions about SEN provision? EHCPs After you have checked a Plan (PDF) Banding, special educational provision and EHC plans Checking an EHCP EHCP and the section contents (PDF) EHC needs assessments EHC plans Model letters Partnership Resource Forum (PRFs) Early Years Early Years Funding Early Years SEND Advisors Meetings Moving to Surrey Out of school Support from the LA if my child is out of school for any other reason Personal Budgets Benefits and tax credits (contact.org) Contact information sheet (PDF) Local Offer guidance Personal budgets for SEND SEN Support process How it’s funded In mainstream schools Policies and legislation Surrey policies Children, Schools and Families privacy notice Complaints Corporate privacy notice Policy for dyslexia Right Provision at the Right Time Surrey Short Breaks for Disabled Children Travel Assistance Policy: 0-25 years Privacy notice Legislation Children and Families Act 2014, Part 3 The ‘Best Endeavours’ duty The Equality Act 2010 (Disablity) Regulations 2010 SEND Code of Practice 0-25 years SEND Regs 2014 What is the SEND Code of Practice? Useful links SEND information and advice providers Cerebra Contact (charity) Overview (WORD) Council for Disabled Children (CDC) Multi-Agency Safeguarding Hub (MASH) National Autistic Society Surrey Branch (Early Years) SEND Advisors SEND Team contact details Family Information Service Family Voice Surrey Special Needs Jungle IPSEA Surrey Local Offer
How is SEN Support funded in schools?
This information is about funding for special educational needs (SEN) in mainstream schools. This includes academies and free schools.Contents
What is SEN funding for? Where does funding for SEN come from? Funding for SEN provision is from three sources (“elements”) Who manages the school’s SEN resources? How can I find out what support and resources my child is getting? Where can I get further information, advice or support?
What is SEN funding for?
The SEND Code of Practice says schools must:
“…use their best endeavours to make sure that a child with SEN gets the support they need – this means doing everything they can to meet children and young people’s SEN”. (6.2)
Schools should use some of their budget to buy resources and make provision for children who need additional help. This can take many forms. For example, children with SEN might need:
changes to the curriculum; special equipment or teaching materials; the use of additional information technology; small group work; support in the classroom; and a base to work in or have quiet time.
Return to topWhere does funding for SEN come from?
All mainstream schools receive money for special educational needs support and resources. Schools can decide how to spend this money. This is called “delegated” funding because it is given (delegated) to schools by local authorities or the Education Funding Agency from money they receive from central government.
The SEN part of the school’s income is sometimes called the “notional” SEN budget because it is not based on the school’s actual numbers of pupils with special needs, but on a formula.
Money for support is allocated to every school, most of them have plundered it for years to pay for non-specialist stuff like leak-free roofs, teachers, etc etc
― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 October 2019 13:24 (six years ago)
shit, bad bit of cut and paste there, i've got a thick head. the last two or three sentences are particularly relevant.
― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 October 2019 13:25 (six years ago)
this post otm
Here you go @thetimes I’ve corrected headline for you.“All pupils are missing out on education because schools are underfunded. Government and Councils would rather we blamed children with disabilities for asking for their statutory rights’. https://t.co/STEZ4ZQxf3— Anita Kerwin-Nye (@anitakntweets) October 14, 2019
― a passing spacecadet, Monday, 14 October 2019 13:27 (six years ago)
BINGO
― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 October 2019 13:27 (six years ago)
extremely otm, the framing of that story is absolutely fucking disgusting
― NEWS Giant penis frog didn’t have a giant penis after all (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 14 October 2019 13:37 (six years ago)