US Politics, October 2019 — I guess statement you could say with thread. I made a thread. The thread was PERFECT.

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“25% percent want the the President impeached” is, no surprise, utter horseshit. He’s at 55% in favor of impeachment in the latest Fox poll. I’m so sick of this lying liar I just can’t even.

A breezy pop-rock feel fairly typical of the mid-'80s (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 10 October 2019 00:13 (six years ago)

I assume he means 25% of Republicans. (Which is a pretty high number.) Democrats don't count.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Thursday, 10 October 2019 00:17 (six years ago)

Apparently neither does he

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 October 2019 00:18 (six years ago)

He doesn’t want to be my president, I don’t want him to be my president, and yet, here we are

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 10 October 2019 00:25 (six years ago)

-howlin wolf

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 October 2019 00:33 (six years ago)

Frampton comes alive

What is the point of a subpoena if, when handed it, you can just say “No” and we go, “Ok, sorry to bother you”. Raid the f_ckers and get what we are asking for!

— Peter Frampton (@peterframpton) October 8, 2019

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 October 2019 12:04 (six years ago)

oooo baby i love your post

to regain his mental focus, he played video-game golf (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 October 2019 12:05 (six years ago)

he feels like we do

maffew12, Thursday, 10 October 2019 12:08 (six years ago)

Oh won't you show us the tax returns?

Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 October 2019 12:21 (six years ago)

Once you've lost the '70s AOR stalwarts, it's all downhill.

Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 October 2019 12:22 (six years ago)

What do Don 'n' Ghost of Glenn think?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 October 2019 12:51 (six years ago)

Joe Walsh too.

blows with the wind donors (crüt), Thursday, 10 October 2019 12:51 (six years ago)

xp!

blows with the wind donors (crüt), Thursday, 10 October 2019 12:52 (six years ago)

he's mad at Fox

From the day I announced I was running for President, I have NEVER had a good @FoxNews Poll. Whoever their Pollster is, they suck. But @FoxNews is also much different than it used to be in the good old days. With people like Andrew Napolitano, who wanted to be a Supreme....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 10, 2019



...Court Justice & I turned him down (he’s been terrible ever since), Shep Smith, @donnabrazile (who gave Crooked Hillary the debate questions & got fired from @CNN), & others, @FoxNews doesn’t deliver for US anymore. It is so different than it used to be. Oh well, I’m President!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 10, 2019



"Oh well, I'm President" would be a good thread title

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 10 October 2019 13:19 (six years ago)

How do his fans read this stuff and not think just a little bit that he might be a whiny bitch?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 10 October 2019 13:22 (six years ago)

Game fail to recognize game, I guess.

Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 October 2019 13:26 (six years ago)

At any rate, this is a whiny bitch tangent I can get behind 100%.

Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 October 2019 13:27 (six years ago)

that is pretty much the most baffling thing to me about the DJT cult of personality

I enjoy the ambiguity of "doesn't deliver for *US* anymore"

rob, Thursday, 10 October 2019 13:28 (six years ago)

the idea that Fox News's job is to make up fake polls kinda says it all about his worldview

frogbs, Thursday, 10 October 2019 13:33 (six years ago)

There is a non-negligible chance that, before our national nightmare has ended, Trump will have tweeted a scathing denunciation of at least one member of his immediate family.

Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 October 2019 13:36 (six years ago)

When your world view is so corrupt and crazy that conspiracy theorists are your primary source of news and information, even a organization 95% in the tank for you like Fox is going to seem suspect.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 October 2019 13:38 (six years ago)

I read that thing about "raid the fuckers" and while I agree with the spirit, it is ignoring the central fact here: pretty much all the people with guns work in the Executive Branch and therefore the President is their supervisor.

There is a Capitol Police Force, theoretically accountable to the Legislative Branch, but it is kinda severely outgunned by the Secret Service, Federal Protective Service, and the FBI - not to mention the Army, Marines, Navy, etc. (all of whom work for the President and cannot be ordered to arrest him nor allow a raid on his office).

Saint Buffy (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 10 October 2019 13:45 (six years ago)

Who needs a gun when you have the old index finger in the jacket pocket trick?

Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 October 2019 13:48 (six years ago)

Yeah but until the House tries to use the Capitol police to arrest people who are ignoring subpoenas, the Republicans are implicitly using force to violate the Constitution... arresting people and jailing them will either A. work and they'll start getting some testimony and evidence or B. make explicit that Republicans are using force, criminally, defying the law. Same theory with making Republicans in the Senate vote on impeachment... probably won't work in the sense that Trump won't be impeached, but it moves the blame for Trump where it belongs, on the entire Republican party, not just Trump.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 10 October 2019 13:53 (six years ago)

the Secret Service, Federal Protective Service, and the FBI - not to mention the Army, Marines, Navy, etc.


All of these people swear an oath to defend the Constitution, not the office of the President.

El Tomboto, Thursday, 10 October 2019 13:59 (six years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGhYhgoWoAEYS77?format=jpg&name=medium

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 October 2019 14:15 (six years ago)

is Eric drinking a Manhattan?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 October 2019 14:16 (six years ago)

or Old Fashioned?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 October 2019 14:16 (six years ago)

That's DJTJ. Given the amount of coffee on the table I'm going to say it's early, so ... iced tea. Spiked with whiskey.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 October 2019 14:24 (six years ago)

Seems like the Trumps would be all about drinking iced tea from Jack Daniel's bottles.

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 10 October 2019 14:46 (six years ago)

People of the future are going to ask how people of the past could have possibly ever failed to see such brazen and overt and far-ranging corruption for what it so obviously is.

Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 October 2019 14:48 (six years ago)

the last few years have cemented the idea (to me, at least) that people do see it, they just don't care as long as they think it's working for them

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 10 October 2019 14:51 (six years ago)

...which is probably how people end up joining in on corruption if they get a chance

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 10 October 2019 14:52 (six years ago)

very nice of the president to spread the Good News about corruption to the population at large

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 10 October 2019 14:52 (six years ago)

idk, people are impressed by expensive watches. People are fucking dumb.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 10 October 2019 14:52 (six years ago)

It's like a murder mystery where the investigators stand gathered around the mutilated remains unable to ascertain whether a homicide even took place while the guilty party walks among them wearing the victim's head like a hat.

Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 October 2019 14:53 (six years ago)

more like Prosecutors pointing at the head and half of the jury thinking, "But if he was guilty he wouldn't be wearing the head."

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 10 October 2019 14:56 (six years ago)

white ethnocentrism combined w low or no taxes for billionaires & corporations is apparently the magical elixir

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 10 October 2019 14:57 (six years ago)

It's hard to construct a sufficient metaphor given the fact that the world has become so much stupider than I ever could've imagined. And I can imagine some truly stupid shit.

Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 October 2019 15:06 (six years ago)

*guy with head on his head nods*

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 10 October 2019 15:11 (six years ago)

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/muckraker/giuliani-pals-tied-to-ukraine-scheme-arrested-on-campaign-finance-charges🕸


This seems like a new kind of bad news for the president and kind of a big deal?

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 10 October 2019 15:12 (six years ago)

People of the future are going to ask how people of the past could have possibly ever failed to see such brazen and overt and far-ranging corruption for what it so obviously is.

I'm asking now!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 10 October 2019 15:14 (six years ago)

This seems like a new kind of bad news for the president and kind of a big deal?

in one reality, yes.
but in another, it is more evidence of a coup

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 10 October 2019 15:17 (six years ago)

xpost I mean like asking how anyone who remained largely coma-free from 2015 on could have possibly failed to connect the dots which Trump & Co. have very generously painted in day-glo colors and pointed to daily, saying 'here is a dot, and there is the next dot, please let me know if you need help locating the dot after that one'.

Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 October 2019 15:18 (six years ago)

The duo were arrested Wednesday night at Washington-Dulles International airport, while reportedly trying to flee the country. They had depositions before Congress scheduled for today and tomorrow.

hmm

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 10 October 2019 15:18 (six years ago)

Tomboto re: FBI/Army:

All of these people swear an oath to defend the Constitution, not the office of the President.

True, but they also all know what their chain of command is and where it ultimately leads. If no one with direct authority over them tells them to do something, they won't do that thing.

Of course, while I was having these thoughts for the bazillionth time, someone seems to have been able to order arrests of the Rudy Boys. So maybe there's someone with a pulse out there.

Saint Buffy (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 10 October 2019 15:20 (six years ago)

It's like a murder mystery where the investigators stand gathered around the mutilated remains unable to ascertain whether a homicide even took place while the guilty party walks among them wearing the victim's head like a hat.

https://media1.giphy.com/media/e0ewvqOW0Z9PG/giphy.gif

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 October 2019 15:26 (six years ago)

https://cdn.talkingpointsmemo.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/Screen-Shot-2019-10-10-at-11.36.39-AM.png

just two guys trying to get to the bottom of potential corruption in ukraine...that involved joe biden and his son, i mean

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 10 October 2019 15:42 (six years ago)

https://www.writeups.org/wp-content/uploads/Thing-Marvel-Comics-Fantastic-Four-Ben-Grimm-Early.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 October 2019 15:44 (six years ago)


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