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zing!

― amon (eman), Friday, 18 March 2005 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

commiserations.

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 18 March 2005 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.yanmarmarine.com/img/bg_home_parel.gif

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Mmmmmmm organic...

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Awww, you guys...

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 18 March 2005 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I never realized how much the inside of an oyster shell resembles the glistening beauty that is the inside of a hoo-ha.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 18 March 2005 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

A what? OH! You mean a CHA-CHA!

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Everything about an oyster, right down to the taste, resembles a hoo-ha. It's an amazing, amazing food.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you more of a lemon or shallot vinaigrette kind of guy, Kenan?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 18 March 2005 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Tabasco.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

between seeing luna's pic from the underwear thread and not understanding at all how it can be the least bit difficult for her to get some and then reading thermo's post about sex with a girl as a 'chore', i begin to realize... FFS ppl there is no hope!!

Seriously ... wtf, Thermo? If you're going to be that way then send the ones you don't want over to me :)

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 18 March 2005 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, Yes. Bring us the wenches. The sultry bitch with the fire in her eye -- strip her naked and bring her to me.

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I have this very unfortunate image in my head now of someone about to go down on a girl and contemplating the condiment choices. Something tells me she might not appreciate tabasco...

xpost

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.luckymojo.com/cornocrown.gif

BEHOLD: TEH ITALIAN HORN

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.afgrant.com/images/kissonline/blood5.jpg

BEHOLD, GENE SIMMONS GOT THE SCRATCH FOR YR ITCH

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh fuck.

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Looks like he overdid it on the Tabasco there.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

(Or maybe he was trying to look more gangsta.)

(BTW -- this thread is no longer horny. More oysters, plz.)

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

How about some orchids instead?
http://www.peruvianorchids.org/peocx1712.gif

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cyberpathway.com/art/lane/okeef.jpg

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

(beat me to it)

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.lib.utexas.edu/geo/BalconesEscarpment/oysters.gif

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.completesite.com/cbweekly%5Cimages/12682444image.JPG

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is no longer horny again.

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a long thread, what's it about?

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

It shouldn't be this much of a struggle to keep it alive.

Here. This should about do it.

http://giganticmag.com/images/pic1b.gif

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Suggesting tabasco in the oysters-as-poontangs metaphor, not sexy.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

classique

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

That's an intriguing picture.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Hot diggity.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.tragsnart.co.uk/arthub/okeeffe/okeeffe03.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

That's a suggestive picture.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

It's an iris!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.taschen.com/media/images/270/ecard_kroll_01.jpg

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000025OR.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Somehow, 'hot diggidy'is the perfect response to teh lesbians. The same can't be said for Loverboy, because loverboy has always sucked.

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I know. Sorry.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Luna's pic...I'm suddenly taken by an...overWHELMing urge...to visit...a GARden.

― Christopher Walken (nickalicious), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.soft-fetish.com/slip1.jpg

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

dammit

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I shall now dump a tray of icecubes down my pants. Thank you.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

http://home.cuffs.com/sasha/galleries/vintage_galleries-20/tn_perversity-01_jpg.jpg

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.aladisposition.com/images/press/press_takashimaya_photo.gif

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

oh my.

I am having a hard time gauging how much luna likes to sex the ladies. I've never asked.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.katespinups.com/photos/bettie_1/betty92.jpg

Classic for a reason

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks AND BITCHES (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread makes it so so much worse. i hate you all.

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.jenten.com/gammel/bilder/vargas11.jpg

Embrace it...

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks AND BITCHES (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I am having a hard time gauging how much luna likes to sex the ladies. I've never asked.

I like it.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess we could start posting pics of roadkill and overweight seniors - but who really wants that?

xpost

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Wo doesn't!

x-post

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

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