my mom once told me that portia derossi was only pretending to be lesbian to date ellen because "no woman in the world would not want to marry ellen"
― flopson, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:51 (four years ago) link
i'm kinda dying to hear some of these stories tbh
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, October 9, 2019 2:01 PM (five months ago) bookmarkflaglink
Right now we all need a little kindness. You know, like Ellen Degeneres always talks about! 😊❤️ She’s also notoriously one of the meanest people aliveRespond to this with the most insane stories you’ve heard about Ellen being mean & I’ll match every one w/ $2 to @LAFoodBank— Kevin T. Porter (@KevinTPorter) March 20, 2020
― qualx, Saturday, 21 March 2020 23:43 (four years ago) link
damn these are amazing
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Sunday, 22 March 2020 00:23 (four years ago) link