PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

https://i2-prod.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article17040460.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_Corbyn-meets-NUFC-Asley-out-supporters.jpg

You simply love to see it

fuck, you could have kid me

I’m the shadow Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport.

— Tom Watson (@tom_watson) October 8, 2019

can't wait bake my Bournemouth liquidation celebration cake!

Watson is so like people I have worked with. When you start they sidle up next to you and complain about a few things that hey you've noticed too and this suggests they're on your side but the weird troublemaking gradually seems both relentless and uninformed by any specific vision of how things could be better. You eventually realise this person just fucking loves drama. I can imagine him crying at meetings when anyone calls him up on anything but isn't he also notorious for shirking meetings and just literally never being there? This all seems to square absolutely with a specific kind of toxic coworker that shows up in quite a few workplaces, it's just narcissism.

thinkin' about those hesgoal.com streams...

mr Watson's m.o. is generally quite random/gullible/thoughtless or sometimes motivated by bdsm fash money or sometimes he is just desirous of some easy attention, but this shows he will take any position contrary to a Corbyn one .. no matter no how worthless and unpopular it is!

Talking of which, Sunderland are looking for a new manager, Tom.

Re: Rory I am sad I have never come across this account before.

THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HACKED BY #ENYAFANS4COMMUNISM.... FOR A SECOND TIME!!! #SAILAWAYSAILAWAYSAILAWAYSAILAWAY

JOIN US ON SATURDAY AS WE PROTEST THE CLUB'S APPALLING HUMAN RIGHTS RECORD. WE ESTIMATE 12 PEOPLE HAVE DIED OVER THE LAST 42 MONTHS AT GAMES INVOLVING STREATHAM ROVERS. pic.twitter.com/Y0Cqso8vwL

— ENYA FANS 4 COMMUNISM (@StreathamRovers) October 8, 2019

Oh wait I have. Sorry not enough coffee this morning.

xxp
tom does have a checkable track record for mackem-ing up conspiracies, but not sure if that is a good transferable skill for football management

I've never been clear if it's entirely the work of Trevor Bastard.

(Streatham Rovers, not Tom Watson)

he's in loads of their vids - I'm about 98.9% sure.

the cunt's only bothered because you can't get decent streams in the Champo which is where West Brom belong forever

xp
but sometimes it does seem not totally of his style, so there are perhaps other contributors.

I'm not really that up with the zeitgeist so forgive me if this is a dumb question, but does anyone know if the Hedges account is anything to do with mr Bastard?

when hedges very first manifested, several of TB's nearby twitter allies took it it to be a serious (and an unconscionable) example of the earnest dimness of FBPE-ism -- so i'm inclined to think not (tho i guess he might have amused himself by not hipping his pals to the joke?)

I could imagine the appeal of setting up a faux FBPE type account for the lols, milking likes from fules and trolling Corbynistas/left twitter etc

i'd like to assume that several thousand people have already had this idea

I don't mean in the sense of creating a successful parody account or the sense that it would be amusing to anyone but the troll perpetrator behind the keyboard!

sometimes I get so jaded with left twitter i feel like posting some dumb Socialism = Hitler or the wall of New Labour/Blair's great achievements meme!

thumbs up selfie with Ed Davey: I met my political hero today!

i have to keep suspending my unreformed leftie mates on Facebook because if i see another one of those shouty taxi driver vids by accident i swear i'm voting UKIP

Is this J-------- P-- we're talking about here?

i mean as a hands across the water to ILX's centrist melt massive i can only agree that accounts like WE SUPPORT OUR LEADER JEZEMY COMBOOM are for shit

that fucking taxi driver

seriously it would explain Peter Hitchens on its own

sometimes I get so jaded with left twitter i feel like posting some dumb Socialism = Hitler or the wall of New Labour/Blair's great achievements meme!

Maybe don't look at Twitter at all?

I'm trying to lose a bit of weight at the moment, actually.

dare i risk enraging you all further

(1/4) Ten weeks ago I said on here that I’d started writing a disco concept album about Brexit. Unbelievably, I wasn’t joking. Even more unbelievably, it’s finished, and it’s released today. You can buy it or listen to it via https://t.co/g4vlWXtRl7 – but here’s a trailer: pic.twitter.com/h7VSey5ToS

— Rhodri Marsden (@rhodri) October 9, 2019

gonna wait for the Hard House refix

could apply to a lot of things but I guess they're actually talking about footballers wives beef

@NetflixUK
28m
we're going to have to make a documentary about this, aren't we

xxp Also friends with Trevor #secretlivejournalcabal !

Thought so!

I am boycotting Rhodri Marsden Enterprises until "(Life In) Condo 63 (Where We Live And Grow)" by Gag is available for my drunken nostalgia on youtube/Spotify fyi

Blackout Crew's official Facebook page hasn't been updated since 2013 :( ffs we need "Put a VONC On It" now

c'mon you fuckers we need you now more than ever

will also accept "Put a HONK On It"

VONC if you're Vardy

in my head there is now an edit of "Poing" by Rotterdam Termination Source except with a voice saying "vonc" crudely superimposed over the "poing" sound

strangely tempted to make this but it would take at least half an hour and only provide 20 seconds of amusement, all for me and none for anyone else, so probs not worth it (also I am in work)

may have accidentally had too much caffeine this morning

(also I am in work)

never let work prevent you from shitposting

brb going to the corner shop for Echo Falls Rosé and knock-off Monster

shitposting is all very well but shit-installing-music-software and shit-twatting-with-samples-for-ages might be a step too far

I'm not saying I haven't done it before mind

aps, I'd pirate an mp3 of that actually

I asked Cassetteboy on Twitter to make "Put a VONC on it", they won't let us down.

that fucking taxi driver

― calzino, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 10:20 bookmarkflaglink

^

If nobody has done it by the time i am back from Italy i am firmly committing to an original donk / VONC composition. May be worth checking whether one of Ian Lavery's Large Donk Sons has beat us to the punch though.

Too late for LOL We're All Gonna Die ILX Brexit Commemoration Comp, I suppose,

we don't need any more content presaging Brexit, we need post-Brexit material now #getitdone

Cover of "We Are the Dead" coming right up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2up4WUQod0