the jeffrey epstein memorial poll and conspiracy-mongering thread

"Believe me, this is hurting me as much as it's hurting you."

listen we had great times at the teen sex parties but those days are over now

He even compared him to Jimmy Savile, a BBC TV and radio star who after his death was revealed to have raped and sexually assaulted hundreds of victims

Copyeditors at the Post don’t know how to spell “before”

EXCLUSIVE: Executor of Jeffrey Epstein's estate - named in new lawsuit - was seen removing a bag of items from pedo's mansion https://t.co/Kr04EPA5zs

— Daily Mail US (@DailyMail) October 7, 2019

Epstein’s Funko Pop collection

more like fucko pop

lol I was going to say Hummel figurines but latebloomer otm

In the spirit of the title: Chrissy Teigen making a heartfelt complaint about being targeted by Qanon/Pizzagate nut jobs - and the first 100 comments being "MJ was innocent!" nut jobs, which I didn't realise was even a thing, let alone a thing fixated in John Legend.

u know what is not great? I still have to read on social media many times a day that John and I are pedophiles and look at photoshopped/miscaptioned photos of us on "Epstein Island" and I just have to deal with it because "people are crazy these days"

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 22, 2019

There are various people who post on this site who have posted here to the effect that they dont think mj was guilty

when he died, one young woman in the office expected everyone to be shaken up, and ended up crying more because she was startled to find most of us believed he was a serial predator

I don't think that's an unreasonable position to have taken 10 years ago - but the tweet above is from Oct 22, 2019.

xp thought you meant Epstein for a sec there

lol, same

There are various people who post on this site who have posted here to the effect that they dont think mj was guilty

― Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, October 22, 2019 10:59 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

this is pretty distinct from the fringe of people on twitter who seem to go after anyone who's said anything about the leaving neverland doc

thought you meant Epstein for a sec there

arf

lol

Breaking: Jeffrey Epstein’s autopsy ‘points to homicide,’ pathologist claims https://t.co/Nlb9Sd9tnN

— NYT Metro (@NYTMetro) October 30, 2019

https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/prince-andrew-duke-of-york-attends-the-opening-of-the-news-photo-621890272-1566174022.jpg?crop=0.668xw:1.00xh;0.134xw,0&resize=480:*

apparently said pathologist is not particularly reliable. still, noteworthy that the NYT is going back to the well.

in other news HBO is moving ahead with an Epstein miniseries by Adam McKay which is maybe the single worst idea I've heard all year

First Prince Philip offs Diana, now Jeffrey Epstein.

alright lyndon larouche

He's got some strength in those bony hands though.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EIJlWFSXYAU8o6d?format=jpg&name=small

Can't wait for this to become Serial S4

didn't we hear about this from this pathologist some time ago? the coverage of this is so weird. and whatever happened to ghislane, we're just gonna settle on a doctored photo of her at an in-n-out burger as enough here?

She’s apparently in Brazil with Jean Luc Brunel.

that’s it, the stranglers are cancelled

too soon

I think he became a lizard

Welp!

Jeffrey Epstein FBI File Vault just dropped. Enjoy! https://t.co/dTMUj88bgS

— David Slavick (@davidslavick) November 3, 2019

...and it's like 95% redacted, of course. Lame.

Holy shit. Wait til the end. pic.twitter.com/PZbBOm1txK

— Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) November 3, 2019

literally just came here to post that

incredible

I, too, am whooping and hollering

the obsession with this conspiracy among the right wing is unbelivable to me. I peek in on my insane trump loving family's FB feeds and they're still posting about this every day.

Lefties are too

For diff reasons

the obsession with this conspiracy among the right wing is unbelivable to me. I peek in on my insane trump loving family's FB feeds and they're still posting about this every day.

― akm, Sunday, November 3, 2019 5:23 PM (twenty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

The funny/sad part is that a good chunk of these people think Trump is secretly fighting the pedo cabal. Real pudding-brain shit

I mean, everyone thinking he was whacked thinks it was to keep him silent about sexual exploitation and the dirt he’d have on some sort of cabal

whether he was also a cia asset, not sure if that’s a universally gossiped-about part

the cia has been involved in so much deeply shady, stupid shit that practically anything you accuse them of doing will have an air of probability. some of their confirmed operations have been completely Poe's Law stuff, beyond self-parody.

"epstein didn't kill himself" gonna be the new baba booey huh

More like the "how is babby formed"

how is class solidarity formed

https://i.imgur.com/60jObXF.jpg

and there it is

So this just happened live on @MSNBC at the Alabama - LSU game. 😂

Reporter: Why do you like the President so much and what policies stand out to you?

Student "Parker Savage": Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself. *takes off Trump pin and drops it on ground* pic.twitter.com/xTZtjpMfQ5

— Midnite Mogwai (@midnitemogwai) November 9, 2019

I appreciate how this is becoming a new type of rickroll.

a plurality of ilxors think he was murdered. a clear majority thinks he either was murdered, or was given the means to kill himself.

ILXORS! not a man on the street thing. the cream of the crop.

folks

the only way this shit cld get shadier is if there were video of a shadowy figure creeping away from the scene