US Politics, October 2019 — I guess statement you could say with thread. I made a thread. The thread was PERFECT.

sycophancy is Baron's only hope, big bros showing how it's done

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In 2016, Trump posted a photo of himself that gave away more than he intended. An open desk drawer revealed box after box of Sudafed, piled on top of one another. pic.twitter.com/wHFgRvY2YU

— JRehling (@JRehling) October 5, 2019

hahaha this man's brain has been fried by British Sudafed

Pill poppin' would be about the most traditionally presidential thing about him.

sudafederalreserve more like

just read PK's kav scenario, and before reading another word, i was "oh yeah, that's totally possible."

I don't know how anyone voluntarily enters Trump's orbit without being acutely aware that they'll eventually become well-acquainted with the undercarriage of a bus as a direct result.

Lol nashwan

I don't know how anyone voluntarily enters Trump's orbit without being acutely aware that they'll eventually become well-acquainted with the undercarriage of a bus as a direct result.

He promotes useless shitebags to positions of high authority they wouldn't get within a mile of in a sane world. Better a king for a day and all that.

and tbf some come out like Huckabee-Sanders who will absolutely get rehabbed in due time.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/07e6bbe3ab7e1d2daa523cf3fe1f33aa/tumblr_phlk9daUGS1viu0vuo1_500.gif

some come out like Huckabee-Sanders who will absolutely get rehabbed in due time

There's a difference between "will always have a spot on Fox News" and "will get rehabbed." I mean, Kirk Cameron has a movie career, sort of.

all she'll have to do is share a cough drop w Chelsea at Kissinger's funeral

got to revolution

The US tax system, when taking into account all taxes paid at all levels of government, is now a giant flat tax...

... which becomes regressive at the very top, with the super rich paying less than everybody else.https://t.co/3Pckj7HwfW pic.twitter.com/p2kPEbq0Vw

— Gabriel Zucman (@gabriel_zucman) October 7, 2019

'my great and unmatched wisdom'

lol Trump is going full-on Marvel comic villain in the Turkey tweets

https://i.imgur.com/5CvXDEv.jpg

coooooooool

Jeff Daniels to Play Former FBI Director James Comey in CBS Studios Miniseries https://t.co/lJaKeaq0Qi

— TheWrap (@TheWrap) October 7, 2019

ahh the romcom we've all been waiting for

Whaaaaathefuckingfuck @ those Turkey tweets. Anyone unable to see his abject lunacy for what it is should be crammed into the same padded cell he winds up in.

Huckleberry upset

Mediaite reports:

One of President Donald Trump’s most reliable defenders in the Senate blasted him Monday morning over his “shortsighted and irresponsible” decision to withdraw U.S. troops from Northern Syria — paving the way for a Turkish military operation. Appearing on Fox & Friends, a program which long been on a shortlist of the president’s favorites, Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) buried Trump’s decision to pullout of Syria.

“Absolutely not,” Graham said — when asked if he could support the move. “If I didn’t see Donald Trump’s name on the tweet, I thought it would be [former President Barack] Obama’s rationale for getting out of Iraq. … This is gonna lead to ISIS’ reemergence” The senator added, “So this is a big win for Iran and [Syrian president Bashar Al-] Assad. A big win for ISIS.” And after the segment, Graham continued going after the president on Twitter.

of no consequence whatsoever

since Huckleberry has zero leverage over his lord and master

This is like Armond losing Spielberg.

or Felder losing Don 'n' Glenn

Rush Lumbago braying about Mittens "joining forces" with Adam Schiff

lmao guys Graham is going to fully endorse this move in a couple of days

As I have stated strongly before, and just to reiterate, if Turkey does anything that I, in my great and unmatched wisdom, consider to be off limits, I will totally destroy and obliterate the Economy of Turkey (I’ve done before!). They must, with Europe and others, watch over...

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 7, 2019

....the captured ISIS fighters and families. The U.S. has done far more than anyone could have ever expected, including the capture of 100% of the ISIS Caliphate. It is time now for others in the region, some of great wealth, to protect their own territory. THE USA IS GREAT!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 7, 2019

he's got a point, no one better suited to destroy & obliterate an economy than Trump

In my great and unmatched wisdom has my vote for next month's thread title

PRAISE BOB!!!

This is the first time in months I've read a Trump tweet.

"i will totally destroy..... wait... i will totally destroy AND OBLITERATE anyone who says otherwise"

it's a doozy xpost

can't let all that vocabulary go to waste, now, can we?

what a fucking madman

He's like the living embodiment of grievous head trauma.

McSally is fucked, I think

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/464660-mark-kelly-outraises-mcsally-in-arizona-senate-race-for-third-straight

can't let all that vocabulary go to waste, now, can we?

Truly the best words.

I've got friends visiting from Arizona tonight, I'll ask them their opinion.

ok the ' in my great and unmatched wisdom' thing is one of the balls-out craziest things he's ever said. does he think he's a fucking pharaoh?

i mean, he definitely does think that.

he also is part pro-wrestling villain

If he knew what a pharaoh was, he certainly would think he was one of those.

He's probably heard the word and thinks he understands the meaning but if you ask him questions about it it turns out he's just thinking of a mummy.

Not for nothing are his buildings in Istanbul known as The Leaning Towers Of Pisser.

"Trump just got our allies killed. But he's still otherwise doing an incredible job"

^quoting the future Lindsay Graham.

If he knew what a pharaoh was, he certainly would think he was one of those.

― Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Monday, October 7, 2019 12:13 PM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

He's probably heard the word and thinks he understands the meaning but if you ask him questions about it it turns out he's just thinking of a mummy.

― Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Monday, October 7, 2019 12:15 PM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

guess he was never invited to a seder at the kushner household

what is happening make it stop

how is anyone supposed to take him seriously if he doesn't use the word "hereby?"

totally destroy and obliterate the Economy of Turkey (I’ve done before!)

Narrator: eating a lot at Thanksgiving does not count as totally destroying and obliterating the Economy of Turkey.