mitt romney, paragon of courage:
By all appearances, the President’s brazen and unprecedented appeal to China and to Ukraine to investigate Joe Biden is wrong and appalling.— Mitt Romney (@MittRomney) October 4, 2019
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Friday, 4 October 2019 16:46 (six years ago)
gotta make fun of mitt at any chance, but sadly he's one of the most outspoken critics of trump in the republican senate these days
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Friday, 4 October 2019 16:47 (six years ago)
Okay, my new suggestion for the press is to constantly ask him questions about what he wishes he'd done differently after losing the 2016 election, what he might've done if he'd been elected president in 2016 instead of losing so hard, etc.
― Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 October 2019 16:47 (six years ago)
By all appearances
― treeship., Friday, 4 October 2019 16:48 (six years ago)
I mean fuckit, he's gonna call you a bunch of liars either way, might as well lean into it and see if you can get live footage of the blood vessel bursting his brain.
― Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 October 2019 16:49 (six years ago)
"president trump, how does it feel to have won the popular vote in 2016 by almost 3 million votes but to have lost the electoral college, 304 - 227?"
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Friday, 4 October 2019 16:51 (six years ago)
When someone with power continually barks unreality, it's usually assumed he is a Grifter (as I call DJT) or "just a bullshitter" (as Obama was reported to call him). Is the general assessment now that this guy believes all or most of his bullshit? Because that makes him deranged rather than a con man.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 October 2019 16:52 (six years ago)
the whiniest alternative universe: imagine trump losing in 2016 in the same way that hilary clinton did, and how much whining would have come from trump for eternity
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Friday, 4 October 2019 16:52 (six years ago)
xp i choose to believe in the deranged con man combo
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Friday, 4 October 2019 16:53 (six years ago)
Yes, Morbs, he's legitimately deranged. He's a 'Nigerian prince' email-forwarding uncle getting super high on his own supply.
― Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 October 2019 16:54 (six years ago)
He thinks he can will whatever reality he wants into being just by insisting that it’s true, which helps make him a successful con man. Just a different way to approach reality than most people. Not better or worse.
― treeship., Friday, 4 October 2019 16:54 (six years ago)
Re-forwarding the same chain emails to himself and becoming more convinced of their veracity every time he receives a new iteration. Lots of people are saying it! Lots of people with my name!
― Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 October 2019 16:55 (six years ago)
i think more than anything he's just sort of dumb and/or doesn't understand that nuance can be consequential
like, i have no doubt that all kinds of political ratfucking has happened over the years with the assistance of foreign governments, seems par for the course. but no one has been dumb enough to a) get caught b) brag about it and c) actually tie that assistance to fairly weighty matters of foreign policy.
trump sees all this as politics as usual---and it sorta is?---and simply cannot grasp how the "subtleties" of his particular case make it blatantly actionable
― gbx, Friday, 4 October 2019 17:07 (six years ago)
And his defenders are just pure cynicism? is there anything he could say or do that would make his supporters turn on him? incl. those in office?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 4 October 2019 17:09 (six years ago)
HE was the subject of an investigation so why can't THE OTHER GUY be subject to an investigation?? and since he only thinks in deals and leverage, he explicitly asks for shit that you'd have expected a savvier person to broker through back channels
xp his actual office-holding defenders are pure cynics, imo
― gbx, Friday, 4 October 2019 17:12 (six years ago)
so that's the end right? things will never get better?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 4 October 2019 17:14 (six years ago)
Pretty sad how much mileage he's managed to get out of the "I know you are but what am I" defense. When he pathetically used it on Hilary when he was accused of sexual abuse (pfft I don't do that stuff but your HUSBAND sure does!), I seriously thought ok the public will be repulsed by this and that'll be the end of Ol Donnie...
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 4 October 2019 17:17 (six years ago)
"Reality" is a malleable, constantly shifting concept for people like this. If it's momentarily convenient for him to believe that something's real he'll probably think it, then shift to something else when the next crisis comes along (and life's a constant series of crises in the world of the narcissist).
xpost
― Stockhausen Serves Empirical Jism (Matt #2), Friday, 4 October 2019 17:17 (six years ago)
These people seem cool with Trump University and his habit of not paying contractors who worked for him. And they still think he is the guy who looks out for “ordinary Americans.” The situation is just weird. Hard to know what would make them change their minds.
― treeship., Friday, 4 October 2019 17:18 (six years ago)
His supporters will always back him as they can never, ever admit to being wrong
― Stockhausen Serves Empirical Jism (Matt #2), Friday, 4 October 2019 17:18 (six years ago)
They’re like 120 million people or something
― treeship., Friday, 4 October 2019 17:21 (six years ago)
The most corrupt man in US is actually a fighter OF corruption! He can't stand corruption! If he so much as hears rumors of corruption, he springs into action, gets all his heads of state buddies to help him stamp out this evilness!
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 4 October 2019 17:21 (six years ago)
not quite that: about 63 million people voted for him in 2016. so don't worry, just 63 million completely deranged dumbasses to worry about
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Friday, 4 October 2019 17:24 (six years ago)
at least a couple of those had to just be going on autopilot
― j., Friday, 4 October 2019 17:36 (six years ago)
*fart*
When the only American citizen President Trump singles out for China’s investigation is his political opponent in the midst of the Democratic nomination process, it strains credulity to suggest that it is anything other than politically motivated.— Mitt Romney (@MittRomney) October 4, 2019
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 4 October 2019 18:03 (six years ago)
One might almost begin to suspect that there could, if observed at just the right angle, the merest hint of possible impropriety originating from somewhere within the sphere of the president's influence. Allegedly, mind you. It's very concerning.
― Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 October 2019 18:08 (six years ago)
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such worriedvery concernwow
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 4 October 2019 18:09 (six years ago)
breaking: credulity has been strained
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Friday, 4 October 2019 18:11 (six years ago)
it is a mild strain, and credulity is expected to be back to normal in 1-2 weeks
I always forget, are you supposed to apply heat or ice to a credulity strain
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 4 October 2019 18:13 (six years ago)
press hot spoon against the stye iirc
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 4 October 2019 18:14 (six years ago)
Club soda, or corn starch. Wait, that's a stain, not a strain.
― Instant Carmax (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 4 October 2019 18:18 (six years ago)
best approach to a credulity strain is to pretend nothing is wrong and carry on
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Friday, 4 October 2019 18:21 (six years ago)
That's unfair, you know Mitt is currently making That Face as hard as he can rn.
― Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 October 2019 18:24 (six years ago)
i don't understand what he has to lose. just come out in favor of impeachment.
― treeship., Friday, 4 October 2019 18:27 (six years ago)
some nut could murder him
― Οὖτις, Friday, 4 October 2019 18:28 (six years ago)
I'm not trying to make excuses for him, but GOP Senate is both terrified of and utterly beholden to a base they know is full of violent, stupid nutjobs.
― Οὖτις, Friday, 4 October 2019 18:29 (six years ago)
mitt romney is not even remotely vulvernable in his own state
― The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 4 October 2019 18:31 (six years ago)
it's quite a site to see, their cowardice
― treeship., Friday, 4 October 2019 18:31 (six years ago)
those nutjobs all hate Mitt already
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 4 October 2019 18:31 (six years ago)
yeah, he's not vulnerable to a challenger. he's more popular in utah than trump, i think.
and even if he was, he is infinitely rich and can do whatever he wants.
― treeship., Friday, 4 October 2019 18:32 (six years ago)
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone)
You make it sound like 63 million Americans are in danger of drowning in their own toilets within the next week. If there are specific issues at play it's the allegiance of 63 million Americans, in a political sense, to the interests of their tribe to the exclusion of everything else. That's clearly a serious problem, but it doesn't make them "completely deranged", just people with an exceptionally high capacity for cognitive dissonance. Certainly this makes them dangerous to us but arguably they are more dangerous to themselves. I feel like the best any of us can do is stop mollycoddling their delusions and quit protecting them from the consequences of their own actions.
Now, that's a hard thing for me to do, because some of the people making poor life decisions are people I love, because standing by and doing nothing makes me feel like the sort of an insensitive asshole who stands around a disaster area loudly declaiming about how the people in question "had it coming".
I don't see myself that way. What I've been waiting for for the past three years at least is for Trump supporters to realize they did, in fact, make a mistake in supporting him, for them to say "On consideration, it seems unlikely that this person will, in fact, make America great again." Yes, it seems very obvious to us, yes, they do in fact seem incredibly stupid and/or deranged for not being able to see that, but after three years of living with these people I mostly get the impression that they're by and large ordinary people, subsceptible like all of us to the influence of the people around us, who have, through some combination of mistake and misfortune, fallen in with a bad crowd.
There are a few people, maybe as few as one, causing whatever this fucked up shit going on right now is. There are a number of other people, the truly dangerous ones, who are supporting the ideologues, working to make this man, who is clearly a deranged lunatic, appear to be a respected authority. Most of these people comprise what we think of, through synecdoche, as "The Republican Party", but there are other organizations who serve that function, most notably, hate to keep harping on this, Twitter.
And the rest? The everyday people, the 63 million? Mostly, from what I can tell, they're just along for the ride. They're going along to get along, they're trying to be Good Americans. They're dangerous in that it's these people who always make the worst abuses, the worst injustices, possible, but changing their minds, ENLIGHTENING them, is as out of our reach as making the President a sensible man is. We can't make them accountable to us, but we also don't need to; they will change if and when it becomes necessary for them to do so. It's not necessary yet.
― Calpico Girlfriend (rushomancy), Friday, 4 October 2019 18:34 (six years ago)
what are the chances Romney makes a run for it again? whether in 2024, or, if by some miracle courtesy of Elohim, Trump gets the boot before 2020 and there’s a gop primary scramble? he knows that most of the ppl who voted for Trump will have to be willing to vote for him, too. that’ll be quite a feat if he evinces anything more than just your garden variety Very Serious Concerns.
― A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Friday, 4 October 2019 18:36 (six years ago)
oh I totally think Romney is keeping an eye on a Trump collapse, as unlikely as it sounds
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 4 October 2019 18:41 (six years ago)
What a dick
― treeship., Friday, 4 October 2019 18:42 (six years ago)
He should try to facilitate that collapse
Further it
Whatever
t/s: Trump collapse vs. Trump prolapse
― Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 October 2019 18:44 (six years ago)
2024 is going to be nuts on the GOP side.Pence, Pompeo, Haley, Cotton will probably run, touting their Trump sycophancy as a badge of honor. However, the defeated Trump will make noise about running again, keeping them all looking small.
A bunch of weirdos, talk show hosts and actors will either run or talk about running to sell their books, each trying out hardman the other.
Then there will be a Return to Sanity candidate or three: Romney, Ryan or some governor.
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 4 October 2019 18:45 (six years ago)