Impeach Trump Y/N

jfc, just listen to him here:

Trump goes on rant about the UK, Australia and Italy plotting against him during the 2016 campaign. pic.twitter.com/8pDZxd6IKT

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) October 4, 2019

his new theory is that "the UK", australia, and italy were all possibly plotting against him in the 2016 election.

*over the roar of helicopter noise*

"I was investigated. I was investigated. ME. ME."

"2016. I ran. I won. You probably won't say that."
Should be on his tombstone

hooked on a feeling

when will the very unfair and corrupt media report that donald j trump won the presidency in 2016

"This morning, President Donald Trump claimed that the United Kingdom, Australia, and Italy possibly conspired with President Obama to sabotage Trump's chances of winning the 2016 election. Donald Trump ran in 2016, and won."

this has been your "The world in 2019 is completely fucked, how is any of this real?" News Flash update

fucking lunatic

He's just maintaining the storied tradition of winners throughout history who have celebrated victory by accusing literally everyone of trying to compromise what they achieved. This is definitely the normal behavior of a normal human being.

He's the very rare sore winner.

its pretty clear that the whole "losing the popular vote" thing still eats at him on a daily basis

"I hope that the press recognize that they have a right and a responsibility, if they're against a President, to give him the shaft, but also recognize if they give him the shaft, put one lonely reporter on the campaign who will report now and then that the President won the 2016 election."

mitt romney, paragon of courage:

By all appearances, the President’s brazen and unprecedented appeal to China and to Ukraine to investigate Joe Biden is wrong and appalling.

— Mitt Romney (@MittRomney) October 4, 2019

gotta make fun of mitt at any chance, but sadly he's one of the most outspoken critics of trump in the republican senate these days

Okay, my new suggestion for the press is to constantly ask him questions about what he wishes he'd done differently after losing the 2016 election, what he might've done if he'd been elected president in 2016 instead of losing so hard, etc.

By all appearances

I mean fuckit, he's gonna call you a bunch of liars either way, might as well lean into it and see if you can get live footage of the blood vessel bursting his brain.

"president trump, how does it feel to have won the popular vote in 2016 by almost 3 million votes but to have lost the electoral college, 304 - 227?"

When someone with power continually barks unreality, it's usually assumed he is a Grifter (as I call DJT) or "just a bullshitter" (as Obama was reported to call him). Is the general assessment now that this guy believes all or most of his bullshit? Because that makes him deranged rather than a con man.

the whiniest alternative universe: imagine trump losing in 2016 in the same way that hilary clinton did, and how much whining would have come from trump for eternity

xp i choose to believe in the deranged con man combo

Yes, Morbs, he's legitimately deranged. He's a 'Nigerian prince' email-forwarding uncle getting super high on his own supply.

He thinks he can will whatever reality he wants into being just by insisting that it’s true, which helps make him a successful con man. Just a different way to approach reality than most people. Not better or worse.

Re-forwarding the same chain emails to himself and becoming more convinced of their veracity every time he receives a new iteration. Lots of people are saying it! Lots of people with my name!

i think more than anything he's just sort of dumb and/or doesn't understand that nuance can be consequential

like, i have no doubt that all kinds of political ratfucking has happened over the years with the assistance of foreign governments, seems par for the course. but no one has been dumb enough to a) get caught b) brag about it and c) actually tie that assistance to fairly weighty matters of foreign policy.

trump sees all this as politics as usual---and it sorta is?---and simply cannot grasp how the "subtleties" of his particular case make it blatantly actionable

And his defenders are just pure cynicism? is there anything he could say or do that would make his supporters turn on him? incl. those in office?

HE was the subject of an investigation so why can't THE OTHER GUY be subject to an investigation?? and since he only thinks in deals and leverage, he explicitly asks for shit that you'd have expected a savvier person to broker through back channels

xp his actual office-holding defenders are pure cynics, imo

so that's the end right? things will never get better?

Pretty sad how much mileage he's managed to get out of the "I know you are but what am I" defense. When he pathetically used it on Hilary when he was accused of sexual abuse (pfft I don't do that stuff but your HUSBAND sure does!), I seriously thought ok the public will be repulsed by this and that'll be the end of Ol Donnie...

"Reality" is a malleable, constantly shifting concept for people like this. If it's momentarily convenient for him to believe that something's real he'll probably think it, then shift to something else when the next crisis comes along (and life's a constant series of crises in the world of the narcissist).

xpost

These people seem cool with Trump University and his habit of not paying contractors who worked for him. And they still think he is the guy who looks out for “ordinary Americans.” The situation is just weird. Hard to know what would make them change their minds.

His supporters will always back him as they can never, ever admit to being wrong

They’re like 120 million people or something

The most corrupt man in US is actually a fighter OF corruption! He can't stand corruption! If he so much as hears rumors of corruption, he springs into action, gets all his heads of state buddies to help him stamp out this evilness!

They’re like 120 million people or something

not quite that: about 63 million people voted for him in 2016. so don't worry, just 63 million completely deranged dumbasses to worry about

at least a couple of those had to just be going on autopilot

*fart*

When the only American citizen President Trump singles out for China’s investigation is his political opponent in the midst of the Democratic nomination process, it strains credulity to suggest that it is anything other than politically motivated.

— Mitt Romney (@MittRomney) October 4, 2019

One might almost begin to suspect that there could, if observed at just the right angle, the merest hint of possible impropriety originating from somewhere within the sphere of the president's influence. Allegedly, mind you. It's very concerning.

https://amp.businessinsider.com/images/5a86dc9ed030721c008b4837-750-375.jpg

such worried
very concern
wow

breaking: credulity has been strained

it is a mild strain, and credulity is expected to be back to normal in 1-2 weeks

I always forget, are you supposed to apply heat or ice to a credulity strain

press hot spoon against the stye iirc

Club soda, or corn starch. Wait, that's a stain, not a strain.

best approach to a credulity strain is to pretend nothing is wrong and carry on

That's unfair, you know Mitt is currently making That Face as hard as he can rn.

i don't understand what he has to lose. just come out in favor of impeachment.

some nut could murder him

I'm not trying to make excuses for him, but GOP Senate is both terrified of and utterly beholden to a base they know is full of violent, stupid nutjobs.

mitt romney is not even remotely vulvernable in his own state