US Politics, October 2019 — I guess statement you could say with thread. I made a thread. The thread was PERFECT.

it's a perfect gator, perfect

So do you need to feed the moat dwellers or is that supposed to all be taken care of by the moat intruders? Wouldn't you get the ASPCA on your back for animal mistreatment?

I mean quite apart from all other levels of simple incredible barbarism that might be recognised along the way.

Trump doesn't really <get> animals anyway.

Don't talk about his kids that way, c'mon

Doesn't get em, definitely fucks em

It seems ironic that the US Embassy in London was designed with a moat, before Trump and his stooge Woody Johnson even got around to infesting the place.

Counterpoint: "Woody Johnson" would be a great porn name.

WOODY JOHNSON

"Welp Federalist and FoxNews both say they have a source saying Volker's testimony is a setback for Schiff"

sounds like it was just the opposite, surprise

Lol yup

Are we going to get a "foreign interference in elections is actually fine" pivot at some point?

i think we already have?

Yeah they’ve already said it’s welcome and expected, everybody does it

Good news:
https://www.commondreams.org/news/2019/10/03/stunning-rebuke-predatory-wall-street-megabanks-california-gov-signs-law-allowing

At least the "digging up dirt on rivals is fine! WHo cares who you ask!?" angle on it anyway.

BTW dont they teach civics even in the crappiest schools in the US? How come many people dont seem to get how all this stuff works?

"He doesn’t see it as a violation of the law,” the source added, noting Trump has theorized his opponents have been doing the same thing to him"

It's adorable how his widdle mind works

xp well there's a funny thing about how they teach in crappy schools

Great news, kingfish!

https://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/senate/464317-gop-senator-defends-trump-asking-for-biden-probe-wouldnt-democrats

God these fuckstains need to all have their arteries harden.

Schools in the US stopped teaching “civics” decades ago - they changed the name of the classes to “social studies” and “government” and IIRC they become electives, not mandatory, sometime around the age of 14. Happy to be corrected on this point.

Rick Perry resigning https://t.co/6iKeMgatGu

— Scott Stedman (@ScottMStedman) October 3, 2019

Wow

When you lose PERRY...

you lose his glasses too

Trump just needed him to tackle another swamp

XP ...and his hair.

Rick Perry has three reasons for resigning, which means we'll find out the two he can remember.

— Charlotte Clymer🏳️‍🌈 (@cmclymer) October 3, 2019

i had 'civics' in the 80s

but it was taught by the asshole assistant baseball coach who was later fired for perving (idk the details) on students

anyway no civics course is as persuasive as fox news, if that's your thing. i blame a certain AUSTRALIAN

All this shit is makin me not looking forward to come back to the States in a week

multi-xps - Schools in the US are probably the most balkanized school system of any nation on earth, so any blanket statements about what and how they teach will be in part wrong. As for calling the courses "civics", "social studies" or "government", that seems about as indicative of their substance as calling US prisons "penitentiaries", "correctional facilities", or "carceral housing".

Seems like I see this meme posted by a different burnout friend on FB every couple weeks.

https://i.redd.it/okt8azrh6ht01.jpg

That is wrongly attributed to Zappa. It was actually said by Einstein during a long, thoughtful conversation with Bob Marley.

I live in Texas, went to high school during the W governorship and presidency, and had mandatory US History, World History, Texas History, Geography, and US Government. Global Issues (ultimately the most important of all), was an elective.

XP I thought it was Audrey Hepburn.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/03/politics/trump-biden-call-xi-secure-server/index.html

with bonus outrage:

Trump also told Xi he would remain quiet on Hong Kong protests as trade talks progressed.

anyway no civics course is as persuasive as fox news, if that's your thing. i blame a certain AUSTRALIAN

no Australians were involved in the founding of Fox News tbf

i will not bf

founders are less important than owners, iirc

no Australian has ever owned Fox News

I thought Telmarines under Miraz took over Australia iirc

I learned/retained virtually nothing from K-12 social studies. And much of what little I do remember is a gloss on the truth if not outright incorrect.

if we are going to be fair, the most likely next owner of Fox will be someone who moved to Australia at age 18 and lived there during the 1990s

we are not going to be fair

perhaps you would like to clarify rupert murdoch's role in the world?

i do not care that he is now a naturalized american citizen

rupert murdoch's role in the world is to poison and degrade democracy

yeah. it's a curious ambition

I learned/retained virtually nothing from K-12 social studies. And much of what little I do remember is a gloss on the truth if not outright incorrect.

― Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Thursday, October 3, 2019 8:37 PM bookmarkflaglink

Man Robert Fulghum got dark

Highly recommend this for anyone looking for a civics primer, intended in part as just that:

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/09/11/books/review-these-truths-history-united-states-jill-lepore.html

It omits indigenous history, but, yes, it's a solid book to press on your conservative dad during the holidays.