2020 Democratic presidential primary

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"Senator Warren has also told me that she has a 37 year old daughter named Lisa that was the product of a one-night stand... she has always kept this daughter from public view"

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Anti-Bernie conspiracy to make Warren look cooler.

Yet another California poll (PPIC), & this one is tight tight tight: Warren 23%, Biden 22%, Sanders 21%. https://t.co/D2mfWwcynU

— Taniel (@Taniel) October 3, 2019

Elizabeth Warren will whip the oligarchs and corrupt politicians into shape. She'll dominate those who want to corrupt America and chain those who who hope to hurt the country to the wall. America needs a firm hand and Elizabeth has a plan for that. pic.twitter.com/4lWZnw9cUZ

— Oliver Willis (@owillis) October 3, 2019

Making fun of Wohl's slander also helps to spread it.

Anyone who’d buy into this wouldn’t vote for Warren in a million years.

Jacob Wohl asked the crowd if they have any questions and a guy asked, “Do you realize the idea that Elizabeth Warren fucks really slaps?”

— BenDavid Grabinski (@bdgrabinski) October 3, 2019

as aimless suggests, the real intention is that about a year from now, when a ton of life has happened and most people have forgotten about this incident, some people will remember that they heard something bad about elizabeth warren having a secret child but won't remember where they heard it, but that it was definitely from a good source because they only follow trusted news sources

those people already have irreversible brain damage.

is anyone citing Wohl's previous work now?

Karl Malone otm.

honestly hope this kid never goes to jail, that presser was absolutely amazing

I wonder if they wrote that statement themselves or just cut-and-pasted from Warren fanfic.

The tattoo is just too perfect. I can’t believe that something dumber will almost certainly happen by the end of the month.

narrator's voice:

It's always a good day to be reminded that I got where I am because a great education was available for $50 a semester at the University of Houston (go Cougars!). We need to cancel student debt and make college free for everyone who wants it. pic.twitter.com/fHasLm0j9P

— Elizabeth Warren (@ewarren) October 3, 2019

Jacob Wohl is a clown who deserves no one's attention but he is also ludicrously fun to laugh at

lmaoooo perfect response from Warren

lmao

That's absolutely amazing, lol

you can see his presser here, starts about 10 minutes in

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1BdGYeDDwOMGX

he gets ruthlessly mocked from the very first second, it really is worth your time

unlike HRC, i guess Warren (or her people) know how to tell a joke

massatooshets

Jacob Wohl is truly the funniest man alive

The fuck does HRC have to do with this? xxp

huh

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/464283-harris-to-join-striking-mcdonalds-workers-in-south-carolina

well carne, ppl sometimes conflate them in the "a woman can't win" argument (not me)

HRC is Morbius' favorite person and he loves to talk about her

maybe Morbz IS HRC and this is all an elaborate exercise in self-loathing/flagelletion

oh come now, surely Hilary Clinton doesn't like baseball

I'm envisioning more of a Norman Bates scenario

considering the NYC market, morbz is generous to let hillary live in his head rent free.

warren as nominee is at 1:1 on oddschecker, 51% on betfair.

HRC, a Cub fans, was famous for pretending to be a Yankee fan when she ran for Senate

also fuck you

tbf also pretended to be a Bill Clinton fan

lmao

Oprah Winfrey and Jennifer Garner push for Bob Iger presidential run https://t.co/rb9BXvJCjH

— Variety (@Variety) October 3, 2019

who's the leader of the land that's made for you and me...

please no oliver willis itt

what we need is a president who will run the united states like a business #bobiger2020

what we need is a president who will run the united states like a business theme park

that sexi marine press conference was the best thing I’ve seen in a long time

Biden lagging badly behind Bernie and Warren in fundraising, you love to see it

can't wait for the first "Biden cancels Nevada ad buy" headline

Warren still hasn't published fundraising numbers? I guess they are lower than she'd want.

Biden lagging badly behind Bernie and Warren in fundraising, you love to see it

― Simon H., Friday, October 4, 2019 11:20 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

It may just mean that Biden’s base for popular support has less income to spare for a horse race.

xpost 24.6 million
https://www.politico.com/news/2019/10/04/elizabeth-warren-third-quarter-fundraising-027426

It may just mean that Biden’s base for popular support has less income to spare for a horse race.

It may just mean that Biden’s base for popular support has less income to spare for a horse race.

this really does not appear to be the case

xxpost: oh, nice! happy to be wrong :)