2020 Democratic presidential primary

Bernie as the most high profile American Jewish politician ever

Joe Lieberman just texted me to say that this hurt his feelings

Joe's a shmendrick who will just be remembered if at all for killing the public option. Bernies a mensch.

Hindert hayzer zol er hobn, in yeder hoyz a hindert tsimern, in yeder tsimer tsvonsik betn un kadukhes zol im varfn fin eyn bet in der tsveyter.
A hundred houses shall he have, in every house a hundred rooms and in every room twenty beds, and a delirious fever should drive him from bed to bed.

i just the looked that up to pretend that my dad actually taught me any yiddish....

Oyf doktoyrim zol er dos avekgebn.
He should give it all away to doctors.

there thats even better.

for pure surreal imagery this is pretty good

A hiltsener tsung zol er bakumn.
He should grow a wooden tongue.

Have you forgotten Joementum?

Wohl is back

Congrats to Elizabeth Warren on rising so quickly in the polls she forced Jacob Wohl to write erotica about her. pic.twitter.com/w73YkrEbu2

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) October 3, 2019

shocking the conscious of the nation!

NARRATOR: 'The charges did not shock the conscious of the nation"

Shocked my conscious!

Zzzzzzzzzzzz.....

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i guess this random house is a step up from wohl's previous venue (a holiday inn? right?)

o shit warren fucked marine todd?!?

It's Jack Burkman's house xpost. I hope he disinfected beforehand.

checks your zippers, men

this thread, wow

Blundering pro-Trump smear artists Jack Burkman and Jacob Wohl are at it again today with another press conference in Burkman’s driveway. As always: these guys love to lie and Jacob is facing a felony charge. I’ll be tweeting sparingly if at all. pic.twitter.com/DY99KgEVsF

— Will Sommer (@willsommer) October 3, 2019

omg why no video?

there is video. and bad tattoos. i can't believe he wore shorts.

Would you eat a doughnut served by Jack Burkman?

The supposed “sex scar” from Jacob Wohl’s accuser is just from a chain from a swingset. Asked about this, the accuser just shrugged. https://t.co/vE0jqtzPGi

— Will Sommer (@willsommer) October 3, 2019

heh

Is this guy Xander Cage?

*God🙏
*6'3" 24 225lbs 6% BF

"Senator Warren has also told me that she has a 37 year old daughter named Lisa that was the product of a one-night stand... she has always kept this daughter from public view"

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Anti-Bernie conspiracy to make Warren look cooler.

Yet another California poll (PPIC), & this one is tight tight tight: Warren 23%, Biden 22%, Sanders 21%. https://t.co/D2mfWwcynU

— Taniel (@Taniel) October 3, 2019

Elizabeth Warren will whip the oligarchs and corrupt politicians into shape. She'll dominate those who want to corrupt America and chain those who who hope to hurt the country to the wall. America needs a firm hand and Elizabeth has a plan for that. pic.twitter.com/4lWZnw9cUZ

— Oliver Willis (@owillis) October 3, 2019

Making fun of Wohl's slander also helps to spread it.

Anyone who’d buy into this wouldn’t vote for Warren in a million years.

Jacob Wohl asked the crowd if they have any questions and a guy asked, “Do you realize the idea that Elizabeth Warren fucks really slaps?”

— BenDavid Grabinski (@bdgrabinski) October 3, 2019

as aimless suggests, the real intention is that about a year from now, when a ton of life has happened and most people have forgotten about this incident, some people will remember that they heard something bad about elizabeth warren having a secret child but won't remember where they heard it, but that it was definitely from a good source because they only follow trusted news sources

those people already have irreversible brain damage.

is anyone citing Wohl's previous work now?

Karl Malone otm.

honestly hope this kid never goes to jail, that presser was absolutely amazing

I wonder if they wrote that statement themselves or just cut-and-pasted from Warren fanfic.

The tattoo is just too perfect. I can’t believe that something dumber will almost certainly happen by the end of the month.

narrator's voice:

It's always a good day to be reminded that I got where I am because a great education was available for $50 a semester at the University of Houston (go Cougars!). We need to cancel student debt and make college free for everyone who wants it. pic.twitter.com/fHasLm0j9P

— Elizabeth Warren (@ewarren) October 3, 2019

Jacob Wohl is a clown who deserves no one's attention but he is also ludicrously fun to laugh at

lmaoooo perfect response from Warren

lmao

That's absolutely amazing, lol

you can see his presser here, starts about 10 minutes in

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1BdGYeDDwOMGX

he gets ruthlessly mocked from the very first second, it really is worth your time

unlike HRC, i guess Warren (or her people) know how to tell a joke

massatooshets

Jacob Wohl is truly the funniest man alive

The fuck does HRC have to do with this? xxp

huh

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/464283-harris-to-join-striking-mcdonalds-workers-in-south-carolina

well carne, ppl sometimes conflate them in the "a woman can't win" argument (not me)

HRC is Morbius' favorite person and he loves to talk about her

maybe Morbz IS HRC and this is all an elaborate exercise in self-loathing/flagelletion

oh come now, surely Hilary Clinton doesn't like baseball