PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

fit'n'burst

Telegraph journalists have been talking about the PM's dog apparently trying to have sex with Sajid Javid's dog in the Downing Street garden, which is either entirely fictitious or a weird power move or both.

BJ’s dog is a rescue and could be humping because it’s stressed out or wants to be top dog.

extremely on-brand for boris to have a sexually incontinent dog tbf

That’s no way to talk about Carrie Symonds!

So glad a woman said that before I did.

Not really sure why her looks should come into this (as though that mattered compared to her role in giving the Tory press lovely cuddly couple photo ops 🤮)

was she the horse faced one from a week or so back or not, i do lose track tbh

if u were a green voter... why would you countenance voting LD

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— Bristol Lib Dems🔶 (@BristolLibDems) October 2, 2019

Because you're just a Liberal/soft Tory who recycles?

.. who tuts at disabled people who use plastic straws for vital medicine and liquid intake and have multiple flights a month all over the world.

i have to have those flights for work

https://media1.tenor.com/images/d9b299b16e96194c5eaa93fc20b5d5b5/tenor.gif?itemid=12843678

Carrie Symonds is no friend of the sisterhood - she’s one of those women who thinks whatever might have happened to her partner’s former partners will not happen to her, because she’s a cool girl.

Anyone who’d shag Boris Johnson in 2019 needs
a) HPV vaccine
b) psych intervention

c) aveeno stess relief moisturising lotion

Speaking of which

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/oct/03/media-outlets-in-bidding-war-for-jennifer-arcuri-scoop-boris-johnson

Further undermining BJ is good, but giving more money to this person isn't worth it.

General election 2017: Bristol West[13]
Party Candidate Votes % ±
Labour Thangam Debbonaire 47,213 65.9 Increase30.3
Conservative Annabel Tall 9,877 13.8 Decrease1.4
Green Molly Scott Cato 9,216 12.9 Decrease14.0
Liberal Democrat Stephen Williams 5,201 7.3 Decrease11.6

That's a pretty blunt knife.

you have factor in the Swinson bounce tho Matt, they fucking love austerity in Bristol.

Carrie Symonds is no friend of the sisterhood - she’s one of those women who thinks whatever might have happened to her partner’s former partners will not happen to her, because she’s a cool girl.

Anyone who’d shag Boris Johnson in 2019 needs
a) HPV vaccine
b) psych intervention

xxxp A little undermined by her already telling the Mail that nothing wrong happened.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/oct/03/jennifer-arcuri-says-all-allegations-about-her-and-johnson-are-false

xp that is fucked up!

(xp) I can see the headlines now, If Loving Boris Is Wrong I Don't Want To Be Right

Yes she was, and my heart goes out to her for that.

However, she can be both a ‘cool girl’ and a onetime crime victim. To say otherwise would be idiotic.

can we put a sock in the green voter strawmanning, most of them would certainly vote labour over lds

Also if any man in the UK deserves the Lysistrata treatment from every single woman living here, it would be the current PM.

xxp I’m not sure that makes up for the inferences in your post, nor how her looks are relevant.

I saw a poll last month that said more than half of Green voters would tactically vote for the LibDems, so not strictly strawmanning imago.

I would tactically vote for the Lib Dems in a Dem/Con marginal, unless there was any sign Labour could take it. I'd be holding my nose and apologising to the Lord but I'd do it

I would obviously not go near voting for the Lib Dems in a current labour seat though ffs

I don’t think BJ has ever raped anyone, so I don’t quite get what your highlighting of my post has to do with being a Warboys victim. If you’d care to go back and reread, I’m talking about the well-known delusion of women who take up with serial cheaters thinking he won’t cheat on them in turn. And although BJ may not be a rapist, I’ve heard some toe-curling stories about how he treated his wife, which a Tory PR would also have heard.

I'd rather eat dog's vomit than vote for a proxy tory party, what difference does it really make when they haven't ruled out propping up the tories again?

I mean a tactical vote for a party which had an MP yesterday declare he'd take a NDB over Corbyn is not good.

I made the mistake of voting LD to keep Tories out once. And the LDs went into coalition with the Tories. Won’t treat them as separate anymore, just different branding and justification for the same crap. Thankfully I can got SNP now instead.

that doesn't exclude certain labour mps tbf xp

Suzy you know damned well that criticising women for their looks rather than their actions is misogyny, whether you think they're in ~the sisterhood~ (talk about dividing women into 'cool girls'!) or not.

That's how misogyny works; it's a choke chain applied to the Bad Women as a lesson intended for *all* women.

When you repeat tropes of misogyny for women you dislike, all you do is reinforce more misogyny coming down on all women. You license it, and then the men of ILX all pick it up and run with it - "well, it's clearly OK to do misogyny when I disapprove of the target - look, Suzy is doing it!"

Knock it off. It is, as you would say, A Bad Look.

xp
yeah there is plenty of r/w trash left in the Labour party, but thankfully they have zero input into the party's manifesto/direction these days. They should follow Chuka.

If you’re reacting to the dog joke, then fair enough, I’m sorry. But that’s all I’m sorry for.

You license it, and then the men of ILX all pick it up and run with it - "well, it's clearly OK to do misogyny when I disapprove of the target - look, Suzy is doing it!"

Of course they do.

Arlene Foster has weighed in. No Surrender.

Simon Coveney’s remarks are deeply unhelpful, obstructionist and intransigent. The Irish government’s majoritarian desire to ride roughshod over unionism was one of the reasons why the Withdrawal agreement was rejected.

Mr Coveney’s rejection of a reasonable offer is paving the road for a no deal exit because unionism will not allow Northern Ireland to be trapped at the whim of Dublin or the EU. We will not buy that.

The Irish government’s preparedness to dump the consent principle for their country’s expediency is foolish in the extreme and sends a very clear message to unionists.

I don’t think BJ has ever raped anyone, so I don’t quite get what your highlighting of my post has to do with being a Warboys victim. If you’d care to go back and reread, I’m talking about the well-known delusion of women who take up with serial cheaters thinking he won’t cheat on them in turn. And although BJ may not be a rapist, I’ve heard some toe-curling stories about how he treated his wife, which a Tory PR would also have heard.

No, I clearly meant *in a relationship with a serial cheater*.

Let’s agree to disagree if you really insist on putting any other meaning onto my words.

Labour Thangam Debbonaire 47,213 65.9 Increase30.3
Conservative Annabel Tall 9,877 13.8 Decrease1.4

Annabel may be tall, but Thangam's debonaire.

xp not clear at all, and laughable that you think people compartmentalise lived experience that way.

Independents like me will never put Corbyn into Number 10 regardless of the circumstances. This is a principle we will not breach, not even at a minute to midnight on 31 October. Other figures would command a stable majority by the way. (4/5)

— Gavin Shuker MP (@gavinshuker) October 3, 2019

Again, no. This is getting silly.

wait who knifed who over Rory, I cannot recall ever seeing his face

gavin shuker pro gay cure, pro no deal

xp If you’re going to attribute some sort of ‘cool girl’ outlook to CS, absent any evidence bar the fact that you (naturally) hate Boris, I’m going to point out it’s an unfortunate thing to say about someone who was subject to a highly traumatic rape experience if you weren’t previously aware of that and a really fucked up thing if you were.

I’ve previously lauded her for stepping up and contributing to making sure Warboys wasn’t allowed to be released, so I was aware of her history.

You’re wasting time and bandwidth judging me; cut it out.

I updated @Europarl_EN & EU27 on #UK’s proposals. EU wants a Withdrawal Agreement w/ workable and effective solutions that create legal and practical certainty now. We owe this to peace & stability on the island of Ireland. We must protect consumers & businesses in the EU market.

— Michel Barnier (@MichelBarnier) October 3, 2019

Ie. So not gonna happen.