PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

What I don't get, or maybe I do, is there must be thousands of Protestant Ulster businesspeople who know this is going to be a disaster, who've said it's going to be a disaster, and who will still dutifully troop out and vote DUP from now till doomsday. Fuck these twisted bastards.

When you see Johnson hailed like the conquering hero, aka King Billy, at a DUP meeting and somebody sniggeringly calls out, "No surrender, eh Boris?", you know that.

they can name him now but probably not pronounce it

xp tom, shudder the thought man!

look its terrible sad that its gonna come to this but

*opens trapdoor under rug, pulls out large army-issue crate*

The Irish getting the blame is the least surprising turn in all this.

Cabinet done and dusted in 50 minutes this morning. Told there was no dissent. Boris Johnson stressed that he was going to adopt a tone of ‘glutinous emollience’ to both the EU and Labour MPs over the next few days

— James Forsyth (@JGForsyth) October 3, 2019

Because glutinous emollience is BJ's greatest of his many strengths, as we all know.

That word choice gave me a little bit of von in my mouth.

not the first time that boris has chosen to spread his paste around

*goes back to bed*

needs to be jizzer warnings on this thread!

I think we should relentlessly fp any people willingly going there itt. It’s sickening enough as it is.

But fundamentally the EU red lines have not changed and show no signs of doing so. You can travel in the right direction all you like but you’ll always hit the question of whether Northern Ireland is in the UK or EU customs territory. One is unacceptable to DUP, the other to EU

— Jon Stone (@joncstone) October 3, 2019

http://i.imgflip.com/3c9319.jpg

There's a pretty gross lesson in how the UUP's support tanked once catholic-shooting went off the menu

what does tone of glutinous emollience mean please? I did not go to fee paying school

that he's a slimy bastard

it means when he can't find a pig's head to fuck he'll settle for a jam jar with two pieces of liver in it.

https://images.freshop.com/00381370039167/f8e6fd4701336cf02a1501637a928a1b_medium.png

this is a glutinous emollient iirc, if you'd like a gluten-free one I suggest buying aqueous cream instead

(posts on the uk politics thread are not to be taken as a substitute for professional dermatological advice)

xp how is this stress relieving, asking for someone who is both stressed and who is getting dry skin as the weather turns

“The remoaner funder in chief was George Soros” says @Jacob_Rees_Mogg

— PARLY (@PARLYapp) October 3, 2019

I used some aqueous cream when the skin on my calloused fingers (from too much cooking) kept drying up and cracking open. Can't remember if it helped but the problem did eventually go away.

Rees-Mogg cosplaying as Viktor Orbán.

should start wearing a gold top hat at this point.

I think a Nazi helmet would suffice.

the tories' full alt-right conversion is pretty much complete huh

guys give him the benefit of the doubt he is only factually referring to him by name - it’s not as if he is dogwhistling to all the far right antisemites in his base by linking their chief bogeyman and his party’s chief bogeycause

Who wore it better?

https://twt-thumbs.washtimes.com/media/image/2018/03/26/Serbia_Hungary_60314.jpg-99c1e_c0-214-3949-2516_s885x516.jpg?cfecd9924def470f61055c83692417a757a31bc3

https://www.platinumpublishing.co.uk/uploads/magazines/platinum-business/rees-mogg_topHat.jpg

Johnson being all glutinous emollience in the Commons right now, merely expressing disappointment over the lack of enthusiasm for his fig leaf of a withdrawal plan.

lol I still get spammed with top hat offers months after doing a frivolous google image search on them

promises of a clean withdrawal chrisssht hes really tryin to sell it to the tadhgs

(xp) I hear it's one of the few industries expected to benefit from a No Deal Brexit.

re: the relaxing properties of aveeno, my wee daughter gets fully greased up with it after bathtime every night and usually goes straight to sleep afterwards so consider that a ringing personal endorsement

I used some aqueous cream when the skin on my calloused fingers (from too much cooking) kept drying up and cracking open. Can't remember if it helped but the problem did eventually go away.

promises of a clean withdrawal chrisssht hes really tryin to sell it to the tadhgs

very good, normal stuff that definitely doesn't exactly echo the words that jo cox killer yelled while standing over her corpse

As Jeremy responds to Johnson’s statement in the House of Commons, Conservative frontbencher Jake Berry screams “Britain first! Britain first!”.

Unlike Johnson, Labour will always put the people first. But the Conservative Party needs to take a good hard look at itself.

— Richard Burgon MP (@RichardBurgon) October 3, 2019

tbf at least he didn't stab him and shoot him in the head.

yet

Many xps

There was a blacked out car with what looked like little Hungarian flags on it driving through New Cross today with police escort, maybe Orban is in town to deliver his Soros observations in person?

Extremely cool how we had the entire national press hiring lipreaders over “stupid woman” but fucking nothing over this?

jfc at that britain first tweet

fit'n'burst

Telegraph journalists have been talking about the PM's dog apparently trying to have sex with Sajid Javid's dog in the Downing Street garden, which is either entirely fictitious or a weird power move or both.

BJ’s dog is a rescue and could be humping because it’s stressed out or wants to be top dog.

extremely on-brand for boris to have a sexually incontinent dog tbf

That’s no way to talk about Carrie Symonds!

So glad a woman said that before I did.

Not really sure why her looks should come into this (as though that mattered compared to her role in giving the Tory press lovely cuddly couple photo ops 🤮)

was she the horse faced one from a week or so back or not, i do lose track tbh

if u were a green voter... why would you countenance voting LD

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING: The latest @flaviblePolitic projection in Bristol West has our seat on a knife edge between Jeremy Corbyn's Brexit promising Labour Party and the @LibDems

Our candidate @JamesCoxLD is the Remain choice in our area.https://t.co/C4HpmCZILL pic.twitter.com/0Xi8E5Z8L2

— Bristol Lib Dems🔶 (@BristolLibDems) October 2, 2019

Because you're just a Liberal/soft Tory who recycles?