PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

as a balding old fule when my hair gets too long I look awful and this kid shouted from his garden: "oi you you bald cunt, you look like you've got a cock growing out the back of your head!". Tbh I just lolled, cos who really gives a shit? Kids used to throw rocks at Cezanne, it's the way of the universe. unless you are an entitled young tory twat of course

when one of these little shits once made a disablist comment to my son, that was the red line for me. I told the fucker his parents would end up getting prosecuted if he didn't watch his mouth, and it shut him up. There are much more heavily victimised and vulnerable groups out there than fucking young tories.

xp that kid is a poet, I’m haunted by the sheer greatness

The thing is, being a Tory actually means believing that other people deserve to suffer by dint of birth, which is as good a definition of being a cunt as any.

thats catholics man

Ah, you make a point.

Tbf it's Calvinists even more so

idfw prods so

Best way tbh

Extremely good

How to accurately introduce Jacob Rees-Mogg 👇🏿pic.twitter.com/oMYxADaMpF

— David Lammy (@DavidLammy) October 1, 2019

lmao, get his ass

the online death threats and personal abuse these young men have received is quite depressing when you think how much more positive and better use the energy spent would have been if they were bullying and beating the shit out of them irl.

― calzino

^
tremendous comment !!

xp lol. You can see those eyebrows just yearning to fly off that fuck's face if they could.

you'd think a man with all the resources of jacob rees-mogg would be able to acquire a jacket which properly fits

it has to double as a reclining cushion

I think the most disappointing aspect of JRM's attire is the lack of a gold top hat

This is awful:

https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/tributes-mighty-redcars-jade-21-17014573

She was on "The Mighty Redcar" as the girl who got an "I love Boris" tattoo on her leg, and was a conservative campaigner in her hometown.

I do get the sense that this is going to become a larger story with all sorts of overtones, however.

"I give not Heaven for lost: from this descent celestial virtues rising will appear more glorious and more dread than from no fall, and trust themselves to fear no second fate"#CPC19 #FreedomFizz https://t.co/5JsYRuLLiT

Wish you were there. pic.twitter.com/pgmtfOcqaM

— Steve Baker MP (@SteveBakerHW) October 2, 2019

Some of those comments on this one are .. well, I'm impressed.

quoting satan, linking to a soundgarden song from the avengers soundtrack AND sharing a nightmarish vision of ranks of shadowy patriots massed for purposes unclear? a+ content tbh, good work steve

so not gonna happen

Let’s get Brexit done! #CPC2019 pic.twitter.com/fR4TapL5jZ

— Sajid Javid (@sajidjavid) October 2, 2019

is that what passes for chiaroscuro now

arrgh, it's like waking up in hell

priti patel is far too good at this evil lark

big 'alex ross paints a bunch of cunts' energy

https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2F__A8V4GCWbo%2Fmaxresdefault.jpg&f=1&nofb=1

https://tribunemag.co.uk/2019/10/the-tories-lobbying-bonanza

corporate ghouls that are sucking the blood out of this country and causing destitution and death like Atos, Capita, Serco, Good old freedom fighting Deliveroo, The Cayman Islands and the weapons of mass death manufacturer whose latest product has been performing well in Yemen. great set of lads at the tory conference.

Dude 10 years ago all them dudes wd've been welcomed at the Labour conference, that's why never again

Yep, saw Natasha Engel, formerly Labour MP for north east Derbyshire, at Tory conference advocating for fracking.

I think ATOS would probably have been at the Labour conference 10 years ago, chilling with Yvette and pals after gaining their massive contract to make disabled ppl disappear

The theory which is preying on me now is that Boris is happy to be dragged kicking and screaming to ask for an extension, so that he can try to regain some of the Brexit Party's outraged vote.

thats seems very 2d when he hasnt shown much inclination towards that level of complexity heretofore

earlier on R4 this morning some disembodied tory voice said: Boris now thinks he can fight and win an election if A50 is extended because he can blame parliament for forcing his hand, whereas before he was convinced going beyond the 31st deadline would be electoral death.

it probably would be best to dispense with the dead cat irish border proposal that will 1000% be rejected and cut straight to the election, but he probably is playing to the bxp'ers

What you see when you awake to find yourself dangling from a meathook https://t.co/e2Hnu5wlx9

— Frankie Boyle (@frankieboyle) October 2, 2019

don’t think he’ll extend - would rather martyr himself. needs something properly resonant to cut the BXP off at the knees

He'll let himself be deposed, let someone else request the extension, and then claim betrayal and hope to win the subsequent general election on that basis.

some v good “no one tells me what to write here”

Will it work? Dublin's agreement is all. Govt sources say discreet conversations with senior Irish politicians over the summer suggested they would bite, even on customs - but their calculations changed after the Benn Act was passed, and they're now retreating 3/

— Tom Newton Dunn (@tnewtondunn) October 2, 2019

plus ça change

In other news, a stunning story about Margaret Thatcher’s outrageously close relationship with the press, from the first page of Charles Moore’s third and final volume of her life, which is out today. pic.twitter.com/yF5Wc5nBsH

— Lewis Goodall (@lewis_goodall) October 2, 2019

was a conspicuous amount of “benefit of the doubt” going round for priti patel yesterday

this is a person who relishes being pure evil to such an absurd degree that it's probably the end in and of itself

pic.twitter.com/TQYgBJRgfc

— Tania Thomas (@MissTaniaThomas) October 2, 2019

Lib Dem MP: I would rather no-deal Brexit than Jeremy Corbyn as PM https://t.co/DALz5o3JYQ

— David Leask (@LeaskyHT) October 2, 2019

READ MORE: Mark Smith: Why on earth do so many people have a problem with Jo Swinson?

Yes, I wonder why that is.

Last time out he won the seat with only an 0.7% swing to the Lib Dems - it’ll be SNP next time

no point quoting stats to the LibDems, they don't even see themselves as a third party anymore - the sky is the limit!

the isle of skye that is!

The @Telegraph conclusion this evening: “Leo Varadkar, the Taoiseach, is now the main obstacle standing in the way of Britain leaving the EU with a deal on Oct 31.”

— Tony Connelly (@tconnellyRTE) October 2, 2019

ring the collins bell loud and clear. time to join calz and xyz in the trenches

Between the Irish, the French, the Germans, Eastern Europeans, etc., there are so many enemies to choose from! Stoking one's vainglorious paranoia has never been this easy – and exciting!

The absolute state of that front page, fucking propaganda rag.

Also shout out to useful idiots like Skinnock who are like THIS IS TOTALLY FINE AND WE CAN VOTE FOR IT