hurricane coming...

50/50 chance it will hit England. Country file last Sunday said so, so it must be true.

as of yesterday, it was already the most north and east a category 5 has ever reached in the atlantic. luckily it's supposed to die down quite a bit before it reaches any ilxors (right?)

what i read today suggested it has dialed down to a category 2

I'm in its path in Wales but guessing those 'S's means it's died down to a storm by the time it makes landfall and assume Ireland would get it worse

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41utTSRRWHL.jpg

here we go

Tropical Depression #One Advisory 1: Tropical Depression Forms Off the Coast of East-Central Florida. Tropical Storm Watch Issued For a Portion of the North Carolina Coast. https://t.co/VqHn0u1vgc

— National Hurricane Center (@NHC_Atlantic) May 16, 2020

Taking a moment to feel glad that the tropical North Atlantic is temporarily covered with hurricane repellent. https://t.co/eZj4s4QJSL

— Charlie Loyd (@vruba) June 24, 2020

trop storm about to form in Atlantic. waiting for Floridians to show their asses like always and deplete our local stores.

on the plus side, this might force people to shelter in place for once, even if we get a weak-assed butt storm.

look out for the weak-butted ass storm

and in North Carolina

A storm surge of 4-6 feet is now predicted for the area near the Brunswick #nuclear plant due to #HurricaneIsaias.

— Edwin Lyman (@NucSafetyUCS) August 3, 2020

sure why not

We all know Hurricane Isaias is hard to pronounce 🤣

Remember, it's "ees-ah-ee-ahs." #HurricaneIsaias pic.twitter.com/c4QZuBm4kY

— Josh Berry (@_joshberry) July 31, 2020

Icy ISIS

nuts

https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/xgtwo/two_atl_0d0.png?221455

Oof

The time to prepare is now. Major track & intensity changes now suggest two hurricane landfalls (#Marco #Laura) in Louisiana within a 48-hour period. Wind risk is always a focus, but excess surge & heavy rainfall twice in two days is very concerning for such a vulnerable area. pic.twitter.com/Ip7anZqOfd

— Steve Bowen (@SteveBowenWx) August 22, 2020

holy

still plenty of time for the track of one of them to shift given the weakness of 4-5 day forecasts, but good lord, I wouldn't chance not being ready if I lived there.

before the preparations for the federal response can begin, they must first answer one key question: who are the people in these areas likely to vote for?

At this point Marco's almost assuredly a direct hit for nola. Hopefully Laura's westward drift last night doesn't reverse. I don't think the city's fragile pump systems can handle back-to-back storms.

Newest models show Laura heading for the Texas Gulf Coast.

THIS. IS. NUTS.

Gulf of Mexico, south of Port Fourchon, Louisiana. 8/20/20 pic.twitter.com/WLM3D6OmOL

— Chet Powell (@ChetPowell) August 23, 2020

Wow! Trump, fires, hurricane, pandemic, Prince and Bowie ... god is all, come on, can't you assholes take a hint!?!

The weather underground cat6 blog moved to Yale dot edu and is still the best place for prosumer level coverage of this stuff

https://yaleclimateconnections.org/2020/08/hurricane-marco-forms-in-gulf-of-mexico-ts-laura-a-formidable-threat-to-u-s/

GEPS so crazy

thanks for the tip caek, i didn't realized they'd moved this season

Coming in as a Cat 3 on the Texas-Louisiana border.

We can pray it doesn't intensify further.

This looks awful

Unsurvivable storm surge with large and destructive waves will cause catastrophic damage from Sea Rim State Park, Texas, to Intracoastal City, Louisiana, including Calcasieu and Sabine Lakes. This surge could penetrate up to 30 miles inland from the immediate coastline. #Laura pic.twitter.com/bV4jzT3Chd

— National Hurricane Center (@NHC_Atlantic) August 26, 2020

When is it predicted to hit? I mean, I assume right as Trump is speaking at the RNC, right?

That Twitter account is finding a variety of extremely dry ways to say 'seriously get the hell out of there immediately'.

"dry"

Poor choice of words.

A friend of mine in Galveston is going to stay put. This doesn't seem super wise but it's west of the expected worst area at least.

New Orleans gets a lot of press about storms but man, Port Arthur has been taking a beating in the 21st Century... this will be the fourth (Rita, Ike, Harvey, Laura) in 15 years, and the third direct hit.

dumb question: is the federal government currently taking rational steps in preparation for this predictably "cataclysmic" event?

blocked some flights from China IIRC

Has anyone told Trump it's happening yet?

"you do it"

Furiously writing speeches for next week about how Obama let hurricanes happen.

When is it predicted to hit? I mean, I assume right as Trump is speaking at the RNC, right?

I believe it's still set to make landfall late tonight, now as a Cat 4 I'm seeing.

They should have taken better care of their sea floors.

send out the broom squad

Throw some paper towels at it iirc.

Bracing for the dual Wuhan hurricanes

the other one already died but i wouldn't put it past Trump to claim there's still two hurricanes out there, and then have someone sharpie in the hurricane later

Recent reports say it'll be a hair under a Cat 5 upon landfall late tonight.

making landfall, any time now. good luck louisiana.

everything about this seems bad. hoping for the best.

so it made landfall and is still going as a hurricane, not sure how commom that is

https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/storm_graphics/AT13/refresh/AL132020_5day_cone_no_line_and_wind+png/093157_5day_cone_no_line_and_wind.png

Two sub headlines on the WaPo right now, one hour apart:

Hurricane Laura’s ferocious winds, storm surge could be ‘unsurvivable’ along Texas, Louisiana coast

Some coastal Texas communities appear to have dodged much of Hurricane Laura’s wrath

I know it's happening in real time, but the reporting is not giving me a clear idea of what's happening.