PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

Priti Patel, the home secretary, is speaking now.

She starts by saying the Conservatives have restored their reputation as the party of law and order.

Start off with a funny line is always good practice when it comes to speechmaking.

didn’t boris do a crime recently and also were the leadership candidates not all having a drug off

tom kibasi article seems on point

anyone paid to comment on this circus and tweeting "lol it's just like TTOI" should be put onto minimum wage.

still think he’ll resign and fight the next GE as CP leader/hard man

@MarkDiStef
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Home Secretary Priti Patel laced with populist rhetoric:
"Because, let me tell you something.
This daughter of immigrants, needs no lectures from the North London metropolitan liberal elite."

dogwhistle antisemitism y/n?

LATTE MUNCHING MANSCAPER HEGEMONS

Dummy journalist face-off:

Note to ⁦@patel4witham⁩’s speech writer: you should have deleted the word “north” from this trope because it has connotations I know the Home Secretary would be embarrassed by (I say this as a North Londoner born and bred) pic.twitter.com/Rq9XxDHa8j

— Robert Peston (@Peston) October 1, 2019

Priti Patel uses her conference speech to lambast the "North London metropolitan liberal elite".

It might be a niche issue, but no one ever mentions the South London metropolitan liberal elite, which seems an oversight given how sizeable it is.

— Peter Walker (@peterwalker99) October 1, 2019

But yeah totally dogwhistley, same as Paxman’s NORTH LONDON GEEK

The thing about the thing with the disposable cup is, Johnson's response is a homeresque "woop-woop-woop" - I'd like to think (but I'd be wrong) that it would be impossible to see this and still think of him as a steely-eyed leader. I hate to quote Ronin, but he genuinely got ambushed by a coffee cup.

Lol fuck’s saaaake

According to Peston, this was coded anti-Semitism. Which outrages me. Because it would mean I am not part of the north London metropolitan liberal elite.

— Michael Hann (@MichaelAHann) October 1, 2019

come back to ilx coward

If embarrassingly thirsty middle-aged men with horrible politics is your thing, you're going to want to check out the replies to this tweet https://t.co/ntvfFb9iHl

— karl (@red____dawn) October 1, 2019

oh god :(

makes a change from posting about beastiality on main I guess

couldn't give a fuck what anyone looks like, if they have the poisonous bile emanating from within that Priti has, then she looks like Goebbels arsehole with teeth.

Real talk:

John McDonnell has just told journalists he believes Jo Swinson can be persuaded to accept Corbyn as PM. "I was brought up a Catholic. I'm a great believer in the powers of conversion."

— Emily Ashton (@elashton) October 1, 2019

And on the same day that tweet rose again.

I always thought that bit about alphabet being illiterate was an ironic british humor sort of thing.

“Of course I can read! I just choose not to!”

What tweet Ward?

7 hours ago by gyac

Lol I haven't read beyond last 20 posts just catching up now.

not sure i saw this defence of the FTPA posted when it went up a while ago.

in brief:
- didn’t play a part in 2017
- performing a democratic function now

it places the right to call an election in parliament’s hands.

that’s a propos nothing at all because i haven’t read much itt over the last couple of days i just thought it was interesting.

lol peston.

Diane Abbott will stand in for Jeremy Corbyn at #PMQs, becoming the first black MP to represent her party at the weekly Commons clashhttps://t.co/tYdEmRF8lt #BlackHistoryMonth

— BBC Politics (@BBCPolitics) October 1, 2019

Boris Johnson at DUP reception mentions Jeremy Corbyn, starts a sentence saying “we’ll invite him to enter...”

Shout from the crowd: “Traitors’ gate!”

Another: “a noose!”

Grim. pic.twitter.com/K2HUgxFKKa

— Lewis Goodall (@lewis_goodall) October 1, 2019

Hope this has been posted today:

“I was told to kill myself for being Tory” young Conservatives share the abuse they’ve suffered for their politics pic.twitter.com/GIVqlanYCB

— The Telegraph (@Telegraph) October 1, 2019

Tory scum is the standard

the online death threats and personal abuse these young men have received is quite depressing when you think how much more positive and better use the energy spent would have been if they were bullying and beating the shit out of them irl.

"I've been called a cunt in the park by teenagers" lol, welcome to my world.

a nicely astringent jonathan powell on newsnight just now, calling boris johnson's heavily trailed deal "nonsense", a "scam", "not serious" and explaining exactly why. it's been so long since I've heard non-bullshit from a guest on that programme

(xp)He should get out more and he can get called a cunt in a wide variety of locations by people of all ages, from toddlers upwards.

Yes, it seems tomorrow Boris is going to present a piece of utter shit, tailor made to fail, and say to the EU, it's our final offer, take it or leave it.

Young tories video is hilarious.
Not that I support gulags, but if I did one of the first groups to go would be cunts who think being called a racist is worse than racism.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EF0m2N5XoAAAgUj?format=jpg&name=small I mean whomst among us

privilege = being surprised when teenagers abuse you in the park

he's even doing an alan partridge face

https://img.gifglobe.com/grabs/peepshow/S01E01/gif/SRZ6MUOsKG4H.gif

Yes, even teenagers are shouting things at him in a park - that's how bad it is.

as a balding old fule when my hair gets too long I look awful and this kid shouted from his garden: "oi you you bald cunt, you look like you've got a cock growing out the back of your head!". Tbh I just lolled, cos who really gives a shit? Kids used to throw rocks at Cezanne, it's the way of the universe. unless you are an entitled young tory twat of course

when one of these little shits once made a disablist comment to my son, that was the red line for me. I told the fucker his parents would end up getting prosecuted if he didn't watch his mouth, and it shut him up. There are much more heavily victimised and vulnerable groups out there than fucking young tories.

xp that kid is a poet, I’m haunted by the sheer greatness

The thing is, being a Tory actually means believing that other people deserve to suffer by dint of birth, which is as good a definition of being a cunt as any.

thats catholics man

Ah, you make a point.

Tbf it's Calvinists even more so

idfw prods so

Best way tbh

Extremely good

How to accurately introduce Jacob Rees-Mogg 👇🏿pic.twitter.com/oMYxADaMpF

— David Lammy (@DavidLammy) October 1, 2019

lmao, get his ass