PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

Torture junkie and incontinent user of the word 'resile' also won't back Corbz. Great loss.

https://news.sky.com/story/jeremy-corbyn-in-power-would-end-in-tears-says-ex-home-secretary-jack-straw-11823899

t/s: £350m a week for the nhs vs O N E B I L L I O N lost in trade each week

Despite extensive preparations at Dover, the port’s chief executive said that it still expects to see a drop in trade worth £1bn a week should Britain leave the EU without a deal. Addressing a ConservativeHome/Port of Dover fringe event at the conference, transport minister George Freeman confirmed that the government was assuming that disruption would roughly halve - a range of 40-60% - the traffic on Britain’s main trading link for three months.

Doug Bannister, the chief executive of Port of Dover, said that the assumed drop in traffic would cut £1bn a trade every week. He said:

That’s how critical it is. If there’s a no-deal Brexit, it’s not going to be OK. But people are doing all they can to ensure Britain keeps trading.

Freeman said he hoped that goodwill would prevail should a deal not be agreed by October 31. Asked what preparations the government was making for “malign interventions” such as a potential blockade by French fishermen, Freeman said he had seen cabinet papers showing that “the Ministry of Defence are actively looking at it”, raising the potential for alarming escalation.

Less videos of Boris featuring seething sexual tension itt, pls.

(also fewer)

the man can't help his raw sexual charisma andrew, stop borisshaming

Torture junkie and incontinent user of the word 'resile'

you forgot "racist cunt"

Watching BBC parliament and Paula Sheriff is asking a question about homelessness. (There is, ofc, no answer).

The thing about Corbyn calling Labour “the anti racist party”, besides it being untrue, is that it gives cover to the likes of Straw, Woolas, etc

maybe not Skinnock

Omg

John McDonnell has just told journalists he believes Jo Swinson can be persuaded to accept Corbyn as PM. "I was brought up a Catholic. I'm a great believer in the powers of conversion."

— Emily Ashton (@elashton) October 1, 2019

Now told by security that ONLY press are being kept out. https://t.co/qaZ6m8uwgD

— Alex Cadier (@alexcadier) October 1, 2019

that's... odd

A punch-up broke out at the Conservative Party Conference after a senior MP tried to get in without a pass. The event, being held in Manchester, is believed to be on ‘lockdown’, following a ‘punch-up’ between MP Sir Geoffrey Clifton-Brown and security. Armed police and paramedics are on the scene following the incident, which is believed to have happened inside the International Lounge at the conference centre. The Cotswolds MP did not deny the reports, and said: ‘I’ve got nothing further to say about it. I don’t want to comment on it, really.’ A staff member guarding the door of the lounge said the incident was sparked by a disagreement, adding: ‘It was a small misunderstanding’.

says Metro

lol

A punch-up broke out at the Conservative Party Conference after a senior MP tried to get in without a pass. The event, being held in Manchester, is believed to be on ‘lockdown’, following a ‘punch-up’ between MP Sir Geoffrey Clifton-Brown and security. Armed police and paramedics are on the scene following the incident, which is believed to have happened inside the International Lounge at the conference centre. The Cotswolds MP did not deny the reports, and said: ‘I’ve got nothing further to say about it. I don’t want to comment on it, really.’

https://i0.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/PRC_87829710.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=964%2C506&ssl=1

beaten, quite literally, to the punch by nv there

he seems like a good egg, dunno what could have been behind his decision to act the cunt

In January 2016, the Labour Party unsuccessfully proposed an amendment in Parliament that would have required private landlords to make their homes "fit for human habitation". According to Parliament's register of interests, Clifton-Brown was one of 72 Conservative MPs who voted against the amendment who personally derived an income from renting out property.

Hmmmmmm after lunch

International Lunge

Johnson's intemperate use of language leading to 66 year old MPs brawling with doormen.

Talking of which, I notice Kate Hoey's No Surrender comment has been extensively covered in the national press.

Priti Patel, the home secretary, is speaking now.

She starts by saying the Conservatives have restored their reputation as the party of law and order.

Start off with a funny line is always good practice when it comes to speechmaking.

didn’t boris do a crime recently and also were the leadership candidates not all having a drug off

tom kibasi article seems on point

anyone paid to comment on this circus and tweeting "lol it's just like TTOI" should be put onto minimum wage.

still think he’ll resign and fight the next GE as CP leader/hard man

@MarkDiStef
26m
Home Secretary Priti Patel laced with populist rhetoric:
"Because, let me tell you something.
This daughter of immigrants, needs no lectures from the North London metropolitan liberal elite."

dogwhistle antisemitism y/n?

LATTE MUNCHING MANSCAPER HEGEMONS

Dummy journalist face-off:

Note to ⁦@patel4witham⁩’s speech writer: you should have deleted the word “north” from this trope because it has connotations I know the Home Secretary would be embarrassed by (I say this as a North Londoner born and bred) pic.twitter.com/Rq9XxDHa8j

— Robert Peston (@Peston) October 1, 2019

Priti Patel uses her conference speech to lambast the "North London metropolitan liberal elite".

It might be a niche issue, but no one ever mentions the South London metropolitan liberal elite, which seems an oversight given how sizeable it is.

— Peter Walker (@peterwalker99) October 1, 2019

But yeah totally dogwhistley, same as Paxman’s NORTH LONDON GEEK

The thing about the thing with the disposable cup is, Johnson's response is a homeresque "woop-woop-woop" - I'd like to think (but I'd be wrong) that it would be impossible to see this and still think of him as a steely-eyed leader. I hate to quote Ronin, but he genuinely got ambushed by a coffee cup.

Lol fuck’s saaaake

According to Peston, this was coded anti-Semitism. Which outrages me. Because it would mean I am not part of the north London metropolitan liberal elite.

— Michael Hann (@MichaelAHann) October 1, 2019

come back to ilx coward

If embarrassingly thirsty middle-aged men with horrible politics is your thing, you're going to want to check out the replies to this tweet https://t.co/ntvfFb9iHl

— karl (@red____dawn) October 1, 2019

oh god :(

makes a change from posting about beastiality on main I guess

couldn't give a fuck what anyone looks like, if they have the poisonous bile emanating from within that Priti has, then she looks like Goebbels arsehole with teeth.

Real talk:

John McDonnell has just told journalists he believes Jo Swinson can be persuaded to accept Corbyn as PM. "I was brought up a Catholic. I'm a great believer in the powers of conversion."

— Emily Ashton (@elashton) October 1, 2019

And on the same day that tweet rose again.

I always thought that bit about alphabet being illiterate was an ironic british humor sort of thing.

“Of course I can read! I just choose not to!”

What tweet Ward?

7 hours ago by gyac

Lol I haven't read beyond last 20 posts just catching up now.

not sure i saw this defence of the FTPA posted when it went up a while ago.

in brief:
- didn’t play a part in 2017
- performing a democratic function now

it places the right to call an election in parliament’s hands.

that’s a propos nothing at all because i haven’t read much itt over the last couple of days i just thought it was interesting.

lol peston.

Diane Abbott will stand in for Jeremy Corbyn at #PMQs, becoming the first black MP to represent her party at the weekly Commons clashhttps://t.co/tYdEmRF8lt #BlackHistoryMonth

— BBC Politics (@BBCPolitics) October 1, 2019

Boris Johnson at DUP reception mentions Jeremy Corbyn, starts a sentence saying “we’ll invite him to enter...”

Shout from the crowd: “Traitors’ gate!”

Another: “a noose!”

Grim. pic.twitter.com/K2HUgxFKKa

— Lewis Goodall (@lewis_goodall) October 1, 2019

Hope this has been posted today:

“I was told to kill myself for being Tory” young Conservatives share the abuse they’ve suffered for their politics pic.twitter.com/GIVqlanYCB

— The Telegraph (@Telegraph) October 1, 2019

Tory scum is the standard