PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

what is truth?

all will be revealed in the next ep of the Moral Maze

lying is a social construct.

The Left is most certainly not behind the triggering of Margaret Hodge in Barking nor was it the result of antisemitism. I’m told it happened because members on the Right had expected her to retire & want an MP who actually lives there, not one who has always lived in Islington

— Jon Lansman (@jonlansman) September 29, 2019

You might think lying is bad, but out in the country, outside London, people think very differently.

it's not even lying if your base believes you

Speaking of Jon L, that is a colossal shirt he’s wearing in this video

For #RoshHashanah, I met Jewish Labour Party members who told me what it means for them this year as we shared apples and honey.

So as the High Holy Days start, I'd like to wish Jewish communities in Britain and across the world #Shanahtovah. pic.twitter.com/wWjhAd7fDN

— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) September 29, 2019

Actually I think Jon Lansman shirts are probably their own topic thT are underdiscussed itt
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EFQ3vV9XoAA-pu8?format=jpg&name=large

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/imageserver/image/methode%2Ftimes%2Fprod%2Fweb%2Fbin%2Ff9626f24-7650-11e8-a4b0-c06c25e9bae2.jpg?crop=3906%2C2197%2C218%2C132&resize=685

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DKvEqxHWkAIezgb?format=jpg&name=medium

His shirts as extreme and dangerous as his politics, amirite?

when textile design goes wrong

textile design crash investigation!

i would never judge maverick taste tbh.

Possible explanation

As we drain the red wine, Lansman talks of some of the hobbies he would like to indulge upon retirement, including a musical taste that ranges from jazz to British folk. A few months ago he went to watch The Grateful Dead in Mexico alongside other bearded beatniks of a certain age

"40 new hospitals". good to see the BBC just copy-pasting conservative party press releases earlier - at least they're now deleted it

It's money to upgrade six existing hospitals over the next 5 years as well as some money to develop plans to upgrade a further 36 at some point in the future. It's not a promise for "40 new hospitals."

— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) September 29, 2019

Yes, it took a couple of hours for that promise to crash and burn.

Footage emerges of Lansman back in the day.

https://youtu.be/mdqLMkPqjOQ

award winning data journalist at it again, I see

In actual scientific polls conducted by YouGov:

-> 64% of businesspeople support a four-day week

-> 63% of voters support a four-day week

-> 81% of voters want schools to be run by the public sector

A focus group of 10 people does not contradict scientific polls, James. https://t.co/tnjLdOt8NK

— Stats for Lefties 🌹 🌹 (@LeftieStats) September 28, 2019

Dr Peter Gammons on why he left the BXP for UKIP.https://t.co/E5zm4C5xfL

— UKIP (@UKIP) September 29, 2019

Dr Peter Gammons on why he left Bxp for UKIP. He's fallen out with Farage cos he's not racist enough! Some awful strained fake laughter at his "witticisms" yet no laughter at his name, but tbf he's no Max Gammon.

lol he describes Claire Fox as an extreme Marxist

i love how these guys like to insist on how intelligent they are, despite the evidence to the contrary

surely one of these Gammons is gonna turn out to be a low quality satirist hiding in plain sight

that forced laughter from the UKIP compere is really something.

I try not to comment too much on individual Labour MPs' activities, but thousands of ordinary people give up hours and hours of their time for free to try and get Labour into government, and stuff like this from one of their own MPs is just insulting pic.twitter.com/l7g5Y2pm4L

— Ellie Mae O'Hagan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@MissEllieMae) September 29, 2019

let's go undermine our party in the Murdoch press when one feels one isn't enough enough attention (part 1867)

hard left risking election chances

she's probably jealous that Sheriff + Brabin have been getting more limelight than her with their dignity intact and without undermining the party.

Eric Pickles going absolutely wild for Liz Truss’s speech pic.twitter.com/PHQVYoSpb5

— Matt Chorley (@MattChorley) September 29, 2019

Eric Pickles is good again

me when fred posts

Penny Mordaunt says PM sometimes "has the style of Frank Spencer in a china shop but he is a decent person and I think he cares a great deal about women and girls"

— Emily Ashton (@elashton) September 29, 2019

A bit harsh of her to accuse him of being a paedo!

Dick Emery, Frank Spencer, surely only a matter of time before he does Harry Worth's trademark window routine.

Norman Collier's broken microphone.

xp DelBoy falling through the bar

No-one believes Boris Johnson is a 'decent person' surely?

It's irrelevant to his appeal, whatever his appeal is.

This is one of the best things I have ever seen on Facebook. pic.twitter.com/t3ikEg5x24

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) September 29, 2019

Horrendous thread

At a Conservative Party conference fringe titled “Challenging ‘Islamophobia’” #cpc19 pic.twitter.com/sqwYKlx2Dp

— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) September 29, 2019

Also horrendous

Kate Hoey, still a Labour MP, appears at her first Tory conference. She says this is a “much better-dressed conference” pic.twitter.com/ZnqAzxVBYk

— Henry Zeffman (@hzeffman) September 29, 2019

Sick.

.@KateHoeyMP tells the fringe “I’m proud Boris Johnson called the Benn Bill the Surender Bill because in Northern Ireland we know about no surrender!”

— Kate Ferguson (@kateferguson4) September 29, 2019

wow it must have been a strain holding the lid on her hatefulness for all those years

lol

The condescension of elements of the Westminster commentariat knows no bounds at times. @theSNP is perfectly capable of thinking through the implications of various scenarios. https://t.co/aGYsaFpiou

— Nicola Sturgeon (@NicolaSturgeon) September 29, 2019

any other policy announcements from CPC today (besides the 40* new** hospitals)?

lol at all the FBPE melts totally unhypocritically calling for Hoey's immediate termination

any other policy announcements from CPC today (besides the 40* new** hospitals)?

"lol you're all going to die"

xp what’s wrong with that?

clearly Hoey needed terminating a long time ago but i'd bet that a fair chunk of the tweeters using her as a stick to beat Corbyn with were up in arms over previous attempts to deselect "Labour" MPs

Because if Corbyn had done it they'd be up in arms about it.

... lol up in arms x2

Possibly but I don’t have a problem with hypocrisy over someone who’s been blatantly anti-Irish & pro no deal for a long long time tbh

xxp they are always tweeting at him to withdraw the whip every time she votes with the government