PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EFgeGO1WkAAxrmo?format=jpg&name=medium

nice

PIP is a totally separate dept to UC. I want to hear about these shitehawks like ATOS (who earn £600M contracts by doing fake assessments on people with MS) getting the heave ho.

Yep same, my best friend has been through years of horror with them. He’s in IDS’s constituency today to announce it

chingford mount! maybe I'll hop on a bus

It’s starting at 11, but I think they are canvassing?!

NEW: Labour will scrap “inhumane” Universal Credit - and replace the Department for Work and Pensions with a Department for Social Security, Corbyn vows: https://t.co/hYPq6DNJVV

— LabourList (@LabourList) September 27, 2019

I don't think the "inhumane" is controversial enough here to require quotes ffs!

The middle class welfare state expands. Won't abolish Universal Credit though - that would actually help the poorest. https://t.co/H9ZjASop1z

— John McTernan (@johnmcternan) September 22, 2019

his only response so far has been to grumble about lack of details. if he wasn't such a bitter little malignant shit he might have said the proposals released so far all sound very very good.

Corbyn in Chingford and Woodford Green: Labour will change the name of DWP to the Department of Social Security and reform the system entirely - including ending the two-child limit on child benefit, ending the sanctions regime and scrapping Universal Credit in its entirety. pic.twitter.com/GlMRNnmcGi

— Maya Goodfellow (@MayaGoodfellow) September 28, 2019

summary of Corbyn's speech in chingford

We’re not just going to kick IDS and Johnson out, we’re going to throw their disgusting policies in the dustbin of history

Yesterday’s McDonnell posts reminded me of Bennwave

I T ' S B E N N W A V E B A B Y ! ! ! pic.twitter.com/CjAQUEZYw4

— Reel Politik podcast (@reel_politcast) September 5, 2018

Amazing: https://www.buzzfeed.com/alexwickham/boris-johnson-brexit-strategy-chernobyl-meltdown

One government official who is close to Cummings claimed he was employing a “Jose Mourinho strategy”, a reference to how the former Manchester United and Chelsea football manager would often deliberately make inflammatory public interventions to attract media attention to himself and relieve pressure on his players.

While Cummings is expected to stand down from his role on October 31 — it is understood his wife has insisted he does not work beyond that date as he has been putting off surgery — his position is not under question until that point.

is he having a conscience fitted?

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/IcyMiniatureHairstreak-size_restricted.gif

One government official who is close to Cummings claimed he was employing a “Jose Mourinho strategy”, a reference to how the former Manchester United and Chelsea football manager would often deliberately make inflammatory public interventions to attract media attention to himself and relieve pressure on his players.

yeah not convinced this is a strategy as such - certainly not a successful one

Good time to point out that Mourinho hasn't won a league title in 7 years.

Amber Rudd = Eva Carneiro

Hodge apparently lost her trigger ballot so will have to go through reselection.

Not counting any chickens but I’ll have maracas.jpg on hand in case.

if we get a Corbyn government before she's deselected I'll be celebrating with posh booze, cos he's going to increase Carer's Allowance to the same as JSA \o/\o/\o/

I see it’s time for “Margaret Hodge defeated the BNP” fantasising again, as though she wasn’t literally criticised by Labour for some of the comments she made about housing!
https://theguardian.com/politics/2007/may/27/thefarright.communities

Was just jumping in here to mention that.

I know I always say how fucking awful Peston is, but Jesus fucking Christ

Lots of people think Cummings wants to blow everything up. For what it is worth, I think he sincerely believes that a second referendum would lead to much greater civil disorder and damage to the fabric of UK than a no-deal Brexit. He may be wrong, possibly grotesquely...

— Robert Peston (@Peston) September 28, 2019

Not a good look for a political correspondent to Tweet that level of feigned naivety

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LGHZ9r5H0s

Just the exhilaration

Yaaaaaay

fuck

https://i.redd.it/6ukqrfvxfdp31.jpg

that is quality work there

‘Ho! You’ve killed my sister’s rabbit you wretched Commie.’

10 watership downing st

Thumperestroika.

Sorry.

cold lapin with pogo j!

BREATH

pass me the sick-bucket. Do they really have to put the posed pic of vomitous smiling power couple couple on the front of every bastard broadsheet? Well I've seen it on the torygraph and the observer so far. I'm not going to say what I wish on them but I'll start with I don't even care if their dog gets bitten by a tick and posh bint whatshername has already copped multiple STDs.

Nothing ever happens to Boris but feel like he’ll regret this denial

Challenged over links with businesswoman Jennifer Arcuri when mayor of London, the PM insists “There was no interest to declare” #Marr https://t.co/m3LijkCSoe pic.twitter.com/gz41tLdou6

— BBC Politics (@BBCPolitics) September 29, 2019

For someone who lies all the time he's not a very good liar.

what is truth?

all will be revealed in the next ep of the Moral Maze

lying is a social construct.

The Left is most certainly not behind the triggering of Margaret Hodge in Barking nor was it the result of antisemitism. I’m told it happened because members on the Right had expected her to retire & want an MP who actually lives there, not one who has always lived in Islington

— Jon Lansman (@jonlansman) September 29, 2019

You might think lying is bad, but out in the country, outside London, people think very differently.

it's not even lying if your base believes you

Speaking of Jon L, that is a colossal shirt he’s wearing in this video

For #RoshHashanah, I met Jewish Labour Party members who told me what it means for them this year as we shared apples and honey.

So as the High Holy Days start, I'd like to wish Jewish communities in Britain and across the world #Shanahtovah. pic.twitter.com/wWjhAd7fDN

— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) September 29, 2019

Actually I think Jon Lansman shirts are probably their own topic thT are underdiscussed itt
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EFQ3vV9XoAA-pu8?format=jpg&name=large

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/imageserver/image/methode%2Ftimes%2Fprod%2Fweb%2Fbin%2Ff9626f24-7650-11e8-a4b0-c06c25e9bae2.jpg?crop=3906%2C2197%2C218%2C132&resize=685

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DKvEqxHWkAIezgb?format=jpg&name=medium

His shirts as extreme and dangerous as his politics, amirite?

when textile design goes wrong

textile design crash investigation!

i would never judge maverick taste tbh.

Possible explanation

As we drain the red wine, Lansman talks of some of the hobbies he would like to indulge upon retirement, including a musical taste that ranges from jazz to British folk. A few months ago he went to watch The Grateful Dead in Mexico alongside other bearded beatniks of a certain age

"40 new hospitals". good to see the BBC just copy-pasting conservative party press releases earlier - at least they're now deleted it

It's money to upgrade six existing hospitals over the next 5 years as well as some money to develop plans to upgrade a further 36 at some point in the future. It's not a promise for "40 new hospitals."

— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) September 29, 2019